Tom Phillips for pick 65

[QuietB]

Congratulations on being the new Carlton. Final resting place for average players from other teams

If Gary Rohan

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Gary Rohan

Age

33

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

was available we would have gone ...... are,.....actually, no we wouldn’t have.

 

[ChappyUK]

Blockbuster trading.

 

[TazHawk15]

Blockbuster trading.

Just like Dollhouse and Rohan.

Scott says to his recruiting team “go get me two more gun shit the bed in Finals” players.

The Handbaggers recruiting team duly deliver in spades

 

[ChappyUK]

Just like Dollhouse and Rohan.

Scott says to his recruiting team “go get me two more gun sh*t the bed in Finals” players.

The Handbaggers recruiting team duly deliver in spades ♠

Typical Hawk turning on their champs once they leave.

 

[TazHawk15]

Typical Hawk turning on their champs once they leave.

Neither DollHouse or Rohan have been Hawks.

Are you dumb?

Actually no need to answer that.

 

[ChappyUK]

Neither DollHouse or Rohan have been Hawks.

Are you dumb?

Actually no need to answer that.

Hard to keep up with your ramblings.

Who have the Hawks recruited the last two years that have been a success?

 

[STPer18]

Hard to keep up with your ramblings.

Who have the Hawks recruited the last two years that have been a success?

 

[TazHawk15]

Hard to keep up with your ramblings.

Who have the Hawks recruited the last two years that have been a success?

What have the Handbaggers got to show for their last 2 top 4 seasons?

That right “**** all”

Because you have too many “shit the bed players” and even you idiots know who they are.

You guys are heading for the cliff but unlike the Hawks who are now rebuilding, you have nothing to show for it.

Are you going to tell me you did not know that Rohan,DollHouse,DangerFlog,Hawkins, and the other usual suspects were not going to stink it up, when it counted?

Even on the Handbagger board everyone was saying they shit the bed as usual,
So what does that Hawthorn supporter who coaches you do, that’s right he forks out three 1st round draft picks on another well known “shit the bed player”

You can’t make this shit up.

Scotty is trolling you idiots about a dozen posters on the Handbagger board are onto him, but you lot in the Bay are too dumb to realise it.

 

[A Cut Above]

Blockbuster trading.

Remember when Geelong used to trade for young players with scope for future improvement & upside?

No, you probably don't.

 

[La Dispute]

No surprise to see Scully on the outside here.

 

[Instincts]

What have the Handbaggers got to show for their last 2 top 4 seasons?

That right “fu** all”

Because you have too many “sh*t the bed players” and even you idiots know who they are.

You guys are heading for the cliff but unlike the Hawks who are now rebuilding, you have nothing to show for it.

Are you going to tell me you did not know that Rohan,DollHouse,DangerFlog,Hawkins, and the other usual suspects were not going to stink it up, when it counted?

Even on the Handbagger board everyone was saying they sh*t the bed as usual,
So what does that Hawthorn supporter who coaches you do, that’s right he forks out three 1st round draft picks on another well known “sh*t the bed player”

You can’t make this sh*t up.

Scotty is trolling you idiots about a dozen posters on the Handbagger board are onto him, but you lot in the Bay are too dumb to realise it.

Wasn't this thread meant to be positive for the hawks? In defence of Geelong unlike Hawthorn, after 2016 they kept an ageing list that was still competent unlike Hawthorn who fielded on average one of the oldest teams this year in the comp and still sucked, and no, getting a key defender that is 3 years younger or a winger that is 8 years younger who can't kick isn't a rebuild.

 

[ChappyUK]

Wasn't this thread meant to be positive for the hawks? In defence of Geelong unlike Hawthorn, after 2016 they kept an ageing list that was still competent unlike Hawthorn who fielded on average one of the oldest teams this year in the comp and still sucked, and no, getting a key defender that is 3 years younger or a winger that is 8 years younger who can't kick isn't a rebuild.

Trolled by Norf. Poor Horfs.

 

[TazHawk15]

Wasn't this thread meant to be positive for the hawks? In defence of Geelong unlike Hawthorn, after 2016 they kept an ageing list that was still competent unlike Hawthorn who fielded on average one of the oldest teams this year in the comp and still sucked, and no, getting a key defender that is 3 years younger or a winger that is 8 years younger who can't kick isn't a rebuild.

In defence of the Hawks they have been in the Comp for 35 odd years less than the Handbaggers and YET have 4 more Premierships.

In defence of the Hawks since you have been alive the Handbaggers have NEVER beaten the Hawks in a GF.

In defence of the Hawks they systematically destroyed the greatest Handbagger team in their history in 2008.

In defence of the Handbaggers they have indeed stayed in contention no doubt but they have won “**** all”

The Hawks are just setting out on their rebuild and will be back winning Premierships at the same astonishing rate that they have been doing for over half a century well before the Handbaggers win anything.

Trust me when I tell you this, the Hawks are closer to their next Flag than the Handbaggers are to theirs (due to the 8 or so shit the bed players when it matters) they have.

That’s the entire point about the Handbaggers, they have been in contention to win about 5 of the last 9 Flags, but they have shit themselves.

Speaking of defence let’s hear you defend the rabble that you support that bleed my powerful and rich club dry along with Collingwood and the WCE, that fund your sorry arses.

 

[ChappyUK]

In defence of the Hawks they have been in the Comp for 35 odd years less than the Handbaggers and YET have 4 more Premierships.

