Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[GreyCrow]

One of the Crows partners

Rheydyn ​

 

[RedmanWasHere]

One of the Crows partners

Rheydyn ​

Was Rayden not available?

 

[Gough]

They just selected a lad called High Wiebgen in the Australian under 19 cricket team.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

They just selected a lad called High Wiebgen in the Australian under 19 cricket team.

Hugh Weibgen?

I think he played rep footy for one of the states in either 2016 as a 12 year old or in 2019 as a 15 year old.

 

[Gough]

Hugh Weigben?

I think he played rep footy for one of the states in either 2016 as a 12 year old or in 2019 as a 15 year old.

Better tell Cricket Australia.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Mahli is pretty s**t too.

 

[Over The Post]

Mahli is pretty s**t too.

If they were that keen on African countries the least they could have done was call him Chad.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

If they were that keen on African countries the least they could have done was call him Chad.

It would have to be spelled "Tschadd."

Then, if another child was on the horizon, "Djourdayn."

 

[Vincent Hanna]

Halleron - discovered in the wild a few days ago.

 

[Rankine2Rachele]

Better tell Cricket Australia.
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Were his parents "high" when they named him?

 

[troybe]

Jarethan on Tipping Point. My god

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Jarethan on Tipping Point. My god

Parents couldn't decide between Jared and Jonathan. Just flip a coin FFS and don't torment your child.

 

[Crankyhawk]

Parents couldn't decide between Jared and Jonathan. Just flip a coin FFS and don't torment your child.

Or they were deciding between Jar (as in jar jar binks) and Ethan

 

[rdhopkins2]

Methamphetamine Rules takes the cake

 

[Gralin]

 

[Cleavy]

poor kids!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Surely that’s a pisstake

 

[Gralin]

Surely that’s a pisstake

I believe pretty much any stupid name if its an American

 

[Gralin]

but I hope for their sake its not real

 

[Over The Post]

From the "I s**t you not" file:

ENJELICKIAGH AND REBEKIAGH (IDENTICAL TWIN GIRLS) - 16 months old

UPDATE 2018: The girls are now 5 years old and going to be starting school. They are still struggling with their speech but otherwise have been doing great. It has been a fun fill

22qfamilyfoundation.org

Enjel and Beka for short.

Poor little buggers. Not only do they have 22q11.2 Deletion syndrome or 22q (also referred to as Velocardiofacialsyndrome (VCFS), and/or DiGeorge syndrome), a disorder caused by a small missing piece of the 22nd chromosome, but they have dickhead parents.

 

[Pistol Night]

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“Is that Rebecca with 2 Cs?” will be the start of a 5 minute unwanted conversation for one of those kids for the rest of their life. The other one will commit a homicide trying to explain hers probably. Why do dickhead parents think it’s a pissing contest to be “creative” with spelling a simple name. You’re not clever you flogs, you’re child abusers.

 

[Gralin]

“Is that Rebecca with 2 Cs?” will be the start of a 5 minute unwanted conversation for one of those kids for the rest of their life. The other one will commit a homicide trying to explain hers probably. Why do dickhead parents think it’s a pissing contest to be “creative” with spelling a simple name. You’re not clever you flogs, you’re child abusers.

I've never agreed with anything you've posted more than this post here

 

[the fly]

I wonder if one of these dickhead parents will show up in here all indignant like that other one who quoted a post that was 6 or 7 years old.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I wonder if one of these dickhead parents will show up in here all indignant like that other one who quoted a post that was 6 or 7 years old.

Who was that again?

 

[the fly]

Who was that again?

Just found the posts.

^ Reasonably tame compared to these two poor critters 'Jshahnya' and 'jkhaihya' No, i didn't spell those two names wrong, (you could be forgiven if you did but) no I'm not lying to win this thread, they are two f$@king real names this clever Mummy has given to her two young Daughters. I'd link to Mummies FB page for proof but I not sure I'm allowed to.

Do you even know how to pronounce those names you seem to mock? Sorry if you named your own children something like'Hariett or Oswald' and you realise now that they're out dated and boring. The big point here is you shouldn't speak if you can't even pronounce the words you write, it's easy to copy what's already written, Step your Game up!!