these are from my 3 year old daughter
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To go to the shop and get a egg.
Q. Why did the seat belt go to the shop?
A. To be with the other seat belt.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A shop
A shop who?
A shop with a chicken and egg
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To go to the shop and get a egg.
Q. Why did the seat belt go to the shop?
A. To be with the other seat belt.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A shop
A shop who?
A shop with a chicken and egg