In defence of the Hawks since you have been alive the Handbaggers have NEVER beaten the Hawks in a GF.

In defence of the Hawks they systematically destroyed the greatest Handbagger team in their history in 2008.

In defence of the Handbaggers they have indeed stayed in contention no doubt but they have won “fu** all”

The Hawks are just setting out on their rebuild and will be back winning Premierships at the same astonishing rate that they have been doing for over half a century well before the Handbaggers win anything.

Trust me when I tell you this, the Hawks are closer to their next Flag than the Handbaggers are to theirs (due to the 8 or so sh*t the bed players when it matters) they have.

That’s the entire point about the Handbaggers, they have been in contention to win about 5 of the last 9 Flags, but they have sh*t themselves.

Speaking of defence let’s hear you defend the rabble that you support that bleed my powerful and rich club dry along with Collingwood and the WCE, that fund your sorry arses.

Nice melt.

 

[TazHawk15]

Nice melt.

Rent free.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

In defence of the Hawks they have been in the Comp for 35 odd years less than the Handbaggers and YET have 4 more Premierships.

In defence of the Hawks since you have been alive the Handbaggers have NEVER beaten the Hawks in a GF.

In defence of the Hawks they systematically destroyed the greatest Handbagger team in their history in 2008.

In defence of the Handbaggers they have indeed stayed in contention no doubt but they have won “fu** all”

The Hawks are just setting out on their rebuild and will be back winning Premierships at the same astonishing rate that they have been doing for over half a century well before the Handbaggers win anything.

Trust me when I tell you this, the Hawks are closer to their next Flag than the Handbaggers are to theirs (due to the 8 or so sh*t the bed players when it matters) they have.

That’s the entire point about the Handbaggers, they have been in contention to win about 5 of the last 9 Flags, but they have sh*t themselves.

Speaking of defence let’s hear you defend the rabble that you support that bleed my powerful and rich club dry along with Collingwood and the WCE, that fund your sorry arses.

 

[STPer18]

In defence of the Hawks they have been in the Comp for 35 odd years less than the Handbaggers and YET have 4 more Premierships.

In defence of the Hawks since you have been alive the Handbaggers have NEVER beaten the Hawks in a GF.

In defence of the Hawks they systematically destroyed the greatest Handbagger team in their history in 2008.

In defence of the Handbaggers they have indeed stayed in contention no doubt but they have won “fu** all”

The Hawks are just setting out on their rebuild and will be back winning Premierships at the same astonishing rate that they have been doing for over half a century well before the Handbaggers win anything.

Trust me when I tell you this, the Hawks are closer to their next Flag than the Handbaggers are to theirs (due to the 8 or so sh*t the bed players when it matters) they have.

That’s the entire point about the Handbaggers, they have been in contention to win about 5 of the last 9 Flags, but they have sh*t themselves.

Speaking of defence let’s hear you defend the rabble that you support that bleed my powerful and rich club dry along with Collingwood and the WCE, that fund your sorry arses.

Too long, not reading all that. A+ for effort though.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

In defence of the Hawks they have been in the Comp for 35 odd years less than the Handbaggers and YET have 4 more Premierships.

In defence of the Hawks since you have been alive the Handbaggers have NEVER beaten the Hawks in a GF.

In defence of the Hawks they systematically destroyed the greatest Handbagger team in their history in 2008.

In defence of the Handbaggers they have indeed stayed in contention no doubt but they have won “fu** all”

The Hawks are just setting out on their rebuild and will be back winning Premierships at the same astonishing rate that they have been doing for over half a century well before the Handbaggers win anything.

Trust me when I tell you this, the Hawks are closer to their next Flag than the Handbaggers are to theirs (due to the 8 or so sh*t the bed players when it matters) they have.

That’s the entire point about the Handbaggers, they have been in contention to win about 5 of the last 9 Flags, but they have sh*t themselves.

Speaking of defence let’s hear you defend the rabble that you support that bleed my powerful and rich club dry along with Collingwood and the WCE, that fund your sorry arses.

Hawks time is finished for a long time dude. Your president HATES your coach and you have **** all future because of JOM. You do not even have a home.

 

[STPer18]

Hawks time is finished for a long time dude. Your president HATES your coach and you have fu** all future because of JOM. You do not even have a home.

They've got Dingley tip. Almost ready I'm hearing.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

They've got Dingley tip. Almost ready I'm hearing.

Never been there but apparently it has an MCG dimensioned training ground. Wowee.

 

[STPer18]

Never been there but apparently it has an MCG dimensioned training ground. Wowee.

Look past the used syringes and trash and it's got everything you could ask for.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Speaking of defence let’s hear you defend the rabble that you support that bleed my powerful and rich club dry along with Collingwood and the WCE, that fund your sorry arses.

Some of this is true, yes we continually act as the Samaritans of the league to prop up shitty Vic clubs who cannot tell a dollar from a dime or how to spend it.

The fairytale bit about Hawthorn being rich & powerful is such a short fantasy that even Peter Jackson would struggle to stretch it to a 30 second Tik Tok vid.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Look past the used syringes and trash and it's got everything you could ask for.

Haha subtle but we prefer to snort over here.

 

[TazHawk15]

Too long, not reading all that. A+ for effort though.

Happy with that.

I suppose you are happy with Rohan,DollHouse,DangerFlog,Hawkins D - Effort when it mattered?

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Happy with that.

I suppose you are happy with Rohan,DollHouse,DangerFlog,Hawkins D - Effort when it mattered?

Solid comeback.