The Official NBA Week 5 Thread

[peternorth]

how did washington escape BFs lulz?

Lolington

 

[peternorth]

gasol should have his way with the lolen state loliers today. no one on that team can guard him. no one.

 

[SaintsPremiers08]

Need Orlando by 7 or more...PLEASE

edit: D.Howard learn to shoot FT's you F***

 

[Biggie]

gasol should have his way with the lolen state loliers today. no one on that team can guard him. no one.

And he is thus far

 

[SaintsPremiers08]

Why did Milwakuee not foul in the last 30 seconds?

 

[WALL-e]

I was wondering the same thing.

Howard boards it with 25 left.

YOU FOUL THAT SHIT

 

[PHX]

Lol, it's ridiculous how little good ball we are playing and yet still winning.

Bass was a major catalyst for the change of agressiveness even if the boxscore doesn't reflect it.

 

[peternorth]

solid game from the lakers. everyone contributing. very content

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Hey guys, i was playing a game of 5 on 5 today

So, I was playing in a gym class game today (regulation game of 35 minutes after everyone changes).

I saw this girl that was really hot and obviously i wanted to impress her, so I got my baller on. Right from the tip I imposed myself on the other team. Our team got the ball first and I started running the Mr. Potato-Head offense. I stood at the top of the key for 1 minute and waved my hands and jab stepped. Then I drove and dished to my 7'0 teammate for an easy score and did the birdman symbol.

Next play, I swiped at the ball, got all arm, and ran downcourt for an easy two. >_>

After that I guarded a 5'0 point guard, even though I'm 6'8 and he was not able to score on me.

Then, I passed the ball into the post, got it back, passed it back into the post, and then made my teammate shoot a three.

We ran that play 9 more times and I got 3 assists : )

Then it was halftime. (standard 3 minutes to water-fountain and back break)

Second half, I was even more on fire. This time I dribbled into the paint, and threw it out to my teammates for 26 foot jumpers. (I tell them to shoot so i get assists)

Next time down the floor, the other team shoots a three and i push my center in the back and grab the rebound.

Finally, with the game on the line, I keep driving and laying it in over the other teams 5'0 point guard who never tries to make me take a jumper XD.

I finish the game with this statline and do the hot girl in the lockerroom

32 points (14 of 7 shooting), 12 rebounds, and 14 assists

 

[Spriteftw3]

Hey guys, i was playing a game of 5 on 5 today

So, I was playing in a gym class game today (regulation game of 35 minutes after everyone changes).

I saw this girl that was really hot and obviously i wanted to impress her, so I got my baller on. Right from the tip I imposed myself on the other team. Our team got the ball first and I started running the Mr. Potato-Head offense. I stood at the top of the key for 1 minute and waved my hands and jab stepped. Then I drove and dished to my 7'0 teammate for an easy score and did the birdman symbol.

Next play, I swiped at the ball, got all arm, and ran downcourt for an easy two. >_>

After that I guarded a 5'0 point guard, even though I'm 6'8 and he was not able to score on me.

Then, I passed the ball into the post, got it back, passed it back into the post, and then made my teammate shoot a three.

We ran that play 9 more times and I got 3 assists : )

Then it was halftime. (standard 3 minutes to water-fountain and back break)

Second half, I was even more on fire. This time I dribbled into the paint, and threw it out to my teammates for 26 foot jumpers. (I tell them to shoot so i get assists)

Next time down the floor, the other team shoots a three and i push my center in the back and grab the rebound.

Finally, with the game on the line, I keep driving and laying it in over the other teams 5'0 point guard who never tries to make me take a jumper XD.

I finish the game with this statline and do the hot girl in the lockerroom

32 points (14 of 7 shooting), 12 rebounds, and 14 assists

Cool story bro.

 

[Vegas.]

32 points (14 of 7 shooting), 12 rebounds, and 14 assists

I lol'd.

 

[WALL-e]

What did you shoot in the locker room?

 

[Blue Panda]

Hey guys, i was playing a game of 5 on 5 today

So, I was playing in a gym class game today (regulation game of 35 minutes after everyone changes).

I saw this girl that was really hot and obviously i wanted to impress her, so I got my baller on. Right from the tip I imposed myself on the other team. Our team got the ball first and I started running the Mr. Potato-Head offense. I stood at the top of the key for 1 minute and waved my hands and jab stepped. Then I drove and dished to my 7'0 teammate for an easy score and did the birdman symbol.

Next play, I swiped at the ball, got all arm, and ran downcourt for an easy two. >_>

After that I guarded a 5'0 point guard, even though I'm 6'8 and he was not able to score on me.

Then, I passed the ball into the post, got it back, passed it back into the post, and then made my teammate shoot a three.

We ran that play 9 more times and I got 3 assists : )

Then it was halftime. (standard 3 minutes to water-fountain and back break)

Second half, I was even more on fire. This time I dribbled into the paint, and threw it out to my teammates for 26 foot jumpers. (I tell them to shoot so i get assists)

Next time down the floor, the other team shoots a three and i push my center in the back and grab the rebound.

Finally, with the game on the line, I keep driving and laying it in over the other teams 5'0 point guard who never tries to make me take a jumper XD.

I finish the game with this statline and do the hot girl in the lockerroom

32 points (14 of 7 shooting), 12 rebounds, and 14 assists

 

[sheller891]

i laughed out loud

clearly taking the piss. enough cool story bro's

re read it...its quality work

 

[Vegas.]

Second half, I was even more on fire. This time I dribbled into the paint, and threw it out to my teammates for 26 foot jumpers. (I tell them to shoot so i get assists)

Actually this bit was the funniest - reminds me of the Chappelle skit with Prince and he just balls all over Charlie Murphy. 'Shoot the J... SHOOT IT!'

 

[peternorth]

Shaucob_Burjan is lebron???

 

[Badga]

Actually this bit was the funniest - reminds me of the Chappelle skit with Prince and he just balls all over Charlie Murphy. 'Shoot the J... SHOOT IT!'

Haha classic.. Do you think Shacob was yelling out GOOD every time he took a shot?

 

[HSSB]

Can't believe Orlando is doing so well, were not playing good ball at all

 

[sheller891]

Hey guys, i was playing a game of 5 on 5 today


Then, I passed the ball into the post, got it back, passed it back into the post, and then made my teammate shoot a three.

We ran that play 9 more times and I got 3 assists : )

hahaha. so the post player had to of dribbled out 9 times from the post to 3 point line and this play only worked 3 times out of 9

do you reckon the chick banged him based on his triple double, because usually the ladies just understand the scoring

 

[Vegas.]

Haha classic.. Do you think Shacob was yelling out GOOD every time he took a shot?

Sounds like the hot bird was doing that for him.

Game, blouses.

 

[Badga]

Oh and I tried this tonight in the first week of our finals

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz_XbkCbWb4[/YOUTUBE]

I got the pass right then got blocked by their C

At least we got the W in OT

 

[celtic_pride]

ROFL @ Whorlando fans, a 2 point win over the Bucks is hardly cause for celebration in my book.

 

[X_box_X]

A Woles/Nuggets multi tomorrow is paying around $225. Not saying they'll win, but if you put a dollar on it you won't notice it gone, but if you collect $225 it comes in handy before Christmas.

 

[peternorth]

so tomorrow we see the lol jersey lols take on the lakers. 0-16 could become 0-17.

sources tell me that coach franky will get the arse after tomorrows game

more to come tomorrow morning!

 

[PHX]

ROFL @ Whorlando fans, a 2 point win over the Bucks is hardly cause for celebration in my book.

Who's celebrating?