dwayne ****head russel

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oh my........ did anyone just hear that?
he said "goodes delivers the money shot"
wtf that is a porno term. wow dwayno you been watching too much pr0n lately that you incorporate it in your commentry??
 

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I'm fairly sure everyone knows what a money shot is.
 
So many SPECTACULARLY GOOD moments tonight.
 
Hey, don't be so cynical guys. The almighty one had a prime opportunity to use "firestarter", but resisted all urges and came up with the never heard before phrase "heartstarter".
 
Cousin Jed said:
Called a great game tonight. Whatever Fox Sports is paying him, its not enough
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I know it was a good game tonight, but gee did Dwayno milk it for all it was worth.

Loved the "heartstarter" early in the game. He's making subtle variations (fire starter, that could start the fire, now heartstarter) to keep us on our toes.
 
"To get the heart pumping!"

Should be next, IMO.
 

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it's shocking to listen too and you expect it everytime.

I hate how he commentates just using players surnames.

"jack...kennelly.. O'keefe.... Bolton... Goodes.." actually call the play you tosswit russell

he must just have a sheet with all his cliches and tick them off as the night goes on. checklist of about 50.
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YOU BET HE DOES! a
 
I like how nonchalantly he's started saying these things. Somebody kicked a 'spear' today which Dwayne commentated with the passion of someone ordering a coffee. It's like these weird catchphrases have become so second nature that he doesn't even notice himself saying them anymore.
 
Something that i've also picked up on recently is how ridiculously assumptive he is.

For example, Jack Riewoldt took a mark on the lead this afternoon and fell to the ground as a result of the pressure from Glass. It was unavoidable contact and Riewoldt did not kick up a fuss. Cue Dwayne:

'Mark to Riewoldt, WANTS 50!'

Another example; a West Coast player displayed quick hands in a pack and released a player. Looked almost too quick from a distance but the umpire is obviously at a much closer level to see the action. Cue Dwayne:

'____ almost throws it out. Umpire didn't see the throw!'
 
Pumbi said:
Something that i've also picked up on recently is how ridiculously assumptive he is.

For example, Jack Riewoldt took a mark on the lead this afternoon and fell to the ground as a result of the pressure from Glass. It was unavoidable contact and Riewoldt did not kick up a fuss. Cue Dwayne:

'Mark to Riewoldt, WANTS 50!'

Another example; a West Coast player displayed quick hands in a pack and released a player. Looked almost too quick from a distance but the umpire is obviously at a much closer level to see the action. Cue Dwayne:

'____ almost throws it out. Umpire didn't see the throw!'
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That shits me to tears the way he plays judge, jury and executioner during the call, immediately casting guilt on players because apparently not everyone sees them for the manipulative liars that they are, and the umpires are as much to blame for being too stupid to cotton onto them..

If only everyone was as switched on as Dwayno. What a world that would be.
 
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