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Yep, more history in the making and another one for the embarassment cabinet - The first B&F to lead votes and clanger kicks
Almost as funny as Sheedy and Williams beating Primus...and then laughing about it.
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Yep, more history in the making and another one for the embarassment cabinet - The first B&F to lead votes and clanger kicks
Almost as funny as Sheedy and Williams beating Primus...and then laughing about it.
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Bigfooty Jedi
Tippett was what ........... 14th in your B&F.
Why was he being offer a big pay rise this year to stay the highest paid (by a long way) crowbot?
Why was he being offer a big pay rise this year to stay the highest paid (by a long way) crowbot?
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TheBrownDog
Crow's Tippett scandal is just about over & done with just a couple of minor alterations for us to make.
Now this place can resume normal channels of hanging shite on the Port Power, $4 million plus loss this year just how low can this failed corporation go?
Now this place can resume normal channels of hanging shite on the Port Power, $4 million plus loss this year just how low can this failed corporation go?
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Why don't crowies call it the trigg scandal?
I don't reckon it's just about over, the brand is now tarnished and timely reminders may be put forward
Why don't crowies call it the trigg scandal?
I don't reckon it's just about over, the brand is now tarnished and timely reminders may be put forward
Tippett is no longer a part of our club & i doubt very much if Trigg shall be also in an administrative role before too long, our brand shall recover in time which is something we will have plenty of, can you say the same for your club after the doubt put on it by Mr Thomas the other day?
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I look at your list ...I look at your 'Search For A Coach" I look at your $4 million dollar loss...I look at you having Jurrah at training ...I look at your annual 'quest for a Sponsor" .......I look at your ONECLUBSALARYCAPCHEATS1870EXISTINGTOWHATEVER .....and I lol! And that's all since September.
The ammo Oneclub provides is amazing.
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Why don't crowies call it the trigg scandal?
I don't reckon it's just about over, the brand is now tarnished and timely reminders may be put forward
Im with you Jumbo,
It should be called the Dopey Twiggy Scandal
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And yet somehow a $300,000 fine will send us over the edge....
Long story short ...they can't. Rumblings are out already that Adelaide's Oval will be undersubscribed....and that my dear Nodmeister will be their Death Knell.
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There's more lolz...right thereAnother good question from the wise old man of the docks.
Well it depends on what sort of "docks" you read into it i guess.
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Triggy, the crowies and kurt pleaded guilty in the docks yesterday!
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TheBrownDog
A few softcocks sent packing, plenty of young talent brought in, future is looking brighter at Port. Unlike a certain other list which lost a forward/ruck who's apparently worth $3.5 million over 4 years and replaced him with Angus Graham
subaru said:
Hinkley has been nothing but positive since joining the club. Let's not forget how hard you guys were fapping over Sando's 100% off-season record, well so far Hinkley has the same.
subaru said:
2 million net loss, actually, but of course the Advertiser published the figure that didn't include our grants. Don't worry, when they publish the Crows' annual figures I'm sure they'll remember to include any grants. It's what they did last year.
subaru said:
81 goals in 36 games? I'm surprised you guys haven't offered him a $1.8 million dollar contract with an extra $280,000 in under the table payments yet. He's a better player than the last guy you offered that to.
subaru said:
We already have plenty of sponsors, but a couple more couldn't hurt. Sponsors come and go, but the embarrassment of having included 'here we go, here we go, Camry Crows' will last forever.
subaru said:
You know what the funny thing about that is? An SANFL team that is linked to the team I support goes $5,000 over the cap due to clerical errors, and it disappoints me. The AFL team that you actually support makes $280,000 in undisclosed payments due to deliberate, systematic lying and cheating, and you celebrate it. Guess that shows the difference in morality between the PAFC and the proven cheats.
subaru said:
So do I, subi. So do I. I laugh even harder at your desperate deflections and your desperation at acting like your club gaining a national reputation as cheaters and screwing themselves out of 3 years worth of draft picks due to their cheating and their mismanagement doesn't bother you. But this probably isn't a healthy way of dealing with what's going on in your head right now. There's plenty of helplines you can call if you need help.
Now what scenario would you prefer. A minor scandal which will blow over as quickly as it erupted or an ongoing status as the laughing stock of the competition. We have the former, you are guaranteed the latter. On field, off field, in the media and across the country, PAFC One Club is an irrelevant minnow, whose only purpose is to provide new lows and laughs.
Ah, the bay is now back to normal & i can sit my arse down beside the barby with a fresh crown larger to down with a contented smile on my dial.
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I like Port!
Their off-season is going super so far and I can't wait until next season.
Their off-season is going super so far and I can't wait until next season.
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TheBrownDog
You've got this ass-backwards. This is a cyclical competition, on-field success comes and goes. Being branded as proven cheats, on the other hand, lasts forever.
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Dont remember any fapping
that only happened at the end of last season.Default Hinkley has been positive; but its easy when you are not playing and losing games.
Why was it though, that your club fapped over about 8 prospective coaches who all got out ten-foot poles to deflect any propositions
...I dont expect any of you mugs to answer that.
Now that Tippett/Triggate is over lets see how our club rebounds.
I doubt we will be in the Abyss 119 has left Port.
You know you have hit rock bottom when Angus Monfries is considered a gun recruit and made a "face" of the club.
I doubt we will be in the Abyss 119 has left Port.
You know you have hit rock bottom when Angus Monfries is considered a gun recruit and made a "face" of the club.
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Bigfooty Jedi
Another good question from the wise old man of the docks.
Is there an answer?
Yes he is, still on your list of senior players ...
Check out your site.
You disagree with kaltmeibel
BTW,
What is the answer?
Still in his rightfull positionIs there an answer?
Yes he is, still on your list of senior players ...
Check out your site.
You disagree with kaltmeibel
BTW,
What is the answer?
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Bigfooty Jedi
Yep, ****ed & banned, that sure as hell is his rightful position.
Glad we agree.
Do you know the answer?
Tell us how Keith Thomas and nearly your entire board has been appointed recently.
We aint the only club that is part of the old boys club, difference is you guys let it slip into their hands.
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