Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 4 - Ophidian Old Boys v Coney Island Warriors at Spotswood Oval

[Tonga Bob]

Hey Raveneyes here's some of your early work playing 'Hoof Hearted' with Crockett & Tubbs.

Spoiler

You did.

 

[pantskyle]

Yeah but what are ya gonna do?

Agree, we do what we gotta do to do the stuff we needa do.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Morning.

Ham, cheese and tomato toastie and a LARGE coffee

You on the road visiting some of the more rustic pockets of Victoria?

 

[FootyGuy13]

Hey Raveneyes here's some of your early work playing 'Hoof Hearted' with Crockett & Tubbs.

Spoiler

You did.

Or it's just Raveneyes cosplaying as Joel Smith

 

[Tonga Bob]

Or it's just Raveneyes cosplaying as Joel Smith

Topical content is topical

 

[Ocha905]

Catching on this thread takes dedication. The sneks love a gif or 5 that's for sure.

 

[myblueroan]

Catching on this thread takes dedication. The sneks love a gif or 5 that's for sure.

Aye laddie
Aye.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Righto Wazzas, it seems pretty quiet in the Branch Turbodian compound today so let's take a look back at This Round In Warriors History.

This week we're going back to round four of season 21, where we hosted the proto-OOF franchise in the Fighting Furies. Like now, we also went into round four in ninth place on the ladder with a record of 1-2. It was oldmate from last week Ant Bear who kicked off the week, reminiscing about Djokovic hitting a tennis ball and Mike Tyson hitting a Larry Holmes. But festivities really kicked off when Freofalcon said "Let's get it on, *ers". And get it on we did.

The match featured nine current day Wazzas in Frankston Rover Raveneyes Lord_Flashheart zackah Smoooothy Reginald Perrin Stokey Freofalcon & toxic in his rookie season. Wosh was in the ruck and former admin boncer34 was also in the persimmon of Coney Island that day, while the visitors included Tarkyn_24 sausageroll sante fumbler and Gentlemen, who thanks to TheInjuryFactory is the butt of arguably the greatest running gag in Sweet history.

The Furies kicked the first two goals, which was good for them. What was bad for them however was that they only kicked another three goals for the entire match, with their final score of 5.2 (32) the lowest we have ever conceded. We managed to finish on 12.10 (82), giving us a 50 point victory. In perhaps an omen for this week's match, Wosh was best on by destroying opposing ruck Grockadoc while Reginald Perrin outscored the Furies by kicking 6.2. Others to have notable games were OrdinaryJoel Lord_Flashheart dank420_ Benwah83 & Freofalcon.

Enjoy the rest of the week Wazzas, and be careful if someone offers you a drink. Particularly ones served from jugs that run through walls.​

 

[Robertio]

Rightio DemurePrincess and Irish BlueBagger this week we'll prove that the midfield is really the driving force of this super machine they call The Ophidian Old Boys.

 

[Ocha905]

Oh and in regards to this -

BRONZE

Full security screening and access to Spotswood Oval for Qooty purposes only. On entry to Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors for the possession of guns, weapons and dangerous objects. On exit of Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors and OOB Security will inspect the contents of any brief case, knapsack, purse or parcel that may contain stolen goods. Bronze teams are to be escorted and removed immediately at the completion of the game.
Clubs with Bronze Access: Coney Island Warriors

- Jay Z said it best

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I’ve missed the Gentlemen gag, please expand?

 

[Tonga Bob]

I’ve missed the Gentlemen gag, please expand?

If only there was someone with a username of @Ladies

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Long live the 'OOB' King!




King Tenz we love you

 

[DemurePrincess]

Rightio DemurePrincess and Irish BlueBagger this week we'll prove that the midfield is really the driving force of this super machine they call The Ophidian Old Boys.

Okay. How shall we do that?

 

[Robertio]

Okay. How shall we do that?

Just do what we do every week, save the backline and make the forward line look good.

 

[sausageroll]

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Righto Wazzas, it seems pretty quiet in the Branch Turbodian compound today so let's take a look back at This Round In Warriors History.

This week we're going back to round four of season 21, where we hosted the proto-OOF franchise in the Fighting Furies. Like now, we also went into round four in ninth place on the ladder with a record of 1-2. It was oldmate from last week Ant Bear who kicked off the week, reminiscing about Djokovic hitting a tennis ball and Mike Tyson hitting a Larry Holmes. But festivities really kicked off when Freofalcon said "Let's get it on, *ers". And get it on we did.

The match featured nine current day Wazzas in Frankston Rover Raveneyes Lord_Flashheart zackah Smoooothy Reginald Perrin Stokey Freofalcon & toxic in his rookie season. Wosh was in the ruck and former admin boncer34 was also in the persimmon of Coney Island that day, while the visitors included Tarkyn_24 sausageroll sante fumbler and Gentlemen, who thanks to TheInjuryFactory is the butt of arguably the greatest running gag in Sweet history.

The Furies kicked the first two goals, which was good for them. What was bad for them however was that they only kicked another three goals for the entire match, with their final score of 5.2 (32) the lowest we have ever conceded. We managed to finish on 12.10 (82), giving us a 50 point victory. In perhaps an omen for this week's match, Wosh was best on by destroying opposing ruck Grockadoc while Reginald Perrin outscored the Furies by kicking 6.2. Others to have notable games were OrdinaryJoel Lord_Flashheart dank420_ Benwah83 & Freofalcon.

Enjoy the rest of the week Wazzas, and be careful if someone offers you a drink. Particularly ones served from jugs that run through walls.​

Fact check please. There's no way I would ever have agreed to play for the Furies

...or play in the same team as Tarkyn_24

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Fact check please. There's no way I would ever have agreed to play for the Furies

...or play in the same team as Tarkyn_24

Get my name outta your mouth

 

[sausageroll]

Get my name outta your mouth

You're no tasty pastry treat.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Just do what we do every week, save the backline and make the forward line look good.

Sounds easy enough

 

[FootyGuy13]

Long live the 'OOB' King!

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King Tenz we love you

I thought Tigerturbulance was captain.

...you guys made King Tenz captain?

 

[Ocha905]

Disappointing lack of Reginald Perrin and King Tenz interaction so far.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I think this is my cue to say this. Hey everyone it's the Coney Island Warriors the team with zero flags to their name! Let's all laugh at them!

How does that make you feel TheInjuryFactory ?
Being a lifer for CIW and holder of many personal medals but not once the coveted Premiership Cup in All of your 10 Seasons...

At least even The Filthy Wizard has a couple of Cups to his time....

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Just do what we do every week, save the backline and make the forward line look good.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I thought Tigerturbulance was captain.

...you guys made King Tenz captain?

They're an anarcho-syndicalist cult. They take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but a two-thirds majority in the case of anything external to the compound.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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