G'day all, I'm sure a lot of people have been in the position where they have been bullied, insulted or put down in some way and haven't known how to respond when this happens. This thread is all about funny insults and witty comebacks that can be used to turn the tables on the offending individual.
A few of my favourites for starters.....
- Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
- Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
- You are so stupid you got sacked from the M&M factory for throwing out all the w's.
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
Please post away!
A few of my favourites for starters.....
- Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
- Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
- You are so stupid you got sacked from the M&M factory for throwing out all the w's.
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
Please post away!