Banter Who will be better in 2025? Carlton or Collingwood Part 5

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Who will be better in 2025?


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Neutrals should be barracking for us to win.

A loss means we might be close to getting rid of the clueless clown coaching the team. That's a big win for us.

An actual win means like Port fans had to endure, they keep a coach they don't want around much longer than they should.

Trust us we're not worried, new coach or otherwise.

Carlton have a soft underbelly. A new coach won't fix that.
 

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Trust us we're not worried, new coach or otherwise.

Carlton have a soft underbelly. A new coach won't fix that.

Ah but it could. A Coach with a strong personality will demand certain types of players are traded away or delisted.

Voss style is to matey with the players and give them far too much of a say on how the game plan works.

The last time we played you we smashed you. So they can turn it on every now and then against average sides.
 
Ah but it could. A Coach with a strong personality will demand certain types of players are traded away or delisted.

Voss style is to matey with the players and give them far too much of a say on how the game plan works.

The last time we played you we smashed you. So they can turn it on every now and then against average sides.

How's that worked out for you the past 30 years?

And yes I heard all about it from Carlton fans everywhere. As I tried to tell them, flags aren't won in June.
 
How's that worked out for you the past 30 years?

And yes I heard all about it from Carlton fans everywhere. As I tried to tell them, flags aren't won in June.

Why just 30 years?

For a Carlton fan to have seen 5 flag wins they'd only have to be around the 47.

For a Geelong fan to have seen 5 flag wins they'd have to be around 67.

Looks like Geelong fans have had it tougher.
 

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Why just 30 years?

For a Carlton fan to have seen 5 flag wins they'd only have to be around the 47.

For a Geelong fan to have seen 5 flag wins they'd have to be around 67.

Looks like Geelong fans have had it tougher.
What a stupid analogy!
Nobody born this century has seen Calton win a GF (plenty of wooden spoons though)
Yet in the same period, Geelong has had the pleasure of sustained success and finals, after finals.

Yet you (like most Calton supporters), will continue to go further and further back through ancient records, until they find some form of a stat, that they feel wins their argument and helps them sleep at night.

Face it, you team is crap, has been for three decades and will continue to be for many more.
 
What a stupid analogy!
Nobody born this century has seen Calton win a GF (plenty of wooden spoons though)
Yet in the same period, Geelong has had the pleasure of sustained success and finals, after finals.

Yet you (like most Calton supporters), will continue to go further and further back through ancient records, until they find some form of a stat, that they feel wins their argument and helps them sleep at night.

Face it, you team is crap, has been for three decades and will continue to be for many more.

I've seen 5 flag wins. You?

If 68 is your year of birth you've seen more Carlton flag wins than me. Which is more Geelong flags than you've seen.
 
We gotta start a pre-emptive kickstarter for Worm's TV, this will be tense I reckon, and we have been kissed on the Sayers by the umps recently.

I'll bet my left and only knacker that Naicos will appeal to the umpires with arms in the air before Curnow does
Well of course, because 1. your mob will be trying to belt the golden boy and 2. the ball won't get near Curnow, saving your knacker for when the Camporeale twins lead Carlton to glory stopping our 5peat in 2029.
 
Neutrals should be barracking for us to win.

A loss means we might be close to getting rid of the clueless clown coaching the team. That's a big win for us.

An actual win means like Port fans had to endure, they keep a coach they don't want around much longer than they should.
Meh I'll take the sugar hit of a Carlton loss, for the melts.

Your list is stuffed anyway. No new coach is steering that titanic away from the iceberg.
 
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Zevon and I are too 👏🏻 Could be the best Thursday night ever!
I have told Mrs Z not to bother planning anything tonight, I will be busy elsewhere

Not going to lie, it sounded bad out of context, and saying “oh it’s nothing like that honey it’s just Carlton and Collingwood” didn’t make it any better
 
I have told Mrs Z not to bother planning anything tonight, I will be busy elsewhere

Not going to lie, it sounded bad out of context, and saying “oh it’s nothing like that honey it’s just Carlton and Collingwood” didn’t make it any better
I watch every game so my family already know not to bother me and that I’ll be on BF, they will probably watch tonight too, my other half HATES Collingwood with a passion haha. Might even give them a peep at this thread for the lulz :grinv1:
 
What about the 6 he kicked on him in 2023 that you melts had a 12 month long tantrum about?
2023 :beercheers:
I cant think of a thing in 2023 that a Collingwood supporter would melt about.
I dont remember much from October onwards, as I was too busy celebrating a flag.

You know the one Walshy, that thing you are yet to witness.
 
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