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[tazaa]

Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, could you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: (sighs) Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat products…
Bart: You dunking your sausages in that syrup, Homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning…
Marge: Tell him yourself; you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me; and secondly, I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
Bart: Uh, Dad? Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room!
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from YOU, you barbecue-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: THAT'S IT!!! (points to Homer) I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore! I AM OUT OF HERE!!!
(Lisa leaves the room and slams the front door.)
Homer: (to Lisa, even though she left) That's it! Go to your room!

 

[krisholio14]

Great episode that isn't as famous as others.

Marge, I'd like to be left alone with the sandwich for a moment.....

 

[Burzum]

Homer: Hmm… we didn't have a message when we left. How very odd.
Machine (singing): Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada.
Homer: Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?

 

[Echo Bravo]

Shoplifting began here in ancient Phoenicia. Thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within. Oh, Sheheqazaramesh, will you ever learn?
Flash forward to ancient Babylonia...

 

[Burzum]

Don Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but... well, try and have a merry Christmas.
[hangs up]
Don Brodka: They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

[kwame]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

top episode!!!!

 

[kwame]

[YOUTUBE]1d4eLzUD-0I[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Burzum]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

It's Bart's moon party from outer space, with R2-D2 playing the bass

 

[obscura]

my god that is gold

 

[Bennett.]

 

[Bennett.]

 

[Bomber Bears]

i love this thread

 

[coldpieswarmbeer]

Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, could you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: (sighs) Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat products…
Bart: You dunking your sausages in that syrup, Homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning…
Marge: Tell him yourself; you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me; and secondly, I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
Bart: Uh, Dad? Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room!
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from YOU, you barbecue-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: THAT'S IT!!! (points to Homer) I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore! I AM OUT OF HERE!!!
(Lisa leaves the room and slams the front door.)
Homer: (to Lisa, even though she left) That's it! Go to your room!

possibly my favourite scene of all time.

 

[coldpieswarmbeer]

Homer: Hmm… we didn't have a message when we left. How very odd.
Machine (singing): Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada.
Homer: Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?

possibly my favourite scene of all time



(agh! its impossible to choose one. so many great jokes!)

 

[blues4flag]

possibly my favourite scene of all time



(agh! its impossible to choose one. so many great jokes!)

Absolute classic scene, that. Definitely one of my favourites.

 

[coldpieswarmbeer]

Man, that is flagrant false advertising!

 

[coldpieswarmbeer]

This is arnie pie with arnie in the sky

 

[coldpieswarmbeer]

Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[crazyman27]

Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night.
Wiggum: The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, the McDonald's restaurant. I've never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know, the funniest thing though, it's the little differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes."
Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don't know what you're gettin'

 

[aaronm46]

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