Live Event Trade Radio 2024

[Foxman98]

This would have to be the worst trade week period ever lol

AFL has to realise it's making a mockery of the sport.

Worst trade radio line up by some way too,

Kane/Edmund have little to no idea on trade value/list management (Edmund at least has news) - cross

Cooney/Cam Luke are genuine torture with their lack of knowledge - huge cross

Gabelich/Olle fine knowledgeable give actual updates - tick

Twomey/Beveridge very knowledgeable - tick

Morris/Hannebery Morris fine knows what he is talking about Hannebery Cooney level moron - cross

Barrett/Jenkins/Johnson 3 more nuffies together that have no understanding of values - Huge cross

 

[SL16]

Port gives: Houston + 39
Port gets: 13 + Lukosius + Richards

Suns give: Lukosius + 6 + 13 + 23
Suns get: Rioli + Noble + Pies Future 1st + 33

Pies give: Noble + Richards + Pies Future 1st
Pies get: Houston + 23

Richmond give: Rioli + Baker + 32 + 45 + 51
Richmond get: 6 + 20

WC give: Barrass
WC get: 14 + Baker

Hawks give: 14 + 33
Hawks get: Barrass + Bris Future 4th

Bris give: 20 + Bris Future 4th
Bris get: 32 + 39 + 45 + 51

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There's my mega-trade. Better than anything Cooney would come up with.

 

[A Bit Dusty]

 

[tigerwill]

Port gives: Houston + 39
Port gets: 13 + Lukosius + Richards

Suns give: Lukosius + 6 + 13 + 23
Suns get: Rioli + Noble + Pies Future 1st + 33

Pies give: Noble + Richards + Pies Future 1st
Pies get: Houston + 23

Richmond give: Rioli + Baker + 32 + 45 + 51
Richmond get: 6 + 20

WC give: Barrass
WC get: 14 + Baker

Hawks give: 14 + 33
Hawks get: Barrass + Bris Future 4th

Bris give: 20 + Bris Future 4th
Bris get: 32 + 39 + 45 + 51

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There's my mega-trade. Better than anything Cooney would come up with.

Farcical. No go from us.

Give up Rioli, Baker, 32, 45 and 51
To get 6 and 20? What else that can’t be all it is. Why didn’t you add in pick 1 and 24 just to be fairer.


Brisbane give up p20, which will end up around p25 = 756 points. F 4th won’t be worth anything next year
For early bids, add some to the original picks 37, 44, 49, 56 = 483, 362, 287, 194 == 1326 points
So you give up picks worth 756 points but want 1326 back.
Getting funnier .




You’ll get a job with Cooney. Good audition. You’ve got the job.

 

[kaiserchief13]

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It really is ridiculous. AFL should shutdown the trade period as soon as a day of no trades occurs. Would actually make them get a move on. Then again, maybe AFL wants it to take a lot of time so that people are talking about it and it's reported on in the media

 

[Jaspar24]

Can’t remember a more mundane trade period…. Literally the same recycled jargon with no movement.

 

[Obeanie1]

Port gives: Houston + 39
Port gets: 13 + Lukosius + Richards

Suns give: Lukosius + 6 + 13 + 23
Suns get: Rioli + Noble + Pies Future 1st + 33

Pies give: Noble + Richards + Pies Future 1st
Pies get: Houston + 23

Richmond give: Rioli + Baker + 32 + 45 + 51
Richmond get: 6 + 20

WC give: Barrass
WC get: 14 + Baker

Hawks give: 14 + 33
Hawks get: Barrass + Bris Future 4th

Bris give: 20 + Bris Future 4th
Bris get: 32 + 39 + 45 + 51

____________________________

There's my mega-trade. Better than anything Cooney would come up with.

Port make out like bandits in that mega deal.

 

[Obeanie1]

Can’t remember a more mundane trade period…. Literally the same recycled jargon with no movement.

I can.

Week 1 of trade week every year.

Can anyone understand why they extended trade week to two weeks?

 

[tigerwill]

I can.

Week 1 of trade week every year.

Can anyone understand why they extended trade week to two weeks?

Because the afl media morons wouldn’t be able to take it all in. One week, the microscopic neuron in their skulls would explode.
And over 2 weeks they can play fantasy games while playing Nintendo, drinking coffee, telling each other how marvellous they were, the magical trades they’d make.
Then have some time to slam parrot and Cornes as being the chief moron **** heads.
And…
No, not really

 

[Jimmy Yamazaki]

I can.

Week 1 of trade week every year.

Can anyone understand why they extended trade week to two weeks?

Money. Gotta make all that ad revenue.

 

[Drunkcat]

Braydon Crossley looking for another go, some side with rookie spot should give him a 2nd chance.

 

[SL16]

Farcical. No go from us.

Give up Rioli, Baker, 32, 45 and 51
To get 6 and 20? What else that can’t be all it is. Why didn’t you add in pick 1 and 24 just to be fairer.


Brisbane give up p20, which will end up around p25 = 756 points. F 4th won’t be worth anything next year
For early bids, add some to the original picks 37, 44, 49, 56 = 483, 362, 287, 194 == 1326 points
So you give up picks worth 756 points but want 1326 back.
Getting funnier .




You’ll get a job with Cooney. Good audition. You’ve got the job.

If I was trying to ream Richmond, I'dve chucked TJ in there to us for a token pick or something...

Idk, if anything I think WC probs wins this deal, could probs chuck in a future 3rd from them back your way to square it up a bit more.

Honestly though, don't see it as that far off.

