Fight Night (Jazny has a hot flush, FISTO hitting the KFC)

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zackah said:
Fight over. Eye witness account has summarised the outcome.



In the bustling cafeteria of Bay 13, chaos erupted as Zackah and STPer18 engaged in what seemed to be a comically fake fight. Zackah, known for his towering presence and muscles that seemed to have muscles of their own, squared off against the notorious STPer18, whose combat skills were about as intimidating as a soggy noodle.

As the crowd gathered around, Jazny, always emotional, burst into tears at the sight of the mock brawl. However, her sobs took a sudden turn when Zackah flexed his bulging biceps, causing her tears to morph into something...unexpectedly different.

"Look at those muscles!" Jazny exclaimed, her tears magically drying up as she ogled Zackah's impressive physique. "I never knew fake fights could be so... stimulating!"

The crowd, initially bewildered by Jazny's abrupt change in demeanor, couldn't help but burst into laughter at the absurdity of the situation. Even STPer18 couldn't resist chuckling between simulated punches.

But just when it seemed things couldn't get any more ridiculous, STPer18, overwhelmed by the combination of embarrassment and laughter, let out a little too much than just a chuckle. Yes, he wet himself, turning the chaotic scene into a complete comedy of errors.

And so, amidst the chaos of the fake fight and Jazny's newfound admiration for muscles, STPer18 found himself in the most humiliating of situations, adding yet another legendary tale to the colorful history of Bay 13.
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Poor Zackah. I wonder if he gets Siri to read this to him just after he tucks himself in to bed at night. It makes me rather sad to think about it.
 
Welcome back to the Bunnings Carpark Moorabbin, where we are about to witness a s**t fight between zackah and STPer18.

It's a warm and sunny day evening, and the Bunnings Carpark Moorabbin is crowded. There are cars, bikes, and people everywhere. Some of them are here to shop, but most of them are here with their popcorn to watch. They are waiting for a s**t fight to take place. zackah and STPer18 are the fighters, and they have a bitter rivalry.
 

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STPer18 said:
As the two go to touch gloves in the centre of the ring, a little wee runs down zackah's leg - an understandable and perfectly normal response for a man of his stature to have while in the presence of the KING in HIS throne room.
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Then STPer18 wakes up
 
This is a 12-round bout, with each round lasting three minutes. The referee for this fight is Vince McMahon, who has just given the final instructions to the fighters. But wait, there is another twist! This is not a normal bareknuckle fight, this is a random weapon fight! Each fighter has been given a random weapon to use during the fight, and they have no idea what it is until they open the box in their corner.
 
The fight is supposed to start at 7.30 pm, but there could be a problem. A group of hoons have turned up to watch the fight, and they are causing some trouble. The hoons are young and reckless, and they have a passion for cars and speed. They have heard about the s**t fight, and they have decided to check it out. They have driven their modified and noisy cars to the carpark, and they have parked them in front of the ring. They have also brought their own weapons, such as knives, bats, and chains. They have no intention of paying for the fight, or following the rules. They just want to have some fun, and cause some chaos.
The hoons, mainly made up of Carlton thugs have started to harass the spectators, who have paid for their tickets and seats. They have insulted them, and threatened them. They have also tried to steal their money, and their phones. Some of the spectators have fought back, and some of them have run away. A brawl has broken out, and the carpark had turned into a war zone.
The WBA security have tried to stop the hoons, and restore order. But they are currently outnumbered and overpowered. The hoons have attacked them, and injured them. Some of the security guards have called the police, and some of them had called for backup.

The fighters have remained elusive, as they make their final preparations. They are ignoring the commotion, and are remaining focused on their strategy. STPer18 was spotted earlier in the day at a nail salon in Fitzroy. zackah was last seen at the Lincolnshire ARMS Hotel.
 
As fun as this has been flogs I have friends coming over so will leave you to your fake internet fighting :$



Oh I’m sorry how rude of me. “Friends” - a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection
 
News in... both fighter have reported they are not feeling motivated or calm. They are feeling scared and anxious. They are thinking of all the possible outcomes of the fight, and none of them are good. They are thinking of all the injuries they could suffer, and all the consequences they could face. They are thinking of all the reasons they should not fight, and all the ways they could escape.

They've both decided to chicken out, and they've both came up with a plan. They've both pretended to have a stomach ache, and asked to go to the bathroom. They have then left their dressing rooms, and headed to the nearest exit, trying to sneak out to avoid the fight.

But they were not so lucky, and they were not so smart. It seems they ran into each other, and they recognized each other. They've realized what the other was doing, and have become angry and flustered. Now they are accusing the other of being a coward.
 
Footy Is The Win said:
News in... both fighter have reported they are not feeling motivated or calm. They are feeling scared and anxious. They are thinking of all the possible outcomes of the fight, and none of them are good. They are thinking of all the injuries they could suffer, and all the consequences they could face. They are thinking of all the reasons they should not fight, and all the ways they could escape.

They've both decided to chicken out, and they've both came up with a plan. They've both pretended to have a stomach ache, and asked to go to the bathroom. They have then left their dressing rooms, and headed to the nearest exit, trying to sneak out to avoid the fight.

But they were not so lucky, and they were not so smart. It seems they ran into each other, and they recognized each other. They've realized what the other was doing, and have become angry and flustered. Now they are accusing the other of being a coward.
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