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Utter w***ers who celebrate every goal they kick as if it were the cure for cancer, no matter what the score - we all hate them Who are the worst? Of course Tim Papsmear springs immediately to mind, running aound like a chook with it's head cut off and his tongue hanging out Jermy Curmy is...

Greetings Bay, I’m sure you’re all familiar with the meaningless vanity award known as the Coleman medal which has mostly been won by flogs who didn’t go on to play in the grand final that year Well it’s about time we had a Bay Coleman which is of course for the Most Behinds scored in H&A...

Ridiculous Round AKA round 0 has come and gone (hopefully forever) The Owens have been aborted (except for the one which is going to turn 20) The undefeated lounge has been razed to the ground Post here if your club is getting it done now that silly season is over

With 146 days to go until the GF, it’s guaranteed to get to 10,593 How high can it go?

Clucko in the second year of a 5 year minimum deal worth $5m but had most of last year off and copped $900k from the Dawks for doing nothing in 2022 Performance: 3-28, yet to win a game this season and will surely add another spoon to their collection Dimmo in the first year of a similar deal...

Coach sack watch freds are a rich and valued Bay tradition. We have some long-running ones going currently: Luke Drink (2017) 7 years - 11th Simon Badloss (2017) 7 years - 4th The good Scott brother (2017) 7 years - 2nd Adam Limpshome (2017) 7 years - 15th Kern Hernkley (2016) 8 years - 7th...

Tom, Tommy, Thomas, Tomasina, Tubby... call him what you will, the fat campaigner has kicked almost 800 goals. But not lately In fact he hasn't bagged a sausage roll (other than the edible type he feasts on 24/7) since April Fools Day, making it days and counting His previous longest in-season...

Fun fact, if Wurst Coast win by the right margin they could be =11th with Fold Coast

Match of the round (not hard after the Dreamons-Tuggers game set an impossibly low standard) right here folks… Let’s now hear from Bay stats gurus Campaigner Data: The recent H2H record has been very consistent - Collingwood win 3 in a row then * Bradbury one. So this has got Magpie victory...

2020 3 wins 2021 4 (spoon) 2022 2 (spoon) 2023 3 2024 0* 12 wins in 5 seasons lolnorf :$

I feel there is a trend here but can't quite put my finger on it... SYD v GCS (22) WCE v FRE (76) BNE v GEE (91) STK v WBD (125) WCE v RIC (158) WBD v ESS (132) MEL v BNE (126)

lol Wet Toast are leading :$ Get in here purples and explain yourselves

Let's see now, Brisvags lost their GF by 1 goal while the Handbaggers lost theirs by 5 goals... punch that into the flogstratron 3000 which I borrowed from that cat floggo who hasn't been seen lately also plug in a Google search for relevant supplementary data Scientifically proven...

Brown paper bags are back?

Gonna be a lot of empty seats for this minnowfest :$ so if you're in town with nothing better to do like cut your toenails or have a lobotomy, feel free to get on down as they'll probably be handing out free pies and beers to get some seat fillers in to hold the tarps down Bottom2thorn will be...

…over the last 4 weeks: Scott2clarkson divvy if you agree

FMD where do these people get their drugs from?? hEy GuYs We LoSt To A TeAm ThAt HaSnT WoN A FiNaL iN 7k YeArS

We've all enjoyed ragging on Essendong's lack of finals wins, but let's take a serious look here: Bummers 7,000+ days without a finals win Drug cheats Jab Watson had to give his Brownlow back Coach is a ******* who likes U2 * Supporters are all douchebags Carltank 10,000+ days without a...

IN Great Unwashed ✅ Swines ✅ Aints ✅ I'm sure we'll get a lot of posters here with all the March premiers about :$

Have your say, republicans - which one and why? I've gone for: 3 votes: Ben King. Absolutely useless today with 0.0 and 1 kick 2 votes: 'King' Charlie. Cannot kick more than 1 goal in a final, liability 1 vote: King Charles III. Deserves the cancer Honorary mention: David King. Clueless, less...

Also, the game nobody cares about but we still need somewhere to laugh at the loser Tag a supporter if there are any left?

1. AFL 2. Women in general 3. Laura Kane (see 2) 4. His ex GF (see 2 and 6) 5. His captain 6. Glasses Why does this scumbag even have a job/career? 🤦‍♂️ BloodRet get in here and defend your poster boy

Swines won't know where they are not playing at the SCG/Stadium Australia/Gabba/Docklands so Premiership Pies by 4-5 goals

Hi Bay, Bruce McAvaney here AKA Mr. Olympics, Macca and that guy who likes saying 'special' a lot I'm here to celebrate the achievements of probably - no, definitely - the greatest captain of the AFL era. Nobody can hold a candle to him really. Nor should they Hailing from Sale in Victoria...

Hi Bay, renowned historian Geoffrey Blaine here. How are you? I'm fine, thanks for asking Now that the formalities are out of the way, let's get on with the premise of this thread: How many years has it been since your AFL club won a flag? (a flag is something that happens in September FYI...

Hello all, Marvel author and elder abuse victim Stan 'I changed my Jewish surname before this whole Gaza thing' Lee here As the creator of the Fantastic Four featuring Mr. Fantastic, naturally I support Collingwood aka the Fantastics in this sure to be one-sided game The Plastic franchise...

Obviously the results of 1 game with no premiership points attached is no indication of how H&A will go, but... I can't help but feel the 'preseason ladder' is actually not that far off The following will almost certainly happen: Worst Coast win b2b spoons :whitecheck: Horf bottom 4 again...

Finally, a Post here if Fred everyone can enjoy Checking in... did it 6 times actually, light work. High score of 101 :)

I know, a low bar... right Worst Coast? 🤣 If that's too hard, try more than 20 points by half time 🤷‍♂️