Banter Who will be better in 2025? Carlton or Collingwood Part 5

[CarmenSandiego]

Probably not on this years form but certainly last year when Quaynor was a genuine liability down back.

At least he smells good though.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

At least he smells good though.

Forgot about that one. Out of the side from cringe factor alone.

 

[YeoShuey]

Wheelo Ratings have Moo with a higher rating than Quaynor for this year. Not surprising. Much better player.

 

[Fadge]

Love how these guys reference Pendlebury starting as sub, as if they don't realise he's got to be peaking when the whips are cracking at the business end of the season...

 

[YeoShuey]

At least he smells good though.

Forgot about that one. Out of the side from cringe factor alone.

You guys going to purchase Quaynor's fragrance if it is sold?

 

[carlton_99]

Yeah, how could anyone possibly leave out McKay on 2025 form?

Ah yes basing it off 3 games makes a lot of sense. And interestingly JDG made the team despite only playing 1 game as well. Odd that

 

[Elixuh]

It’s going to be so hard to sleep tonight, like Christmas Eve!

Surely Carlton can’t go 0-4 with one of the easiest draws in the comp. Surely the Pies can’t lose to these spuds.

Whatever happens, us neutrals are the true winners! So exciting!

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Love how these guys reference Pendlebury starting as sub, as if they don't realise he's got to be peaking when the whips are cracking at the business end of the season...

this is so ****ing braindead.

CARLTON ARE 0-3 IN MARCH!! LOL!!!

are you getting it?

 

[Fadge]

Ah yes basing it off 3 games makes a lot of sense. And interestingly JDG made the team despite only playing 1 game as well. Odd that

JDG more deserving than Charlie.

 

[Fadge]

this is so ****ing braindead.

CARLTON ARE 0-3 IN MARCH!! LOL!!!

are you getting it?

No, I don't get it.

What's your point?

That Carlton too are saving their best until later in the year?

FMD.

 

[Elixuh]

this is so ****ing braindead.

CARLTON ARE 0-3 IN MARCH!! LOL!!!

are you getting it?

Yeah so unfortunately for Carlton you may now need to start peaking at the start of April because your season is almost over.

It’s no use beginning to peak when you’re 0-12 and on your way to Bali in September. Or maybe it is, to give the blues bags fans false hope leading into another offseason.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Love how these guys reference Pendlebury starting as sub, as if they don't realise he's got to be peaking when the whips are cracking at the business end of the season...

Yeah that's our excuse atm, don't wanna peak to early!

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Yeah so unfortunately for Carlton you may now need to start peaking at the start of April because your season is almost over.

It’s no use beginning to peak when you’re 0-12 and on your way to Bali in September. Or maybe it is, to give the blues bags fans false hope leading into another offseason.

Blues peak in the off season. Everyone knows this.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Is there anyone able to tell us how geriatric Pendlebury would be getting a game ahead of Hewett this year?

First game he was a liability, second game he was a sub and the third he was decent but nothing too spectacular.

Hewett been in the bests all 3 games so far and playing far better than washed up ol Pendlenuts

 

[Corn Cobbers]

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[Mr Meow]

Would also love to know how Pendlebury would be getting a game ahead of Hewett on current form

One getting subbed in games the others been in the best every week thus far

Hewett and Pendles both above Walsh this season so far.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Hewett and Pendles both above Walsh this season so far.

Walsh has been bad but Pendlebury was genuinely close to the worst player on the ground in Rd 0 and played as a second half sub in another.

On form he's still playing ahead of Pendles despite being far below his best

 

[carlton_99]

JDG more deserving than Charlie.

Are you the author of that article or something?

 

[YeoShuey]

Hewett and Pendles both above Walsh this season so far.

 

[Mr Meow]

Walsh has been bad but Pendlebury was genuinely close to the worst player on the ground in Rd 0 and played as a second half sub in another.

On form he's still playing ahead of Pendles despite being far below his best

Hewett well ahead of both. People love underrating him, but he's one who stands up when a lot of others don't IMO.

 

[YeoShuey]

Are you the author of that article or something?

I did ask who authored the article. No response and surprisingly quiet on that end.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Hewett well ahead of both. People love underrating him, but he's one who stands up when a lot of others don't IMO.

Agreed

 

[Cyclops]

Feeling terrible for Cripps, poor guy will carry Carlton around for three quarters again, but this time he'll be on the Longinator.

Have to have been written by full blown banana to have McSpud ahead of McKay.

...you wrote McKay twice...

Our guy Stays and plays, Kay?

 

[Elixuh]

It’s true. Walsh has been horrific.

 

[Cyclops]

I did ask who authored the article. No response and surprisingly quiet on that end.

It's some bloody journo, they're pretty useless. The article is getting the respect it deserves here, bit of banter but nothing too serious.

At least he smells good though.

Gotta cover up the smell of whatever it is Carlton is cooking.