Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[moistie]

 

[Demonalke]

Come gather 'round children,
It's high time ye learned,
'Bout a hero named Homer
And a devil named Burns.

We'll march till we drop,
The girls and the fellas,
We'll fight till the death
Or else fold like umbrellas.

So we'll march day and night,
By the big cooling tower,
They have the plant,
But we have the power.





Now do classical gas.

 

[Super Hans]

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!

I was more animal than man!

 

[Super Hans]

The old union pacific doesn't come by here much anymore...

 

[Super Hans]

You, Smithers? Oh no, my dear friend, I've planned a far greater reward for you!

 

[brahj]

 

[GOAUS!]

 

[Marlowe]

"Yes, I do. I believe that famous people have a debt to everyone. If celebrities didn't want people pawing through their garbage and saying they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.

In closing, you people must realize that the public owns you for life! And when you're dead, you'll all be in commercials, dancing with vacuum cleaners. Thank you, your honor."

 

[Super Hans]

Oh, jeez. This looks bad... better turn on the old Wiggum charm!

 

[Cleavy]

Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel! And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!
Wiggum: Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean, uh, Simpson. So, I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.

 

[deedog2]

Otto: I got held up in the fourth grade myself... Twice! And look at me man... NOW I DRIVE THE SCHOOL BUS!!!

 

[GOAUS!]

Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean we can't be policing the entire city.

 

[Captain Awkward]

Bronchial tubes clearing...asthma disappearing! Acne remains, but...asthma disappearing.

My asthma's gone! Listen to me breathe!

 

[Marlowe]

Chief Wiggum: [watching the Monorail] It's making me dizzy. I'm gonna take a nap.
Mayor Quimby: All right, I'm in charge here.
Chief Wiggum: Oh, run along, Quimby. I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere.
Mayor Quimby: Watch it, you talking tub of donut batter.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby.
Mayor Quimby: You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass. Now beat it! I'm calling the shots.
Chief Wiggum: I think that sash is cutting off the air to your brain. The town charter says that in an emergency, I run the show.
Mayor Quimby: Well, we'll just see about that. Let's go to town hall.
Chief Wiggum: Fine! Should we take one car, or should I follow you? - [Later at Town Hall] - Hey, according to the charter as chief constable I'm supposed to get a pig every month, "and two comely lasses of virtue true..."
Mayor Quimby: Keep the pig. How many broads do I get?
Chief Wiggum: Hey, let go, you're ripping it!

 

[GOAUS!]

Marge: (talking to homer on the phone) I've got a man on the phone for you Homer
Homer: Is it batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: IT'S NOT BATMAN.

 

[deedog2]

Homer: What?

 

[Kram]

“You’ve been eating that thing for a week. I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn.”
“Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!”

 

[Cleavy]

"To enter, send me your parents' brains. Or write "Parents' brains" on a three by five card..."

 

[JHF1870]

 

[JHF1870]

 

[Demonalke]

Clinton Aide: Ah, Mr. President sir, people are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are… well… constantly holding hands.
Kang/Dole: We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

 

[Cleavy]

 

[JHF1870]

I think Flanders has it

 

[Kram]

“Bart! Are those liquor bottles?”
“I brought enough for everybody.”
“Take those to the teacher’s lounge; you can have what’s left at the end of the day.”

 

[Super Hans]

Ow! My boating arm!