Kevin Durant traded is more imporant than Brooke and Trent's sex life

[Elmer_Judd]

No more threads about footy's most annoying and toxic couple thanks for the rest of the year.

Kevin Durant has been traded to Phoenix in the biggest NBA trade in years !!!

#IAmHereAustralia

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[Tiger2709]

No more threads about footy's most annoying and toxic couple thanks for the rest of the year.

Kevin Durant has been traded to Phoenix in the biggest NBA trade in years !!!

#IAmHereAustralia

I've given you a like because I'm glad to see your working through your issues with the Cotchins before it became an unhealthy obsession.

 

[jabba5114]

Well interesting way to find out kd was traded. Confused about the cotchin thing is this a news thing for real?

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[Lethality]

KD been traded in to the Cotchins to help cuckold Trent

 

[Jazny]

Whoever Durant is he should have come to the incredibly successful Tasmania Jackjumpers!

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

I reckon Durant sinks way more balls than Trendy-circa-2017-Cotchin but with much less swish.
I mean really, could you imagine trying to squeeze it in to an old, bitter, prune like Brooke?

Friction burns on your penis would require some Aloe Vera for at least 5-7 days I reckon..

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I reckon Durant sinks way more balls than Trendy-circa-2017-Cotchin but with much less swish.
I mean really, could you imagine trying to squeeze it in to an old, bitter, prune like Brooke?

Friction burns on your penis would require some Aloe Vera for at least 5-7 days I reckon..

You really should preapply your lubricant before you visit your regular stockholm glory hole hagnouts then you might not have any issues.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Do Brooke & Trent even have a sex life?

If so I’d say it probably consists of not much more than her jacking off into a cup and him drinking it in the morning.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Do Brooke & Trent even have a sex life?

If so I’d say it probably consists of not much more than her jacking off into a cup and him drinking it in the morning.

Is that your morning breakfast routine?

 

[Dinsdale]

why dont you just create your threads in the Divvy van and save me some trouble?

 

[Tiger2709]

I reckon Durant sinks way more balls than Trendy-circa-2017-Cotchin but with much less swish.
I mean really, could you imagine trying to squeeze it in to an old, bitter, prune like Brooke?

Friction burns on your penis would require some Aloe Vera for at least 5-7 days I reckon..

I've heard a Spa treatment is a good salve for Penis burn?

 

[Lethality]

I reckon Durant sinks way more balls than Trendy-circa-2017-Cotchin but with much less swish.
I mean really, could you imagine trying to squeeze it in to an old, bitter, prune like Brooke?

Friction burns on your penis would require some Aloe Vera for at least 5-7 days I reckon..

That's fine, she doesnt have to get sexually excited for anyone, especially if they're not 20 and 3ing regularly.