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Hey baby, come to my place and we'll play sushi: I'll wrap your seaweed around my crispy prawn.
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This stuff doesn't do it for me. It probably did when I was 20.
"Want a screw?" Then you hand them a screw.
Has anyone ever tried pick up lines?
Is it a good idea?
I tried one yesterday and I got slapped in the face. I got home and this girl blocked me on all of my socials. So obviously it didn't work for me but has anyone else actually had success with this tactic.
you know how I know I'm getting laid tonight?
*lean in and whisper*
because I'm stronger than you
you know how I know I'm getting laid tonight?
*lean in and whisper*
because I'm stronger than you
"Hey babe do you know that in quantum mechanics things can be in several places at once? In fact Einstein called quantum mechanics 'spooky action at a distance'. So if we were together quantum mechanically I could be in your muff and your bum at the same time."
"Hey babe do you know that in quantum mechanics things can be in several places at once? In fact Einstein called quantum mechanics 'spooky action at a distance'. So if we were together quantum mechanically I could be in your muff and your bum at the same time."
Hey baby if your muff were on Star Trek it'd be Captain Picard: bald and usually has the shields down.
I'll leave ya to it gentlemen.
I used the polar bear one when I was backpacking in Tassie. It actually worked a treat and yes she was hot