What is softer:

[AvantGardener]

After watching the insipid bunch of marshmallows that is the Essendon Football Club last night it really got me thinking what is softer.

I believe we due for another Marshmallow game between Bombers and Norf. Schedule it 4.20PM for a Sunday at Marvel should get about 8000 there.

 

[AvantGardener]

2 minutes in and we have a confirmed winner zackah

 

[zackah]

 

[Ned_Isakoff]

Where's the Tash Peterson option?

 

[AvantGardener]

Where's the Tash Peterson option?

Very obscure reference but blue haired SJW is literally in there. Close enuff

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I voted for the winner

The real question is how does zackah survive in the real world where he can't divvy and fredban anything that challenges his fragile ego?

a. Sticks his fingers in his ears and says La-la-la-la
b. Pretends every day is Opposite Day
c. Eats a whole bottle of SSRIs for breakfast
d. Doesn't go outside during footy season

Multiple votes are allowed

 

[zackah]

e. Triggers anonymous flogs into meltdowns

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

lol you are the queen of the meltdowns sweetie. Cannot handle anyone laughing at your joke club

Wouldn’t last 5 minutes here if you weren’t a mod, let alone 7,154 days