Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 20 - Baghdad Bombers v East Side Hawks @ Abdu Prison

[Bovo]

I’m very much looking forward to this.

Q. Do you need to be sober?

Bloody hell I didn’t consider that when I was writing the bloody code! Cancel next season!!

 

[Kilroy]

The best of evenings Bombers, I trust you are all well!

By “well” do you mean “pissed”?

I choose to take this as the ultimate faith in what we’ll supply this week and not you checking out already.

Unless your “supply” includes copious amounts of contraband alcohol then you’re selling us short.

 

[Kilroy]

Do you need to be sober?

Bloody hell I didn’t consider that when I was writing the bloody code!

Learn the lesson, mate.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Learn the lesson, mate.

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Ahh the bible for drunks, I’ve read it but cannot remember the end.

 

[Strigoi]

Well, you know, once their load is gone, they've gotta head back to home base!

For more bombs, of course!

May I have a refill, please?

 

[Jabba73]

We don’t have cooties.

Oh look, an early “no ewe”

 

[Kilroy]

My favourite opponents and my favourite Fatima goat curry

It’s no secret we’d rather see you guys in the finals than a couple of teams already in the eight.



If you hadn’t shot yourselves in the foot you’d be there already.



Just don’t * it up again!

 

[Strigoi]

I’m very much looking forward to this.

Q. Do you need to be sober?

It’s the SFA - you shouldn’t have to be.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

It’s the SFA - you shouldn’t have to be.

That’s my girl!

 

[Strigoi]

Oh look, an early “no ewe”

 

[Strigoi]

That’s my girl!

Wow, she’s even going straight for the wet tee-shirt contest.

 

[Pugsley]

I choose to take this as the ultimate faith in what we’ll supply this week and not you checking out already.

I'll do that at the airport in a few weeks.

 

[Pugsley]

You’re done posting for the week?
Already?

Gotta hit those KPIS.

 

[Kilroy]

With the spoon wrapped up, do the right thing Bombers and give Brian Oblivion a run

Are you *en crazy?

With a name like that?

Floor is yours KohPhi

Now you’re just askin’ for trouble!!

 

[TY24]

Saw mine today. Said being retired is busier than working. Sipping lattes, eating cake.
The ideal lifestyle.

Funnily enough that’s how Chipmunk evicted me from the leadership group (I didn’t go AWOL I swear)

 

[TY24]

That’s my girl!

That’s what por_please_ya does when I start making Dad jokes

 

[Pugsley]

Funnily enough that’s how Chipmunk evicted me from the leadership group (I didn’t go AWOL I swear)

SFA is srs bzsns.

 

[TY24]

SFA is srs bzsns.

 

[Chipmunk]

Funnily enough that’s how Chipmunk evicted me from the leadership group (I didn’t go AWOL I swear)

I went full passive aggressive, ‘forgetting’ to put TY24 on all the PMs and then promising I’d add him next time.

 

[Kilroy]

May I have a refill, please?

Why not try an Irish Car Bomb?!

Half a shot of Jameson
Half a shot of Bailey's floated on top Dropped into a half-pint of Guinness

Do not wait on drinking it!

Apparently a few of these well placed in your evening will lead to destruction and despair.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Why not try an Irish Car Bomb?!

Half a shot of Jameson
Half a shot of Bailey's floated on top Dropped into a half-pint of Guinness

Do not wait on drinking it!

Apparently a few of these well placed in your evening will lead to destruction and despair.

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I will try this! Robertio

Will modify to full shots though, easier to get right

 

[Grav]

Ahh the bible for drunks, I’ve read it but cannot remember the end.

Yeah I fell asleep half way through it too.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Yeah I fell asleep half way through it too.

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It’s impossible to finish, I even put my glasses on.

 

[philreich]

philreich

Three English men were walking through a desert. They were tired and thirsty but most of all hungry. Soon, they came across a nomad with about two camels, one alive and one very much dead. The nomad said "Hey there, you guys look hungry" The three men all nodded. "I tell you what, I was about to start eating this camel. I'll share it with you" The three men soon started arguing about who gets what when one of them chimes in with a "Alright guys, how about this? Whatever football team we support dictates what part of the camel we can have." So he goes "Well, I support Liverpool." So he got the liver "I support Hartlepool." said the second man. So he got the heart. The last guy said "I support Arsenal but I'm not hungry."

 

[Strigoi]

Why not try an Irish Car Bomb?!

Half a shot of Jameson
Half a shot of Bailey's floated on top Dropped into a half-pint of Guinness

Do not wait on drinking it!

Apparently a few of these well placed in your evening will lead to destruction and despair.

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I don’t like beer. But the Bailey’s sounds nice.