Lethality's Mega Geelong players troll thread - proudly sponsored by Tatts Pokies

[ChappyUK]

 

[KardiniaPark]

Look at this campaigner handing out posting tips.

 

[A Cut Above]

I will ask my therapist next time I see her, because the man has a problem and insists on forcing his mediocrity on everything with eyes and ears.

If the baby's anything like the father it'll scream its' **** off until the nurses place it in the crib closest to the center of the room.

 

[A Cut Above]

Can't even run in a straight line! Defective DNA on display right there folks.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Are only Geelong fans allowed to follow him?

Radelaide fans are permitted to follow him too

 

[NorthernLights]

Look at this campaigner handing out posting tips.

It just confuses me when people don't say what they mean

 

[ChappyUK]

Can't even run in a straight line! Defective DNA on display right there folks.

 

[NorthernLights]

What were you expecting?

"Wow Chappy, I guess I was wrong. He really is a Greg Willams/Garry Ablett Jnr clone. Forget any thoughts and assessments I'd already made, that gif has me convinced."

 

[ChappyUK]

What were you expecting?

"Wow Chappy, I guess I was wrong. He really is a Greg Willams/Garry Ablett Jnr clone. Forget any thoughts and assessments I'd already made, that gif has me convinced."

 

[NorthernLights]

 

[A Cut Above]

What were you expecting?

"Wow Chappy, I guess I was wrong. He really is a Greg Willams/Garry Ablett Jnr clone. Forget any thoughts and assessments I'd already made, that gif has me convinced."

I've learned from bitter experience its best not to question the internal "logic" (note quotes) of Geelong flogs. They are a very....... "unique" breed.

 

[ChappyUK]

I've learned from bitter experience its best not to question the internal "logic" (note quotes) of Geelong flogs. They are a very....... "unique" breed.

Cos running straight when your avoiding tackles is logical.

 

[Lethality]

The great Mario Lemieux was often unable to tie his own laces up, but that was due to back problems, whereas Darcy is just too stupid.

It also proves he is a terrible footballer. Everyone always judges players by who is worthy of tying up their boot laces. In Darcy's case it's his mum.

 

[Lethality]

Cos running straight when your avoiding tackles is logical.

It is when you're made of useless lard, which Guthrie is

 

[A Cut Above]

Cos running straight when your avoiding tackles is logical.

Perhaps this will be of assistance.

 

[A Cut Above]

Oh Boy! I was hoping you'd do Darcy Lang next!

 

[ChappyUK]

Perhaps this will be of assistance.

Humour I understand Hawthorn or Freo humour not so much.

 

[ChappyUK]

Already into VFL players. Thankfully this looks like a short series.

 

[A Cut Above]

Humour I understand Hawthorn or Freo humour not so much.

Ours is similar to Geelong humor except the joke teller rarely finishes the story by crying into his beer, repeatedly thumping the table & sobbing "Cyril.... our B2B dreams up in smoke........ the horror..."

 

[ChappyUK]

 

[subaru]

If the baby's anything like the father it'll scream its' **** off until the nurses place it in the crib closest to the center of the room.

If it has a head like it's father poor Mardi will never push that out

 

[TazHawk15]

That awkward moment when a Hawthorn supporter follows Dangerfield on twitter

But like the awkward moment when a Hawk Envy Handbagger scours the Hawthorn website in January.

 

[Mr Emotional]

 

[11sjw]

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Has as many flags as any of your club's greats*

*Greats can't include those paid not to play.

 

[11sjw]

That's KD Lang having changed her name, right?