Banter Who will be better in 2025? Carlton or Collingwood Part 5

[Corn Cobbers]

Stooping to injury trolling, new lows in this joint

Who is being "injury trolled"? And did you miss the Daics one?

Hypocrisy, new lows in this joint

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[Corn Cobbers]

Where am I being "precious"? And you have 7 unavailable for R1 per your injury report. Another 3 that are tests that could still get up. Also, I made no comments about a "mangina" or bagged your players in any way.

Our names out are slightly bigger than your ones

Your mate is getting upset and you liked his comment, precious, no one here got upset about "Daics mangina"

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[JustaBattler]

Littel Nick's allergy to being anywhere near a contest is an injury now is it?

LOL @ LittleNickyWood

 

[Arr0w]

Who is being "injury trolled"? And did you miss the Daics one?

Hypocrisy, new lows in this joint

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If you have an issue with a poster, call it out

You are reaching new lows with injury trolling Corn, but not really surprised

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Littel Nick's allergy to being anywhere near a contest is an injury now is it?

LOL @ LittleNickyWood

No, someone posted a pic of Daics writhing in pain and made fun of him

Didn't bother anyone in a banter thread, but now merely mentioning Carlton's depth is "injury trolling" wth

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[Corn Cobbers]

If you have an issue with a poster, call it out

You are reaching new lows with injury trolling Corn, but not really surprised

Why didn't you call it out if you're so sensitive to "injury trolling"? Depends on the poster? New lows...

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[Arr0w]

Why didn't you call it out if you're so sensitive to "injury trolling"? Depends on the poster? New lows...

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I did, I called you out

 

[Corn Cobbers]

I did, I called you out

The Daics one? Stony silence, you let a young injured player be mocked, shame on you

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[Arr0w]

The Daics one? Stony silence, you let a young injured player be mocked, shame on you

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So in game cramp and not missing a game is injury trolling?

 

[Sweeetleftfoot]

So Nick - no good then hey ?
Actually, most of the team that represented Collingwood last weekend ....

Overall yes last week not so much, ran himself to hard to try and break the tag.
Few players lowered there colors, but Saturday is a chance to turn things around.

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Our names out are slightly bigger than your ones

Haha, here we go. Let's have a look (from your game last week & ours this week)

Joel Cochran	WHO?	1 week
Mason Cox	LOL - top15 player right Fadge ?	1-2 weeks
Jordan De Goey	Yes, 2nd best mid, big out	1-2 weeks
Harvey Harrison	Long-term injury, doesn't count.	TBC
Dan Houston	Yep, big out but yet to play a game for the Pies	Round 1
Tom Mitchell	Where is this bloke? Can we even count him anymore?	TBC
Iliro Smit	Who?	2-3 weeks
Oscar Steene	Who?	3+ weeks

That's 3 bona-fide 22 players, 3.5 if you count Cox. I'm being generous counting Mitchell too (will we even see him?). So, that's really 2x players out - one of which hasn't played a game for the Pies yet.

Alex Cincotta	19 & 16 games past 2 years, best 22.	TBC
Charlie Curnow	Dual Coleman medalist and all round superstar	1 week
Matt Duffy	Dunno this bloke	3-4 weeks
Corey Durdin	Hasn't come on as expected.	1-2 weeks
Orazio Fantasia	Exceptional community series, in Voss' 22 (I don't make the rules)	1 week
Elijah Hollands	Very important player for us, big loss	Indefinite
Rob Monahan	Dunno him but a future star for sure	2 weeks
Nic Newman	Dual 2x runner up BnF, huge loss, but season-ending so can't count it	Indefinite
Hudson O'Keeffe	Future superstar & tall but not yet best 22	1-2 weeks
Marc Pittonet	Backup Ruck	4-5 weeks
Jagga Smith	I cry	Season

We have 3 best 22 players out and arguably our best player.

I was actually expecting to see a worse list for the Pies tbf, a few of your supporters are saying you had just as many out as GWS.