I'd say most non-Richmond pundits would say 6, especially in this draft, is overs for Rioli, and let's say Bakers worth Pick ~25, so you could look at it as 6 for Rioli + 25, don't think that's far off. Then its 20 for 32 + 45 + 51, which gives yas a 12 pick upgrade at the cost of 2 late picks which you'd still have 6 picks better than in this scenario (1, 6, 20, 24, 42, 43).

And naturally, Brisbane isn't going to slide down from 20 unless there's a net gain of points, otherwise that would defeat the purpose, so giving up a higher pick worth less points for 3 worse picks that combine for more is pretty stock standard. Semantics over exactly which, could be 32 + 45 + 51, could be 24 + 51, could be 42 + 43 + 45 + 60, whatever.

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The trade period goes too long, hopefully shit starts to get lodged tomorrow so we can all dissect how our own teams have gotten ripped rather than my hypotheticals that'll likely be nowhere near the reality, although coming up with this did cure my bordeom at work.

 

[Redline]

I can.

Week 1 of trade week every year.

Can anyone understand why they extended trade week to two weeks?

The problem is it doesn't really help. You have to give the Grand Final Teams at least a week before it opens. So the actual trade period might be less but you would still have the same speculation and talk for the same amount of time.

 

[jackag24]

Colossal fail of a trade period for the AFL. Will probably end up being about 20 trades or less in the end

 

[Jackywats]

Farcical. No go from us.

Give up Rioli, Baker, 32, 45 and 51
To get 6 and 20? What else that can’t be all it is. Why didn’t you add in pick 1 and 24 just to be fairer.


Brisbane give up p20, which will end up around p25 = 756 points. F 4th won’t be worth anything next year
For early bids, add some to the original picks 37, 44, 49, 56 = 483, 362, 287, 194 == 1326 points
So you give up picks worth 756 points but want 1326 back.
Getting funnier .




You’ll get a job with Cooney. Good audition. You’ve got the job.

Agree that richmond get reamed there. However, on the points part at the end, lions tigers trade just went through where lions give up 912 points but get back 1704 points

 

[Redline]

Worst trade radio line up by some way too,

Kane/Edmund have little to no idea on trade value/list management (Edmund at least has news) - cross

Cooney/Cam Luke are genuine torture with their lack of knowledge - huge cross

Gabelich/Olle fine knowledgeable give actual updates - tick

Twomey/Beveridge very knowledgeable - tick

Morris/Hannebery Morris fine knows what he is talking about Hannebery Cooney level moron - cross

Barrett/Jenkins/Johnson 3 more nuffies together that have no understanding of values - Huge cross

I don't mind Kane and Edmund in the morning. I feel like they have some good discussion and you get a summary of where things are at.

The problem is after that there just isn't enough news. I don't mind all the regular AFL journalists.

Cooney is the most useless guy on any form of radio and gets a gig because he has no other job and can afford to take some casual cheap shifts on a weekday.

Hanneberry is no good. He said he is still working morning and afternoons in his regular job so I think he is just poorly researched.

Jenkins I don't mind. He does more research than Cooney.

 

[WillHayward]

Has to be one of the most boring trade periods ever and most of them are boring.

I'm amazed the radio presenters can just keep going around and around in circles on the same non stories.

Absolutely nothing has happened in a week.

They really need to reduce it. It's just a joke.

 

[tigs2010]

Has to be one of the most boring trade periods ever and most of them are boring.

I'm amazed the radio presenters can just keep going around and around in circles on the same non stories.

Absolutely nothing has happened in a week.

They really need to reduce it. It's just a joke.

Morris was saying on SEN last week that he'd spoken to clubs who knew they could do a deal and the other club would do that deal but they're just stalling to see what else they can get.

 

[WillHayward]

Morris was saying on SEN last week that he'd spoken to clubs who knew they could do a deal and the other club would do that deal but they're just stalling to see what else they can get.

It's crazy. Only winners are the radio people selling advertising for the "entertainment".

 

[TazHawk15]

I wonder what sort of person would even listen to trade radio?

Seriously if you played that shit in a prison and told prisoners they have to tell you where the body is hidden or else they have to listen to it all day, we could solve heap of murders.

 

[jackag24]

I wonder what sort of person would even listen to trade radio?

Seriously if you played that shit in a prison and told prisoners they have to tell you where the body is hidden or else they have to listen to it all day, we could solve heap of murders.

I usually listen for about 10/15 minutes once or twice a day.

Try and see if there is any actual news or updates happening, but otherwise turn off.

You can only hear about the Grimace shake so much

 

[THECHIEFTON]

I wonder what sort of person would even listen to trade radio?

Seriously if you played that shit in a prison and told prisoners they have to tell you where the body is hidden or else they have to listen to it all day, we could solve heap of murders.

I'll tune in occasionally just to see what they are dribbling on about. Then Adam Cooney or Josh Jenkins come on and I'll turn it off.

 

[thehoneysucklewhisperer]

wen Lukosius to Adelaide trade

 

[hawkmang]

Damo just said they won’t even have any trades come through until tomorrow morning.

They’re saying the quiet bit out loud now, what a stage managed shambles.

Anyway I’ll stay listening… just in case

 

[HairyO]

I wonder what sort of person would even listen to trade radio?

Seriously if you played that shit in a prison and told prisoners they have to tell you where the body is hidden or else they have to listen to it all day, we could solve heap of murders.

Theyd be getting $80 an ad. There would be no money in it.

Its AFL ego and wanting to keep AFL in the news for as long as they can post season.