Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[WalshistheGOAT]

Rd 24 was disgusting but the deadest of dead rubbers, meant nothing

And we won

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So ur agreeing he was stat padding? Brilliant! Who says Pies and Blues fans can't find common ground?

Nicky the stat padding king!

 

[Cyclops]

Im a coupla stubbles and a dozen oysters into my third Christmas party in 4 days so maybe it's the food poisoning talking, but I hope the Blue sooks go well next year.

Make another Prelim you front bottoms! Give us a contest! COME ON!

You sound like a newbie lol.

He's not a new B, he's like me, one of the old C's.

 

[Robertio]

Im a coupla stubbles and a dozen oysters into my third Christmas party in 4 days so maybe it's the food poisoning talking, but I hope the Blue sooks go well next year.

Make another Prelim you front bottoms! Give us a contest! COME ON!

He's not a new B, he's like me, one of the old C's.

Grab a Guinness mate and you won't need oysters.

 

[Pistol Night]

So ur agreeing he was stat padding? Brilliant! Who says Pies and Blues fans can't find common ground?

Nicky the stat padding king!

I can see why you've got so many ex girlfriends. Did you put Nick Daicos clangers on the TV with Barry White playing to get in the mood and they found it a bit of a turn off?

 

[Pistol Night]

Grab a Guinness mate and you won't need oysters.

Grab a few Double Wild Turkeys and you wont need legs

 

[Cyclops]

Grab a Guinness mate and you won't need oysters.

I prefer Guinness with oysters, boss got Peroni which is...OK...

I was gonns bring through l I title blowtorch into work so we could have instant kilpstricks but the OHS bloke nobbled that.

 

[Cyclops]

Grab a few Double Wild Turkeys and you wont need legs

Never had wild Turkey, is it a whisky or like a liqueur?

 

[Pistol Night]

I prefer Guinness with oysters, boss got Peroni which is...OK...

I was gonns bring through l I title blowtorch into work so we could have instant kilpstricks but the OHS bloke nobbled that.

Headbutt him

 

[Pistol Night]

Never had wild Turkey, is it a whisky or like a liqueur?

Bourbon. Go an Absinthe if you want to really be the star of the show

 

[Corn Cobbers]

So ur agreeing he was stat padding? Brilliant! Who says Pies and Blues fans can't find common ground?

Nicky the stat padding king!

Happy to agree on that game... disgusting, eye-burning stat padding... expecting he'll never do that in a live rubber

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[Pistol Night]

Happy to agree on that game... disgusting, eye-burning stat padding... expecting he'll never do that in a live rubber

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Hopefully when he turns 22 he matures into a good footballer

 

[Cyclops]

Bourbon. Go an Absinthe if you want to really be the star of the show

F that for a joke I wanna live.

My best effort was two weeks post surgery just came off the morphine, made champagne cocktails with Grand Marnier.
NYE and a mate I invited 2 likely prospects for my benefit, I insulted everyone, blacked out, blacked back in spewing on the verandah, blacked out again.

I know about the night soley because my mate filmed the whole thing. I remember opening the first bottle, flashes of being sick, and waking up walking down Johnson Street at 3 am wrapped in a blanket.

 

[Pistol Night]

F that for a joke I wanna live.

My best effort was two weeks post surgery just came off the morphine, made champagne cocktails with Grand Marnier.
NYE and a mate I invited 2 likely prospects for my benefit, I insulted everyone, blacked out, blacked back in spewing on the verandah, blacked out again.

I know about the night soley because my mate filmed the whole thing. I remember opening the first bottle, flashes of being sick, and waking up walking down Johnson Street at 3 am wrapped in a blanket.

Im backing you to top that tonight. Do it for Carlton

 

[Cyclops]

Im backing you to top that tonight. Do it for Carlton

I have a kid now. Those days are gone, they were good times.

 

[Pistol Night]

I have a kid now. Those days are gone, they were good times.

Every now and then ill have a night out like that and when i wake feeling like ive been bodyslammed by Gina Rinehart for 5 hours straight i remember why i dont anymore. Since when do hangovers from Saturday night linger until Tuesday. FMD. Anyway back to calling Nick Daicos a little pansy..

 

[Cyclops]

Every now and then ill have a night out like that and when i wake feeling like ive been bodyslammed by Gina Rinehart for 5 hours straight i remember why i dont anymore. Since when do hangovers from Saturday night linger until Tuesday. FMD. Anyway back to calling Nick Daicos a little pansy..

All the Daicoi could drink any Carlton Player under the table! They re Greek Makedonians, they've got that Bulgarian alcohol resistance.

 

[Pistol Night]

All the Daicoi could drink any Carlton Player under the table! They re Greek Makedonians, they've got that Bulgarian alcohol resistance.

Sticks Kernahan would be a threat but i reckon we could assemble a decent piss drinking squad

 

[Matrix10]

I'm pretty sure Moore wouldn't swap his premiership medal for Cripps' two Brownlows.

Curnow . McKay Frampton. Only one is a premiership winning full forward

 

[Pistol Night]

Curnow . McKay Frampton. Only one is a premiership winning full forward

A decoy FF in a GF? Carlton employed this tactic with Curnow in most finals too. Vossy gets a bit confused when he tries to copy Flys homework

 

[Worm4]

Curnow . McKay Frampton. Only one is a premiership winning full forward

If they had a list of player ratings who played in premierships, Frampton would be near the bottom of the pile.
He is poo

 

[Pistol Night]

If they had a list a player ratings who played in premierships, Frampton would be near the bottom of the pile.
He is poo

Bottom of the pile. Carlton's entire list is yet to leave the rectum

 

[beema limapep]

Sticks Kernahan often played with a dislocated mullet. Heroic

Carlton fans posting with dislocated ego's.

Have not achieved anything in 30 years except 3 all Australian defenders and a handful of other feel good individual achievements.

And all their work is in front of them.

 

[Worm4]

Bottom of the pile. Carlton's entire list is yet to leave the rectum

I actually don't know who is worse, frampton or Lewis Young.

 

[Pistol Night]

I actually don't know who is worse, frampton or Lewis Young.

Probably the campaigner with 2 last names and zero flags. Terrible ratio

 

[beema limapep]

Just looked up Carltons age profile. Geez they have a mass of better players either 30 and above or almost 30 heading into next season.

I fear if they don't win the flag in 2025 the window might close on them and things will turn really ugly.

Sam Walsh the exception but he alone can't carry the club through the next chapter of the dark days.