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**** me.
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Nice Googling. At least.
Jazny
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Donald Trump walks into the waiting room for the Guinness Book of World Records office and takes a seat next to a really tall guy.
Trump asks the tall man "What are you here for?"
The tall guy says "Im going for the tallest person in the world for the 2nd year in a row"
Trump proudly says "Well I'm here going for the biggest actual boomer award for the 5th year in a row. I think I have it all sewn up"
Trump gets called in to the office... five minutes later he storms out angrily shaking his head and says "who the flip is Laphroaig??!!"
Trump asks the tall man "What are you here for?"
The tall guy says "Im going for the tallest person in the world for the 2nd year in a row"
Trump proudly says "Well I'm here going for the biggest actual boomer award for the 5th year in a row. I think I have it all sewn up"
Trump gets called in to the office... five minutes later he storms out angrily shaking his head and says "who the flip is Laphroaig??!!"
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Did Trump mash though?
And I am not a boomer you dumb ****.
Apart from that, top work. Good job.
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Elmer_Judd
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The fact there is several mouth breathers on this forum who actually supported Trump as President is an absolute pissr
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It was just a joke, you dont have to be so angry. Im sorry if it offended you.
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Stop saying snowflake and virtue signalling, it's so 2019 trump/qanon.
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You are a boomer , or a very, very conservative man who likes ladies to wear dresses always.
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Oh great a physics joke that's not funny.
Great one for all the nerds out there.
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**** off virtue signaling snowflake.
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Why did Prince Charles' pecker turn green ?
He dipped it in Di.
He dipped it in Di.
What’s the difference between an Alpaca and a Pommy back packer?
One of them smells and spits at you and the other one looks like a Llama.
One of them smells and spits at you and the other one looks like a Llama.
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I have a couple of originals.
Why was the Jewish High priest crying? He was sad you see (Sadducee).
Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? He was hidin' (Hayden).
Why was the Jewish High priest crying? He was sad you see (Sadducee).
Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? He was hidin' (Hayden).
Beats asking for their pronouns.
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Three Carlton supporters walk into a bar,
GTFO OF MY PLACE!
Three Collingwood supporters don't walk into a bar.
Because they are in jail.
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Carlton supporter finds an ancient magic lamp in a bazaar. Once he gets home he gives it a good rub, and then he looks at the lamp.
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