Which Poort Player has done a Franklin?

[schnoods]

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-12-04/port-adelaide-player-under-investigation-after-car-crash



"It's believed a white Holden Commodore crashed into four parked cars in George Street."

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Who ever said Perth is behind the times?

 

[schnoods]

Who ever said Perth is behind the times?

We aren't behind, just ignorant, which is probably worse.

 

[schnoods]

Well it seems the answer was at a proper investigative newspaper's website.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...run-luxury-vehicle-smash-20161203-gt3grf.html

Carman Gimpey.



"A white Commodore sedan smashed into four parked cars in the Adelaide suburb of Norwood just after 7pm, before the driver fled the scene.

The Commodore was seen crossing onto the wrong side of the road and crashing into a parked ute, pushing the ute into a Toyota sedan.

The vehicle then continued driving, smashing into a parked Audi sedan and pushing it into a BMW.

No one was inside the parked vehicles at the time of the crashes."





Well after smashing into an Audi, a BMW, a ute and a probably a camry, i dare say his wages for this upcoming season are already spent...

 

[BLERN]

Lol then he ran away.

Who does he think he is? ben cousins

 

[TallyHawk]

Will Buddy's excuse fly a second time around.

 

[The Wrecker]

With a name like Jarman I'm surprised he could run at all.

 

[Bokonon_]

Will Buddy's excuse fly a second time around.

That he indulged in the substance that is god's way of telling you you've got too much money?

 

[TallyHawk]

That he indulged in the substance that is god's way of telling you you've got too much money?

Nah mate seizure

 

[subaru]

" Neighbours reported seeing a distressed Monfries at the accident scene after his Audi was one of the cars that was crashed into."

A distressed Monfries ???

Ha!

"
Monfries declined to speak about the accident on Sunday morning, telling reporters “get off the land”."

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp...e3c6092df191fc7d80fe2af7f2e9219?client=safari

Players and coaches in China....
Kultcha
I love that club !

 

[RonSon]

I've heard he had a sick cat in the car at the time of the accident so all will be forgiven.

 

[subaru]

I've heard he had a sick cat in the car at the time of the accident so all will be forgiven.

Nice try

Talia didn't flee the scene, lie to the cops and involve another team mate

 

[11sjw]

The closest Impey has ever been to a contested situation.

 

[rdhopkins2]

What a gimp!

 

[DanWA]

I love that club !

We are well aware of your love for the Paer

Impey needs to pull the Lance Franklin defense

 

[Smithy7]

" Neighbours reported seeing a distressed Monfries at the accident scene after his Audi was one of the cars that was crashed into."

A distressed Monfries ???

Ha!

"
Monfries declined to speak about the accident on Sunday morning, telling reporters “get off the land”."

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp...e3c6092df191fc7d80fe2af7f2e9219?client=safari

Players and coaches in China....
Kultcha
I love that club !

Keep up with the times ... Coaches & Players arrived back in Adelaide from China Saturday morning..

 

[subaru]

Keep up with the times ... Coaches & Players arrived back in Adelaide from China Saturday morning..

Really
So it's not Merv the Ball Stewards problem then

Bet Merv is relieved . That shit wouldn't have happened on his watch,eh?

 

[Smithy7]

Really
So it's not Merv the Ball Stewards problem then

No lol . .. KT will be making a statement about same later today...

 

[subaru]

No lol . .. KT will be making a statement about same later today...

Can't wait to hear what the excuse be ....

Drinking ?
Lying?
Running away?

It's the trifecta of idiotic

 

[Smithy7]

Can't wait to hear what the excuse be ....

Drinking ?
Lying?
Running away?

It's the trifecta of idiotic

Well time will tell ..
You do know that he lost his father to Cancer last month .. maybe playing on his mind and he could need help..

 

[subaru]

Well time will tell ..
You do know that he lost his father to Cancer last month .. maybe playing on his mind and he could need help..

Here we go ...........

 

[Smithy7]

Here we go ...........

Looks like you have never lost anyone close to you with cancer .. I have, and it played on my mind.. so there is no need for ..
here we go ... geez

 

[subaru]

Looks like you have never lost anyone close to you with cancer .. I have, and it played on my mind.. so there is no need for ..
here we go ... geez

Did you go get smashed, write off your car and 4 others, lie to the police and probably throw a team mate under a bus ?

 

[elMM]

I couldn't be more impressed. Good start to the next season.

CARN THE PAER

 

[BLERN]