NBA Off-Season trades, signings and team discussion thread

[Scallop Industry Thug]

the gif not working for you?

No it's not, and I have reported you.

 

[peternorth]

ok basically its ari gold telling someone to GTFO.

 

[Stiffy_18]

The Birdman made a funny.

Nice.

He is a funny nutter!

Khloe Kardashian should make Ray J's ***** the maid of honor b/c no one woulda heard of these broads without it.

Maybe Lamar was just thinking he'd get a wife that Kobe definitely won't try to rape.

Gotta say Lamar, marrying the fat sister seems more like a Clippers move. Maybe he should switch lockers?

He loves his Lakers

We should be fair to Greg Oden. His career stats would be much better if he hadn't taken 4 years off for WWII.

Greg Oden is so old, the last celebrity he banged was Amelia Earhart.

Not a big Greg Oden fan obviously!

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

No way that is Andersen. Has to be a fake account.

 

[Hodges]

I like the Greg Oden jibes, always funny - the WW2 joke is class.

 

[Vegas.]

Yeah that surely ain't him.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Nobody has quoted it yet but the best one was something like "The local Denver school asked JR Smith to help out with their literacy program. Think about that for a minute"

 

[Stiffy_18]

Damn. Just heard Lamar Odom fell into Khloe Kardashian's ass, never to be heard from again. RIP.

I'm trying to stay green. I want to recycle @KimKardashian but I need to know if she's 'breakable' or 'plastic.'

Kobe just took "how sexual are you?" and got: charges pressed against him.

Watching these Marbury videos. We've got a name for crazy dudes rambling crazy thoughts while wearing 10 dollar shoes. HOMELESS!

Its obviously a fake account but one funny dude regardless

 

[sblack]

Yeah, doesn't seem like him. He pays out eveyone. Plus he doesn't have the 'Official Person' thing on his like Shaq and Ron Rony have.

His blocking jokes are the best though.

You can call me Trojan cause I block shots all day. Also I'm ribbed for your pleasure.

Little known fact: Haley's comet ain't coming back for 80 years cuz it knows I'd block it to Jupiter.

If I block 200 shots this year I'm making a big donation to charity. Maybe we can raise enough money to put Marbury on a spaceship home.

1 for Delonte

Delonte West is taking the position of shooting guard to extremes. Seriously, who carries a shotgun in a guitar case?

 

[Carl Hooper]

LOL! Delonte.

 

[peternorth]

i like simple jerseys but this one does not appeal

 

[Dez!]

David Lee and the Knicks agree to one year deal

Russia's richest man to buy Nets

Felton takes Bobcats' 1 year $5.5 million deal

Just a few pieces that I haven't seen posted.

 

[Vegas.]

Cheers Dez.

Russian tycoon to buy Nets, move team to Brooklyn

Dear Karl - you have your team.

 

[PHX]

Rox got some McCants and a new alternative uni.

 

[Vegas.]

Rox got some McCants and a new alternative uni.

Wonder when they will announce the signing of Ronald McDonald.

Fugly, look a bit better on.

 

[sblack]

i like simple jerseys but this one does not appeal

Yeah, not a big fan. They should have stuck with the actual throwbacks, not a throwback wannabe.

 

[peternorth]

Wonder when they will announce the signing of Ronald McDonald.



Fugly, look a bit better on.

that fkin hurts my eyes!!!!! urgghhhhhhhhh

red and yellow just dont mix

 

[peternorth]

flip murray signs with bobcats

 

[peternorth]

dickau to tryout with suns over celts? i guess hes prob more likely to get a game there yes?

 

[peternorth]

why hasnt this received more attention?

The Nuggets traded for swingman James White on Tuesday, sending the rights to forward Axel Hervelle, a 2005 draft pick, to the Rockets.

White has averaged 5.7 points and 2.0 rebounds in 10 career games with the Spurs and Rockets. He posted 25.9 points per game in the D-League last season before being called up by the Rockets.

Hervelle has yet to appear in an NBA game, playing in Spain last season.

 

[PHX]

It's an abysmal uni.

Makes Philly's look awesome by comparison.

 

[Borgsta]

closing due to 1,000 rule.

 

[Vegas.]

BOOOOOO!!!

2 for the off-season is a good effort.