Biffinator
Norm Smith Medallist
Comrades.
Collectively we have had a lot of fun with the Cheats but it is now time to turn our attention to the other disgusting excrement that lines the underpants of the AFL.
The Richmond Football Club.
If Carlton naturally offends anyone with a sense of morality or fair-play – who else would run a lap of honour accompanied by the Morans – Richmond and its lowlife supporters invite mockery, disgust and abhorrence.
Their decline, fall and desolation – since half-time in the 82 GF - proclaim that there is an avenging force for justice in the universe.
My best mate is a Carlton supporter and he once provided me with words of wisdom that have resonated down the years:
At the heart of every Richmond supporter there lies a streak of self-loathing – that is why they turn on each other at the slightest provocation.
Never a truer word was said. They hate themselves. They hate each other. They hate the insipidness of their once great club – all in all it makes for a volatile mixture.
Over the next few months I am going to explore the gallery of Anti-Richmond heroes who have transformed the club into the humpy that it is.
Anyone is free to man the kiosk with me. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.
All I ask is that we save Richo – a bona fide Anti-Richmond hero – for number 100.
The kiosk will open for business over the next few days or so.
Biffinator.
Collectively we have had a lot of fun with the Cheats but it is now time to turn our attention to the other disgusting excrement that lines the underpants of the AFL.
The Richmond Football Club.
If Carlton naturally offends anyone with a sense of morality or fair-play – who else would run a lap of honour accompanied by the Morans – Richmond and its lowlife supporters invite mockery, disgust and abhorrence.
Their decline, fall and desolation – since half-time in the 82 GF - proclaim that there is an avenging force for justice in the universe.
My best mate is a Carlton supporter and he once provided me with words of wisdom that have resonated down the years:
At the heart of every Richmond supporter there lies a streak of self-loathing – that is why they turn on each other at the slightest provocation.
Never a truer word was said. They hate themselves. They hate each other. They hate the insipidness of their once great club – all in all it makes for a volatile mixture.
Over the next few months I am going to explore the gallery of Anti-Richmond heroes who have transformed the club into the humpy that it is.
Anyone is free to man the kiosk with me. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.
All I ask is that we save Richo – a bona fide Anti-Richmond hero – for number 100.
The kiosk will open for business over the next few days or so.
Biffinator.
