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Face like a dropped pie.Who took the jam out of your donut.
As dry as a nuns nasty.
Head like a half chewed pastie.
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Face like a dropped pie.Who took the jam out of your donut.
As dry as a nuns nasty.
Head like a half chewed pastie.
You'd only kick her out of bed to do it on the floorWent down faster then a two dollar hooker
Mate, I wouldn't f--k her with yours.
When discussing how tight someone is - "He wouldn't shout if a shark bit him"
When discussing a poor footballer - "He wouldn't get a kick in a stampede"
When discussing how hot a day it is - "I'm sweating like a pedo in a clown suit"
reminds me of someone who can sell sand to the arabs and ice to the eskimosHeard one yesterday afternoon that gave me a chuckle
'Anyone can sell a banana to a hungry monkey'
hahahaha. PisserGolf:More time in the woods than Ivan Milat
It is always in the last place you look.
Well why would i keep looking once i've found it?
I think some George Carlin is coming out:
When discussing how tight someone is - "He wouldn't shout if a shark bit him"
Nope Reggie. Never heard of that one!Couldn't lead ants up a dead dog's arse.
As busy as a one legged arse kicker.
Bob's your aunty's live-in lover.
Couldn't hit the side of a barn with a handful of wheat.
Can't polish a turd