Game Day The Bloser Loser Owens VS Western Welfare Shit Tatts in the Simon Minton-Connell Cup @Dicklands

[the avoca drover]

The shitter Carlton gets, the more teams in obscure sports leagues Elmer claims to support.

By the final siren next week he'll declare his undying love for Traktor Chelyabinsk in the Russian ice hockey second division eastern conference

I heard he’s right into Curling now.

 

[frggr]

I heard he’s right into Curling now.
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Curling into the foetal position

 

[the avoca drover]

Whilst we are talking about charity, maybe the supporters of the other 17 clubs on Big Footy can donate you some brain cells, cause quite frankly, you sound like one of those crackpot unhinged FB conspiracy flogs

Melt incoming.

 

[FootySpectre]

We will beat the family rooting inbreds, you can lock it in 100 %

But as I say, NBA playoffs is only a couple of weeks ago and the English Championship is going down the wire.

That's all that matters to me sporting wise (apart from the Red Sox too)

It's going to be a long hard year for Carlton fans, i know that, I refuse to give the rest of you campaigners the satisfaction of melting.

Unfortunately, this is still a melt—just a lukewarm one instead of your usual full-blown tantrum. Chin up, mate! There's always next year to dust off the VHS and relive '95 for the thousandth time.

 

[Geoff]

Carlton - Patrick Cripps - 3 Votes

 

[frggr]

Whilst we are talking about charity, maybe the supporters of the other 17 clubs on Big Footy can donate you some brain cells, cause quite frankly, you sound like one of those crackpot unhinged FB conspiracy flogs

I know you're upset right now, but remember, the underwater basket weaving season is about to start and your mob are primed for a good run.


But..... full credit for turning up

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The shitter Carlton gets, the more teams in obscure sports leagues Elmer claims to support.

By the final siren next week he'll declare his undying love for Traktor Chelyabinsk in the Russian ice hockey second division eastern conference

Australia's greatest tennis player since Rod Laver is a die hard Celtic.

Also nice melt

 

[zackah]

Vossy: "Right now our best has been pretty good"

 

[zackah]

Australia's greatest tennis player since Rod Laver is a die hard Celtic.

lol wut?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I really don't want to lose Matt Kennedy

He is an anti vaxx pro bible thumping Homophobic * wit

We don't need those bigots at Carlton. We are a progressive 21st Century club that believes in science and acceptance for all !

 

[the avoca drover]

To the Carlolton board.

 

[frggr]

"Sorry mate, only.suporters of teams with a win are allowed in".

 

[Cyclops]

Invest in spray cans and road cleaning services around Lggon St, growth area.

 

[frggr]

The lack of BigFooty crashing means either Carlton fans have matured emotionally or have abandoned the season already

 

[Cyclops]

Richo stealing article ideas from main board threads.

Potential to bury some land mines.

 

[paullions]

Maybe the 17 other teams can donate a player each so Carlton have a good team?

We'll give Fevola back.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

If I truly melted (like i did in years past) I wouldn't be able to post here right now and facing a sabbatical again.

Not going to lie, I am a bit annoyed/pissed but I am now #eco enough to dilute my rage and salty bitterness lol

 

[the avoca drover]

That beating by Richmond in round 1 has really derailed Carlolton’s season.

 

[Raveneyes]

SEN talkback vs Vossy's excuses presser

Poor scheduling!!!

 

[jannissary]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Carlton - Patrick Cripps - 3 Votes

Chris Judd winning a Brownlow at Carlton despute getting away with busting Matt Pavlich's Nose is something that still makes me happy all theze years later

 

[zackah]

If I truly melted (like i did in years past) I wouldn't be able to post here right now and facing a sabbatical again.

Not going to lie, I am a bit annoyed/pissed but I am now #eco enough to dilute my rage and salty bitterness lol

At least you showed up after the siren Elmer. Can't say the same for most any of your other brethren

 

[frggr]

Someone needs to sell Carlton supporters the sort of TVs I imagine they have in jails

 

[paullions]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I never realized how much of a gem this gent was until tonight

And he would have gotten away with killing off Footscray too if it wasn't for Peter Gordon and those meddling Dogs fans !