Hehe niceSomewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
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Hehe niceSomewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
efa brother!I was enjoying a few prawns last night, then I had a wicked thought:
I wondered whether Macquarie dictionary should rename them "Gillards" -
....they're red, all the meat is in the arse...& the head is full of s**t.
Where is the neck on your avatar?I thought this was funny insults and witty comebacks, I haven't seen any of them in this thread yet.
What a ******* disgusting post from Jade.
If a woman knocks back your advances
"Don't be so picky, I wasn't"
What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller.Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
When online gaming usually I target their parents for not bringing them up right or I button push when they rage. I'm so terrible.
Pls leave this thread immediately.
That one's from dr HouseSomewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
Oh my god that is most funniest thing of the world. So funny i will use next time some one abuses meA personal favourite of mine when I get insulted:
*Insert insult here*
Me: *no response*
Insulter: What? No comeback?
Me: If I wanted my comeback, I'd scrape it off of your mum's face.
Game, Set and Match.
I like the one about condom factory. Very funny very harshly nastyG'day all, I'm sure a lot of people have been in the position where they have been bullied, insulted or put down in some way and haven't known how to respond when this happens. This thread is all about funny insults and witty comebacks that can be used to turn the tables on the offending individual.
A few of my favourites for starters.....
- Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
- Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
- You are so stupid you got sacked from the M&M factory for throwing out all the w's.
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
Please post away!
Very nice joke that one. I will say that one to my annoying neice. SHe always tells me that i should not retired, but i am old now so i tell her i am too old to work. She never listens . Next time i will tell her "How will you like it if a came to your workplace and told you how to suck c**k?" Ahaha because she works in a prostituion brothel. She is a big ****. AhahaIf someone tells you how to do your job: How would you like it if I turned up at your workplace and told you how to suck c**k?
Haha wtf, that post is the funniest thing in this thread, and probably this board.Very nice joke that one. I will say that one to my annoying neice. SHe always tells me that i should not retired, but i am old now so i tell her i am too old to work. She never listens . Next time i will tell her "How will you like it if a came to your workplace and told you how to suck c**k?" Ahaha because she works in a prostituion brothel. She is a big ****. Ahaha
He he. Nasty!Is it too late for your mum to get an abortion?
I use this one quite frequently