Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread

[FKASC]

ensure all of our internationals can play the whole tournament.

Will never happen when we’re competing with the SA IPL. I mean it could happen provided the internationals continue to be a bunch of C graders that get outperformed by local amateurs

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Scorchers should throw a big contract at this Stow kid from Renegades. Very impressive spinner and an excellent early record.

 

[Ochre]

Will never happen when we’re competing with the SA IPL. I mean it could happen provided the internationals continue to be a bunch of C graders that get outperformed by local amateurs

SA20 still is brand new, BBL got good internationals early too, will be interesting to see if it has staying power. IPL link is huge for them though.

 

[DanWCE]

We still alive in the finals hunt this arvo?

 

[Ochre]

We still alive in the finals hunt this arvo?

Only if Renegades win this.

 

[amazingjoshy]

Gades going to run out of bowlers

 

[Ochre]

It's a T20, they're batting last. What are we doing here?

 

[happy_eagle]

Only if Renegades win this.

Oh well

 

[ep2018]

Renegades will have to chase this with a few overs to spare to realistically finish 4th, they will likely fall in a heap trying.

Tonight will be a dead rubber unfortunately.

 

[Ochre]

Oh well

Just need Neser, Johnson, Bartlett and Swepson to all get banned for running on the pitch and we're on

 

[SloppyJoe]

Renegades will have to chase this with a few overs to spare to realistically finish 4th, they will likely fall in a heap trying.

Tonight will be a dead rubber unfortunately.

This is a decent take. Shouldn't be like this though of not for the goddamn gades.

****ing Josh Brown goes for 21 off his first over bowling (generously described) medium pace. Would have been shelved for the match but they then lose a bowler for lack of discipline, so Brown is brought back on for one ball. He bowls spin this time for 2 runs.

Same thing happens with another bowler and he has to finish their over too. This time he goes back to his trusty pace for 3 balls and goes for 8

Get to the last over and lo and behold the only bowler with any overs left who hasn't been ejected is Josh bloody Brown. He ****ing changes it up again and spins his way to giving up 17 in the last to finish at 0/48 off 2.4 overs.

**** me

 

[amazingjoshy]

Alsop is the worst keeper (at this level)
I've ever seen

And yes that includes Hurst

 

[FKASC]

Munono

 

[FKASC]

Joshy!

Edit - **** me

 

[FKASC]

Jakey!

 

[amazingjoshy]

JFM playing an innings here after doing nothing all season would be glorious

 

[ep2018]

Okay Renegades you can slow down now......

 

[Matele]

Only if Renegades win this.

If they squeak by from here we need to demolish the Strikers for a better NRR to be in, right?

 

[FKASC]

Jakey!

Few batters who can learn about not trying to go bezerk from ball 1 on Australian wickets

 

[amazingjoshy]

Okay Renegades you can slow down now......

That should be enough...

 

[eaglevision]

If they squeak by from here we need to demolish the Strikers for a better NRR to be in, right?

If they squeak in we basically just need to win and then the Canes to beat the stars

 

[Matele]

Alright that was funny but you still need to win this gades.

 

[Ochre]

If they squeak by from here we need to demolish the Strikers for a better NRR to be in, right?

Nah, our NRR is better than the Renegades currently so we basically just need to win by whatever they win by and we're fine.

 

[amazingjoshy]

Johnson is so good

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Surprised Tye isn't getting a farewell game.

I know we're technically alive but we're not winning anything this season.