Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[Grav]

Don’t you dare put me in the same basket as Grav he’s scum!

I resemble that remark!

 

[Bovo]

I resemble that remark!

Yes you do dear friend yes you do!

 

[Kilroy]

are you two joined at the hip?

You mean like the Umbilical Brothers?

 

[grumbleguts]

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It's how I got the nuclear codes.

 

[Kilroy]

It's how I got the nuclear codes.

That’s one sexy bomb you have there.

 

[GreyCrow]

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I dont know why

 

[Pugsley]

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Stop triggering them mate

 

[grumbleguts]

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I dont know why

There are three words in the English language with only one letter in them.

I, a, and envelope.

 

[Bovo]

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I dont know why

Sir, please step out of the vehicle. Do you hold a current license to tell dad jokes? If not, that’ll be a hefty fine and maybe some time behind bars.

 

[Pugsley]

Sir, please step out of the vehicle. Do you hold a current license to tell dad jokes? If not, that’ll be a hefty fine and maybe some time behind bars.

He has nothing on philreich. philreich is actually funny.

 

[Grav]

Have you ever thought about being a screenwriter? You have a way with words not seen since Shakespeare

Poetry mate…. it’s a QLD thing.



There was a player called grumbleguts

Either with or without a set of nuts.

A crush of two from the opposition he did have,

None other than the lovable Bovo & Grav.

 

[Grav]

He has nothing on philreich. philreich is actually funny.

 

[philreich]

He has nothing on philreich. philreich is actually funny.

If you're after money, I'm a bit short.....

 

[Brenton Davy]

Now just hold on right there mate.

If Grav ‘s scum then so am I.

Do you really want to go there??

 

[Jabba73]

I don't count you or Grav amongst the bombers, you two are decent fellows.

How insulting to Bovo and Grav

They do not deserve this level of disrespect. You should immediately apologise.

 

[Brenton Davy]

He has nothing on philreich. philreich is actually funny.

You’re easily entertained then

 

[Pugsley]

You’re easily entertained then

The plus side is Stumblenuts helps me go to sleep.

 

[Jabba73]

Poetry mate…. it’s a QLD thing.



There was a player called grumbleguts

Either with or without a set of nuts.

A crush of two from the opposition he did have,

None other than the lovable Bovo & Grav.

Prefer a good limerick, pity this isn't one of them ...

There is a poster in here we call grumble
From his gut he would often rumble
He thought he was mean
Which we have n'er seen
'Cause over his words he did stumble

 

[Bovo]

If you're after money, I'm a bit short.....

You obviously didn’t get your “guide to steal, embezzle, and rob” that normally accompanies a port membership. It’s a community thing. Bless them

 

[Grav]

Do you really want to go there??

I like dragging them down to my level.

 

[Kilroy]

Do you really want to go there??

Do you often take jokes literally??

 

[Brenton Davy]

The plus side is Stumblenuts helps me go to sleep.

Stum… I mean grumbleguts is a multi talented intellectual with a keen sense of humour. It’s probably a bit too subtle for you to understand…

 

[Pugsley]

Do you often take jokes literally??

Only when they're written on a public toilet wall.

 

[philreich]

Prefer a good limerick, pity this isn't one of them ...

There is a poster in here we call grumble
From his gut he would often rumble
He thought he was mean
Which we have n'er seen
'Cause over his words he did stumble

There was a young man from Bengal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He decided to risk it
Dressed up as a biscuit
But a dog ate him up in the hall.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Do you often take jokes literally??

Jumping to conclusions is some of the only exercise I get…