 

[Arr0w]

Haha, here we go. Let's have a look (from your game last week & ours this week)

Joel Cochran	WHO?	1 week
Mason Cox	LOL - top15 player right Fadge ?	1-2 weeks
Jordan De Goey	Yes, 2nd best mid, big out	1-2 weeks
Harvey Harrison	Long-term injury, doesn't count.	TBC
Dan Houston	Yep, big out but yet to play a game for the Pies	Round 1
Tom Mitchell	Where is this bloke? Can we even count him anymore?	TBC
Iliro Smit	Who?	2-3 weeks
Oscar Steene	Who?	3+ weeks

That's 3 bona-fide 22 players, 3.5 if you count Cox. I'm being generous counting Mitchell too (will we even see him?). So, that's really 2x players out - one of which hasn't played a game for the Pies yet.

Alex Cincotta	19 & 16 games past 2 years, best 22.	TBC
Charlie Curnow	Dual Coleman medalist and all round superstar	1 week
Matt Duffy	Dunno this bloke	3-4 weeks
Corey Durdin	Hasn't come on as expected.	1-2 weeks
Orazio Fantasia	Exceptional community series, in Voss' 22 (I don't make the rules)	1 week
Elijah Hollands	Very important player for us, big loss	Indefinite
Rob Monahan	Dunno him but a future star for sure	2 weeks
Nic Newman	Dual 2x runner up BnF, huge loss, but season-ending so can't count it	Indefinite
Hudson O'Keeffe	Future superstar & tall but not yet best 22	1-2 weeks
Marc Pittonet	Backup Ruck	4-5 weeks
Jagga Smith	I cry	Season

We have 3 best 22 players out and arguably our best player.

I was actually expecting to see a worse list for the Pies tbf, a few of your supporters are saying you had just as many out as GWS.

Newman

 

[JustaBattler]

No, someone posted a pic of Daics writhing in pain and made fun of him

Didn't bother anyone in a banter thread, but now merely mentioning Carlton's depth is "injury trolling" wth

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Yeah nah - dont beleive that anyone who posts on here is a genuine injury troll - even Fudgee has his limits and disguises the injury trolling with nuffery about needing "30 finals quality players to be a contender so injooreeez dun matta"

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Newman

Season-ending injuries can't be counted on BigFooty.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

So in game cramp and not missing a game is injury trolling?

Errr YES

He was curtailed, costly

Let this one go champ it's a loss

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[CarmenSandiego]

Saying a teams depth is no good and exposed from injuries isn't injury trolling imo.

play on.

 

[Arr0w]

Errr YES

He was curtailed, costly

Let this one go champ it's a loss

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Champ?

Always know when you lot are triggered and owned

 

[Worm4]

Stooping to injury trolling, new lows in this joint

Open slather free for all nowadays i guess

 

[Worm4]

Overall yes last week not so much, ran himself to hard to try and break the tag.
Few players lowered there colors, but Saturday is a chance to turn things around.

This is not what I call running too hard, or even too much. But carry on

 

[Fadge]

This is not what I call running too hard, or even too much. But carry on
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Do you have his GPS numbers?

 

[Sweeetleftfoot]

This is not what I call running too hard, or even too much. But carry on
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What has a quarter 1 heat map got to do with anything ?

 

[Arr0w]

Do you have his GPS numbers?

 

[CarmenSandiego]

I'm against the grain of Carlton supporters on this one - there's not much more Daicos can do to carry his team. He's entitled to a below standard game. His injury clearly hampered his fitness, also looks a bit jacked to me - but anyway he's the least of their concerns.

I prefer to bring up Collingwoods:

• complete and utter reliance on him as a team/club
• billy frampton
• mason cox
• reef mcinnes
• quaynor doing tiktoks about what fragrance he should wear "look good, smell good, play good".
• fly's mask as mr cuddles starting to slip
• fly's almost erotic fascination of daicos
• giving up a 1st & 2nd for lachie schultz
• overall lack of depth
• moore being more enthused about bringing down the patriarchy than playing footy (good on him i guess).

 

[Fadge]

What has a quarter 1 heat map got to do with anything ?

Oh no....

 

[Fadge]

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Who would have guessed that Daicos wouldn't feature in the top 5 players for total distance covered or distance covered at high speed over a full game, when he could barely muster a gallop for the second half...

Another brilliant gotcha from the brilliant one!