Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

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Who will be better in 2025

  • Collingwood

    Votes: 126 52.1%
  • Carlton

    Votes: 116 47.9%

  • Total voters
    242

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Oh no.

Pressure and expectation after winning a flag as recently as 2023.

How will we deal with it?
you'll talking about the gimpy flag giffted to you as a sympathy vote - for decades to come - 3 in 70 years is my 'easy' call - not a strecth at all to say 3 in 100 years either - I put a probability ( wait for it....click click clack click clack clack clack..) on 87.986% of Collingwood going flagless for another 10 years....

LOL at you dirty birders...😂
 

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Things that didn't exist the last time Carlton "won" a flag:
  • Wikipedia (2001)
  • Facabook (2004)
  • Twitter / X (2006)
  • Instagram (2010)
  • Toutube (2005)
  • Google (1996)
  • Tesla (2003)
  • Bitcoin (2009)
  • Trainspotting, Cable Guy, Independence Day, Scream 1, etc. movies (1996)
  • Pokemon game (1996)
  • Princess Diana was alive
  • Tupac Shakur was alive
  • Judge Judy (1996)
 
you'll talking about the gimpy flag giffted to you as a sympathy vote - for decades to come - 3 in 70 years is my 'easy' call - not a strecth at all to say 3 in 100 years either - I put a probability ( wait for it....click click clack click clack clack clack..) on 87.986% of Collingwood going flagless for another 10 years....

LOL at you dirty birders...😂
Nice.

What rationale did you use to arrive at the 87.986% probability?
 
Things that didn't exist the last time Carlton "won" a flag:
  • Wikipedia (2001)
  • Facabook (2004)
  • Twitter / X (2006)
  • Instagram (2010)
  • Toutube (2005)
  • Google (1996)
  • Tesla (2003)
  • Bitcoin (2009)
  • Trainspotting, Cable Guy, Independence Day, Scream 1, etc. movies (1996)
  • Pokemon game (1996)
  • Princess Diana was alive
  • Tupac Shakur was alive
  • Judge Judy (1996)
So much has happened in that time, quite amazing...
 
Things that didn't exist the last time Carlton "won" a flag:
  • Wikipedia (2001)
  • Facabook (2004)
  • Twitter / X (2006)
  • Instagram (2010)
  • Toutube (2005)
  • Google (1996)
  • Tesla (2003)
  • Bitcoin (2009)
  • Trainspotting, Cable Guy, Independence Day, Scream 1, etc. movies (1996)
  • Pokemon game (1996)
  • Princess Diana was alive
  • Tupac Shakur was alive
  • Judge Judy (1996)
Things that didn't exist the last time Collingwood beat Carlton in a Grand Final:

  • The Internet
  • Sliced bread
 
All the deluded Carlton fans thinking 'next year will finally be our time'!

What were the odds at this time last year, and the same time the year before? Eerily similar from memory...
Dunno Fadge, but it's good to see you diverting the conversation after you realized you had no ground to stand on re Saad vs Quaynor etc.

You'd got yourself in a real pickle there straight up denying facts in favour of bias nonsense😂
 
Dunno Fadge, but it's good to see you diverting the conversation after you realized you had no ground to stand on re Saad vs Quaynor etc.

You'd got yourself in a real pickle there straight up denying facts in favour of bias nonsense😂
What's there to debate?

Quaynor went past Saad with his AA Squad inclusion, strong finals performances and 2023 premiership medal.

Noone other than Carlton supporters are taking 31 year old Saad over 25 year old IQ going into 2025, regardless of what you deluded nuffies believe.
 
What's there to debate?

Quaynor went past Saad with his AA Squad inclusion, strong finals performances and 2023 premiership medal.

Noone other than Carlton supporters are taking 31 year old Saad over 25 year old IQ going into 2025, regardless of what you deluded nuffies believe.
So Quaynor has gone 'past' Saad despite being significantly worse than him in 2024, a year that Saad apparently regressed significantly?

Do you have any stats to support this claim Fudger? Or just making up shite again?

Mind you this is the same Isaac Quaynor who was playing so s*** in 2024 that his coach moved him to a wing late in the season to try to avoid giving up so many goals to his direct opponents playing in the backline...

0 time All Australian lmao
 
So Quaynor has gone 'past' Saad despite being significantly worse than him in 2024, a year that Saad apparently regressed significantly?

Do you have any stats to support this claim Fudger? Or just making up shite again?

Mind you this is the same Isaac Quaynor who was playing so s*** in 2024 that his coach moved him to a wing late in the season to try to avoid giving up so many goals to his direct opponents playing in the backline...

0 time All Australian lmao
Cruising on the raucus hack
 
Oh no.

Pressure and expectation after winning a flag as recently as 2023.

How will we deal with it?

Meanwhile, at Carlton, no pressure and no expectation, because they're just shite. And everyone knows it (except Carlton supporters - who will come to the realisation soon enough).
I got what i wanted there,
 

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They are pretty chirpy for a club that hasn't beaten a top 15 side for 213 days

Horrible form to take into a new season [emoji53]
Just business as usual for the Ubershizen Bloosers.

As they do every year, they're making the most of the off season, where all teams are equal and 'next year is going to be different'...
 
How many days since Collingwood drafted a good kid? It's going to be Nicky and an old brigade of geriatrics for years and years to come with the list moves of late for the Pies.

I wonder... Are his shoulders going to be as big as Crippa's or will he piss off to Tassie when the Pies list falls off a cliff big time?
 
Just business as usual for the Ubershizen Bloosers.

As they do every year, they're making the most of the off season, where all teams are equal and 'next year is going to be different'...
We only had to finish above Collingwood to win last years thread and we did that.
 
Same odds as Nick winning brownlow - do we apply your same method ?
Nah, Nick much shorter odds to win the Brownlow.

It's like Tiger Woods in his heyday, when he seemed to win every second Major tournament- best you scoop up the odds whilst you can... might be the longest odds we'll see him for the next decade.
 
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