Grizz's cruel punishment for a crap thread Go woke, go broke. (Trigger Warning) Rated AO - Ft. Aristotle Pickett Fence. Copyright 2022: Coming soon on DVD. 18+

[Laphroaig]

Is Dan like a Victorian RWNJ version of Bill Gates?

Dan is a LWNJ with Teflon skin and an unusual ability, even for a politician, for identifying the other person who was responsible for the heck up.

 

[Chief]

Oh I've never liked you, laphy.

 

[Laphroaig]

Oh I've never liked you, laphy.

I am so distraught to find that out new and not so much improved Chief, the most stable genius,. Completely heck ed up my week, it has.

Not very professional of you to say so either.

I forgive you though. Perhaps you will improve with experience.

 

[Chief]

What profession am I supposed to be upholding here?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Right after you turncoat in protest.

Protest against what?

 

[Laphroaig]

What profession am I supposed to be upholding here?

I was assuming that the public face of a commercial organisation deriving profit from human interaction might try to at least appear to float above self indulgent tub thumping.

Maybe I'm wrong to assume such a crazy idea is in operation.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Have you never heard of Mark Zuckerberg?

 

[Chief]

I was assuming that the public face of a commercial organisation deriving profit from human interaction might try to at least appear to float above self indulgent tub thumping.

Maybe I'm wrong to assume such a crazy idea is in operation.

What are you talking about?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pretty sure it’s a Chumbawumba reference

 

[Chief]

But I don't like cider therefore he is wrong.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Protest against what?

The blatant misogyny, racism, homophobia and sex crimes that occur regularly at your club.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Sounds a bit hypocritical… You’re a leading proponent of homophobia here on the Bay

 

[Laphroaig]

But I don't like cider therefore he is wrong.

Shockingly sexist of you to make gender assumptions. And beverageist as well. Well intentioned people are adamant that we must be inclusive of cider (and indeed apple products in general.)

Please administer yourself three firm strokes with the woke whip and sign up for remedial snowflake classes.

 

[Chief]

FOTY badge well deserved

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carlton flogs beating up on each other 3 weeks out from finals… delicious

 

[Chief]

Carlton flogs beating up on each other 3 weeks out from finals… delicious

LOL - What goes through your head?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Sounds a bit hypocritical… You’re a leading proponent of homophobia here on the Bay

Lucky I'm not my clubs number 1 ticket holder then.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Lucky I'm not my clubs number 1 ticket holder then.

Um, okay

 

[Laphroaig]

FOTY badge well deserved

Hoping to go B2B.

Having put in the hard work to offend as many people as I have, only one would be a poor reward for effort.

 

[Marcel Proust]

I appreciate that. Diversity of opinion is good.

Just not at the bummers