Bay 13 Jokes Page : Good jokes only. Blue jokes acceptable.

[Aristotle Pickett]

When I was young, I walked in on my parents having sex, it was the worst 30 minutes of my life.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

My wife was in a coma. The doctor says to me, "There's one way to wake her up, but its a little unconventional. You go in there and you have oral sex with her"
I said "By God".
He says "I've seen it work"
So i go in there, I'm in there about five minutes and i come out.
I said , "Doc, she's choking!"

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Richmond.

 

[Dinsdale]

as long as the Bay rules arent broken of course!

 

[Mofra]

Why did the condom fly around the room?
It was pissed off

 

[Tyler Durden007]

A mate o' mine hit gave me a call..."Hey mate, there's a charity race for disabled kids this Saturday at the athletic track, we should do a good deed and go down and get involved".
At first I was like "Nah couldn't be stuffed"
But then I thought... shit! I could win this!

 

[Doggies1972]

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as long as the Bay rules arent broken of course!

Well that's this thread killed.

 

[Dinsdale]

Well that's this thread killed.

"good" is also a bit of a reach with those posted so far!

 

[Pistol Night]

When I was young, I walked in on my parents have sex, it was the worst 30 minutes of my life.

Shouldn't of joined in then

 

[Lethality]

 

[AsIfYouCare]

Q : What's brown and sticky?

A : A stick

Q : What's red and invisible?

A : No tomatoes

 

[Lethality]

My wife was in a coma. The doctor says to me, "There's one way to wake her up, but its a little unconventional. You go in there and you have oral sex with her"
I said "By God".
He says "I've seen it work"
So i go in there, I'm in there about five minutes and i come out.
I says to the Doc, "Doc, she's choking!"

She sounds like a real battle-axe.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

"I waited an hour for my meal, so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

“I was very naive sexually. My first girlfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months.”

 

[Stronzo]

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as long as the Bay rules arent broken of course!

Shut up rookie.

 

[FISTO]

Why doesn't the OP wear pants?

Because his dick is on his head.

That should just about lock up POTY

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $6.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $7.50
HAND JOB: $25.00
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.
"Can I help you?" she asks.
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."

 

[HumanMeatball]

Bigfooty

 

[the avoca drover]

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?

The taste.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Wanna here a joke ? Richmond flogs who thought Sydney Stack

44

Sydney Stack

Age

24

Ht

179cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.5

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

8.7

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

3.0

5star

MG

202.0

3star

D

9.8

2star

K

3.4

1star

HB

6.4

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.8

4star

MG

133.0

2star

D

16.2

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

5.6

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

227.4

4star

would be a better player than Sam Walsh

18

Sam Walsh

Age

23

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

?

#ChampagneComedy

 

[Lethality]

 

[Jazny]

An Elf, a dwarf and a human walk into a bar. The bar tender says "What is this? A joke?"

 

[Elmer_Judd]

What do Priests and Christmas Trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.