Kiwi accents are the most repulsive: an objective analysis

[FireKrakouer]

It's the off-season friends, time to tackle the real issues.

No matter how attractive a woman is, if she opens her mouth and a kiwi accent pours out, every man within a 2km radius goes instantly flaccid.



I'm attracted to Irish accents, personally. It's instantly associated with drunkenness and laughs. How about all you guys and gals, same??

 

[Smeg Head]

Plugger35 your thoughts?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

A strong American accent too.

If she has a German or Irish accent though, very attractive.

 

[FireKrakouer]

A strong American accent too.

If she has a German or Irish accent though, very attractive.

Das it mane.

 

[ChappyUK]

Their musical tastes aren't very choice either bro.

 

[Turnover]

Someone got rejected by a kiwi

 

[FireKrakouer]

Someone got rejected by a kiwi

Correct.

 

[darklake]

Correct.

Never mind.
Jacinda's far too good for you.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Never mind.
Jacinda's far too good for you.

Correct.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Them and Souf Efrikans...they are so easy picked and I hate each accent.
The KIWI people though are great.

 

[the avoca drover]

It's the off-season friends, time to tackle the real issues.

No matter how attractive a woman is, if she opens her mouth and a kiwi accent pours out, every man within a 2km radius goes instantly flaccid.

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I'm attracted to Irish accents, personally. It's instantly associated with drunkenness and laughs. How about all you guys and gals, same??

This.
I agree whole heartedly.
It’s a campaigner of an accent.
They sound like lower class bogans/Geelong inhabitants.

 

[FurTheWin]

Good accents: Irish and Welsh women when they're in a good mood

Bad accents: angry men from Belfast
Geordie
Yorkshire
Chinese women singing

 

[Plugger35]

Plugger35 your thoughts?

I find Collingwood supporters more repulsive than Kiwi accents.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Scottish and Australian accent is not a winner either

 

[Tiger2709]

Personally I find the Kiwi accent a little irritating but more amusing than anything but it's the Seltth Efreekan accent that really grates on my nerves.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

I'm not a big fan of aboriginal accents, kinda puts me of if I'm on a date and she speaks.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Good accents: Irish and Welsh women when they're in a good mood

Bad accents: angry men from Belfast
Geordie
Yorkshire
Chinese women singing

 

[Mofra]

I like the Kiwi accent.
South African accent and Indian accents I find completely unsexy.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

South Sudanese accent is repulsive

 

[Dinsdale]

OP is being a DeckHud. If you've managed to get a root why care what accent she has? If Katy Perry was a kiwi would you knock her back?

 

[FireKrakouer]

OP is being a DeckHud. If you've managed to get a root why care what accent she has? If Katy Perry was a kiwi would you knock her back?

Alas, it would only be possible to do the deed with Kiwi Katy if she could be convinced to speak only in sign language. That accent is like kryptonite.

 

[SaltPeter]

Ken Lee, I can't live without you

 

[LightTower4]

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Diplometic emunitee

 

[FireKrakouer]