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The clown is back I see.

What’s that 16-toed salami-brained nuffie doing on the premises? SECURITY, CALLING SECURITY - TAKE NUMBNUTS AWAY

I bet you wouldn’t have welcomed a Cats supporter posting on the Cartoon board that the free was totally justified.

Media before the game against Melbourne: “Geelong haven’t beaten anyone” Media after the game against Melbourne: “Demons the real deal after taking down Cats” (This morning’s headline in The Age) So, in other words: Geelong are rubbish but Melbourne are contenders because they beat rubbish...

You know that for a fact, do you? What about his family, etc., etc.?

Media before the game against Melbourne: “Geelong haven’t beaten anyone” Media after the game against Melbourne: “Demons the real deal after taking down Cats” (This morning’s headline in The Age) So, in other words: Geelong are rubbish but Melbourne are contenders because they beat rubbish...

I was confident going into the match, but after about 10 minutes I started shuddering and stopped watching. I had a bad, bad feeling. Shameful, I’ll admit, but I can’t stand a loss. I was at the ‘89, ‘92, ‘94 and ‘95 grannies but I wasn’t present at the G for any of our subsequent...

Are you doxxing yourself?

About as bad as we can play but only lost by a few points. Onwards and (now) upwards!

Nice goal, Tyson!

Only 38 points? And the Aints let Norf kick 10 goals!?? Is there a clearer indication that the Aints are fool's gold?

Pipe down, spoon av :)

Tomahawk can (literally) sit on at least 2 defenders if not more. That's game over right there!

The only real club with their own, exclusive home ground (sorry franchisees, you're just plastic blow-ins). No sharing for us, our home is OUR home - it's only fitting that The Greatest Team Of All makes everyone else look like peasants because... well, they are peasants.

Somehow Melbourne managed to conjure a premiership in 2021 but it's been slim pickins ever since. A straight sets exit in 2023 tells the tale of a cobbled-together forward half where goals are always at a premium. Things are crook but at least they're not the Aints... Meanwhile, the Greatest...

Aints v Norf - does anyone really care?

No, Justin Charles preceded the current 100. He was the OG.

Who!? v Who?!

It's all part of the Geelong Conspiracy. First, we screwed 17thmond by getting Shocking to change the rules. Ken to Port was another Geelong masterstroke. Offloading Ratugolerror to them was just the cream on top.

What did 9-toes do to warrant his ban? Apart from being an incorrigible hyper-flog.

Shitney Swines v Orange Poodles, what a choice. Brussel sprout puree or tripe? :think:

Love your new av look. At least you're not a welcher, which is more than can be said for 9-toes.

Try telling an Aints suppporter that and then watch the tears flow. Enjoy your 37+ years in the wilderness :)

We all know how miserable your team is but there’s no need to shout it from the rooftops 😊 BTW Geelong 4 AFL Premierships v Horf 4 v Nowheremond 3 :$

Soooo luxurious! It's a real privilege to be a member of this hallowed lounge. But let's hope security does its job this time and prevents the opposition riff-raff from stinking the place up - the bill to clean the mod shite-stains in the Undefeated Lounge almost sent the Bay broke. 17thmond...

You mean this? Glad to be of help :)

2011 says 'hello' :)

Whereas you haven't been good enough for 29 going onto 30 years :)

No, that's taking the p*ss (out of Port) :) Rebuild now complete, ready to smack Horf for the next 20+ years.