Johnny Karate
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- Apr 13, 2015
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I’ve posted some dumb s**t about certain individuals who are now Premiership players and officials. These are my apologies. [/Law & Order sting]
BBB - thought you were a massive soft****. Even if you are, you’re a massive premiership key forward soft****.
Brayshaw - FMD, what a Grand Final performance! You can kick it oof on the left and get 5 touches a game for the rest of your career now for all I care.
Fritsch - ******* slick six Fritsch. Shine on you greedy bastard!
Gawn - I think that halfway through the Geelong round 23 game I might’ve posted that you were the worst captain in the league. Boy o boy wowee - I should probably just delete my account.
Goodwin - never thought we’d get there with you at the helm and frankly thought your insane burblings about learnings, journeys, DNA, brand and woozy wazi were the ravings of a deranged lunatic. Perhaps they were but at the very least you’re a deranged lunatic and MFC Premiership coach.
Jackson - when we first picked you I thought we were all such jerks but now I’ve come to love your quirks. This guy could be anything and probably already is. I remember going on some psychotic rant about how we were mad to pick up a project ruckman/KPP/basketball convert at 3 when we desperately needed some outsidespeedandclass (TM). I was happy to concede being wrong based on what I saw last year but this season has probably been the best from a Rising Star since Buckley/Judd.
Lever - was never against the salary and draft picks yielded at the time but after the knee reconstruction even last year I thought it could turn out to be a bust. Just a fantastic season!
May - I wasn’t a huge fan of the Hogan deal initially and you tested a lot of any requisite goodwill by turning up out of shape and being injured most of 2019. But, the best fullback in the AFL for the last two years, played the GF with a ripped hamstring and still laid some big hits early when the game was hot. Enjoy a million beers in the off-season, legend!
McDonald - thought you were cooked, an important role player in a premiership season. Well played sir.
Neal-Bullen - wasn’t a fan of you even in 2018. But you’re arguably the most important player in our forward line
Oliver - I ******* hated your 1m handballs into traffic and one way running. Now you are tackling well, using your legs and kicking flat passes inside 50. There’s living up to your potential and then there’s taking the piss out of sad trolls like me - well done, Clarence.
Pert - I still think you’re a bit of a campaigner but signing our premiership coach for a 4 year deal as your first move was 5D chess, idiot savant stuff. The first premiership CEO in our history? Kudos!
Petracca - gone from a little bit of a plodder (given your talent) to top 5 player in the comp in 20 & 21. From a slow, waddling HFF who would drift in and out of games to a dynamic, explosive mid who still kicks snags
Petty - stepped up big time when Tomlinson went down. Full faith in you to lead the backline when Lever and May finish up. Not sure I would’ve said that a year ago
Salem - I thought you were the quintessential MFC since 93, 100 + gamer - a guy who had a lot of talent but would never amount to much more than a nice player. Over the past 2-3 years you’ve proved that wrong. That first quarter in the GF will live long in memory - poise under pressure, nailing tackles and cutting of their kicks forward with strong marking. Probably would’ve won the Norm if Trac and Fritsch didn’t have worldies.
Spargo - I love you DJ shitboy!
Sparrow - from inside mid #637 on the list to Mr. September Jnr. Awesome stuff!
Viney - Mr. September, sorry I ever doubted you.
BBB - thought you were a massive soft****. Even if you are, you’re a massive premiership key forward soft****.
Brayshaw - FMD, what a Grand Final performance! You can kick it oof on the left and get 5 touches a game for the rest of your career now for all I care.
Fritsch - ******* slick six Fritsch. Shine on you greedy bastard!
Gawn - I think that halfway through the Geelong round 23 game I might’ve posted that you were the worst captain in the league. Boy o boy wowee - I should probably just delete my account.
Goodwin - never thought we’d get there with you at the helm and frankly thought your insane burblings about learnings, journeys, DNA, brand and woozy wazi were the ravings of a deranged lunatic. Perhaps they were but at the very least you’re a deranged lunatic and MFC Premiership coach.
Jackson - when we first picked you I thought we were all such jerks but now I’ve come to love your quirks. This guy could be anything and probably already is. I remember going on some psychotic rant about how we were mad to pick up a project ruckman/KPP/basketball convert at 3 when we desperately needed some outsidespeedandclass (TM). I was happy to concede being wrong based on what I saw last year but this season has probably been the best from a Rising Star since Buckley/Judd.
Lever - was never against the salary and draft picks yielded at the time but after the knee reconstruction even last year I thought it could turn out to be a bust. Just a fantastic season!
May - I wasn’t a huge fan of the Hogan deal initially and you tested a lot of any requisite goodwill by turning up out of shape and being injured most of 2019. But, the best fullback in the AFL for the last two years, played the GF with a ripped hamstring and still laid some big hits early when the game was hot. Enjoy a million beers in the off-season, legend!
McDonald - thought you were cooked, an important role player in a premiership season. Well played sir.
Neal-Bullen - wasn’t a fan of you even in 2018. But you’re arguably the most important player in our forward line
Oliver - I ******* hated your 1m handballs into traffic and one way running. Now you are tackling well, using your legs and kicking flat passes inside 50. There’s living up to your potential and then there’s taking the piss out of sad trolls like me - well done, Clarence.
Pert - I still think you’re a bit of a campaigner but signing our premiership coach for a 4 year deal as your first move was 5D chess, idiot savant stuff. The first premiership CEO in our history? Kudos!
Petracca - gone from a little bit of a plodder (given your talent) to top 5 player in the comp in 20 & 21. From a slow, waddling HFF who would drift in and out of games to a dynamic, explosive mid who still kicks snags
Petty - stepped up big time when Tomlinson went down. Full faith in you to lead the backline when Lever and May finish up. Not sure I would’ve said that a year ago
Salem - I thought you were the quintessential MFC since 93, 100 + gamer - a guy who had a lot of talent but would never amount to much more than a nice player. Over the past 2-3 years you’ve proved that wrong. That first quarter in the GF will live long in memory - poise under pressure, nailing tackles and cutting of their kicks forward with strong marking. Probably would’ve won the Norm if Trac and Fritsch didn’t have worldies.
Spargo - I love you DJ shitboy!
Sparrow - from inside mid #637 on the list to Mr. September Jnr. Awesome stuff!
Viney - Mr. September, sorry I ever doubted you.