Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - Gumbies FFC v Sin City Swamprats at The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[beez]

Sorry in advance for philreich ‘s sexist jokes

Sorry in advance for Barrybran's 10 goals.

 

[damicky]

Sorry in advance for Barrybran's 10 goals.

Is Baz still around?

Good to hear

 

[Barrybran]

Is Baz still around?

Good to hear

Define 'still around'

Hello

 

[Barrybran]

Who is the Swampies' full back anyway?

 

[damicky]

Define 'still around'

Hello

Hi Baz

Great to finally meet you

The Cheese said good things about you

 

[GWS Goose]

Define 'still around'

Hello

I thought we no longer discussed qooty players weights and shapes

 

[Barrybran]

I thought we no longer discussed qooty players weights and shapes

I am more than comfortable calling philreich a fat campaigner

 

[beez]

I thought we no longer discussed qooty players weights and shapes

Let's not go down that rabbit hole again.

When <redacted> said their favourite Shapes was Chicken Crimpy they rightfully lost their parking privileges for a week.

 

[jackster83]

Not in years.

But he’ll be here for a big game this week against the checks notes NOT FURIES

Can confirm.

A shitload of Hard Solo's the night before the game and I'll be right as rain.

 

[jackster83]

I hope not, I never put the seat down.

Easier to just pee in the shower.

 

[philreich]

Sorry in advance for philreich ‘s sexist jokes

Who - moi?

 

[jackster83]

Who is the Swampies' full back anyway?

Rodney Dangerfield, someone wants your autograph.

 

[Falconista]

Rodney Dangerfield, someone wants your autograph.

Absolutely he does. Rodders, please sign Barrybran's unique autograph book.

 

[okeydoke7]

Are the Gumbies any good this year?

 

[cats_09]

Are the Gumbies any good this year?

I can confirm their ruck is useless when it comes to taking marks

 

[damicky]

I can confirm their ruck is useless when it comes to taking marks

Rucks do not take Marks in the game of Qooty

We are too good for that

 

[Barrybran]

Rodney Dangerfield, someone wants your autograph.

Nah, already got that one

 

[beez]

Are the Gumbies any good this year?

We'd beat St Kilda if that's any guide.

 

[damicky]

 

[jackster83]

We'd beat St Kilda if that's any guide.

A four year old child with a stubbed toe could beat them, so it's not much to hang your hat on.

 

[Ant Bear]

There's going to be a bit of boom goes the dynamite this week

 

[jackster83]

There's going to be a bit of boom goes the dynamite this week

Am I getting fireworks for my milestone game? Nice.

 

[Ant Bear]

Am I getting fireworks for my milestone game? Nice.

 

[Ant Bear]

Swamprats' record in MOTR this season is 3/1, we rise to the occasion.
Boom goes the dynamite

 

[philreich]

Are the Gumbies any good this year?

Not after Sunday they won't be.