Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

[Paul Kersey]

People with hair. Those campaigners really grind my gears.

Don't step over the line.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Campaigners who lower their cars and then have to go over speed bumps at 0.1 kph.
Put your car back on the bricks in the front yard and get out of my way!

 

[KardiniaPark]

People with hair. Those campaigners really grind my gears.

Me too

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Generation Y

Slow Myki when Brisbane, london have far superior services. Even Hong Kong. - only places Ive had to use one of these cards so I am sure most places shit on mykii.

 

[Jevy]

 

[vjknight]

gooses who decide to back into a parking space (meaning everyone has to wait for them to manouver). just to save them .43 of a second when they are leaving the shops

serious Q - what is it with reverse parking ? was it a change to the law, or to the way they force people to learn to drive ?

 

[Gongswan]

Why does he call you that? Liberace had hair

Carries a portable piano maybe? or a bowl of fruit

 

[Morganashlee]

Me too

What about razors? Sharp blades?

 

[KardiniaPark]

What about razors? Sharp blades?

 

[Benwah83]

This goddamn bird that seems to have shown up in the last couple of weeks, which appears in the tree next to my bedroom window at about 4:00am every morning and starts tweeting away.

PISS OFF YOU CAMPAIGNER. I'M STILL SLEEPING.

 

[WA ROO]

Changing gears without using the clutch

Also people who wait until they are at the counter of a fast food place,then decide on what they want to eat
Just order the large and piss off

 

[Gongswan]

Campaigners who lower their cars and then have to go over speed bumps at 0.1 kph.
Put your car back on the bricks in the front yard and get out of my way!

not a chance pal, if my driveway wasn't so farked I'd have mine on coilovers, slammed, I happen to hate people in those big SUV things that drive around like tanks and try to break the land speed record in carparks

 

[Freofalcon]

Ugly parents at kids footy games.

Don't take it out on us because you were a fat little campaigner who couldn't football when you were a kid and feel the need to live vicariously through your little fat campaigner kid who also can't football.

 

[ChappyUK]

This goddamn bird that seems to have shown up in the last couple of weeks, which appears in the tree next to my bedroom window at about 4:00am every morning and starts tweeting away.

PISS OFF YOU CAMPAIGNER. I'M STILL SLEEPING.

I used to have one of those when I lived in Melbs. Was a really ****ing annoying noise like a chainsaw starting or something.

I remember getting up and throwing a shoe at the tree in a fit of rage one morning. ****ing didn't do any good and my shoe ended up in my neighbours yard.

Was my work shoe as well. Not a happy camper that day.

 

[KardiniaPark]

This goddamn bird that seems to have shown up in the last couple of weeks, which appears in the tree next to my bedroom window at about 4:00am every morning and starts tweeting away.

PISS OFF YOU CAMPAIGNER. I'M STILL SLEEPING.

I'm picturing Chrissie Swan on Twitter at the end of your bed.

 

[David Schwarz]

This goddamn bird that seems to have shown up in the last couple of weeks, which appears in the tree next to my bedroom window at about 4:00am every morning and starts tweeting away.

PISS OFF YOU CAMPAIGNER. I'M STILL SLEEPING.

I've got a flock of cockatoos bunched up somewhere on our street that squak like the world is ending at 4:55 sharp. Wanna swap?

 

[Gongswan]

I've got a flock of cockatoos bunched up somewhere on our street that squak like the world is ending at 4:55 sharp. Wanna swap?

for some reason I always thought you wouldn't mind a cockortwo

 

[Morganashlee]

Flying insects. I want to go outside on my balcony and enjoy the morning whilst having a cigarette but the ****ing thing has been taken over by what I've exaggerated to be a plague of blood sucking locusts piss off you bastards and let me have a smoke in peace

 

[Benwah83]

I'm picturing Chrissie Swan on Twitter at the end of your bed.

I've got a flock of cockatoos bunched up somewhere on our street that squak like the world is ending at 4:55 sharp. Wanna swap?

Hrmmm. Later wake up time, but a larger flock of birds. This is a tough call.

I think the best answer for all is a nation-wide, indiscriminate bird cull.

 

[vjknight]

I'm picturing Chrissie Swan on Twitter at the end of your bed.

Paganism

 

[Yidaki]

Welchers. Cold hard deluded welchers. They really grind my gears.

 

[STP18]

When the petrol bowser skips a cent. When I'm trying to fill up to $30.02 and the ****er goes from $30.01 to $30.03. Gotta grab the 5cents from my console for an air bubble in the pump. Not good enough.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

not a chance pal, if my driveway wasn't so farked I'd have mine on coilovers, slammed, I happen to hate people in those big SUV things that drive around like tanks and try to break the land speed record in carparks

Up in brissie you would see all these land tank tractors driven by 3 foot Asians who barely see over the steering wheel breaking every single ****ing law known to man and then cursing you out for everything.

 

[Gongswan]

Up in brissie you would see all these land tank tractors driven by 3 foot Asians who barely see over the steering wheel breaking every single ******* law known to man and then cursing you out for everything.

asround here you've got all these old people in their 1996 Hyundais driving around like it's a brand new car

 

[09 Cats]

Campaigners who smoke cigarettes they can GAGF.