Beauty & Style The beard and moustache appreciation thread

[CakeEater]

Finally I can post in this thread.

The only problem is that the only beard I can grow is the Jewish beard.

Made me look like a quasi Joe Gutnick.

 

[wce4premiership]

I agree, some women love the masculinity of it, mine wasn't bushy as such, much more like Josh Kennedy length beard but I had a lot of people wanting to rub it, great conversation starter.

Girls like the look I think but it probably annoys them when they're wanting to make out with you.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

Sporting the bald and beard combo, like it. You should put on some long white robes and go to a hardware shop and ask about how much fertiliser you can legally buy.

Haha. Actually going for the outlaw jihadi biker look. Did shave prior to going to the USA earlier this year for fear of a trip to Gitmo

 

[Smiling Buddha]

People are actually getting facial hair transplants now.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...the-hipster-look/story-fni0cx4q-1226895824065

How long until we hit peak beard?

 

[brahj]

Proud Beard Owner since 2005.

It's probably the best thing I've ever done.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

People are actually getting facial hair transplants now.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...the-hipster-look/story-fni0cx4q-1226895824065

How long until we hit peak beard?

Hope the twat drowns in his own irony

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Mo's are never sexy, ever. Only good for lulz or if you're into looking like a perverted washed-up 70's pr0n star. The beard without the mo however is equally unattractive so it has to be the full beard and mo combo but not the Ned Kelly, just keep it trimmed and looking sharp. The truth is, very few men actually look good with facial hair (aside from the 3 day growth), a lot of guys like wearing it but it does them no favours at all IMO.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

Mo's are never sexy, ever. Only good for lulz or if you're into looking like a perverted washed-up 70's pr0n star. The beard without the mo however is equally unattractive so it has to be the full beard and mo combo but not the Ned Kelly, just keep it trimmed and looking sharp. The truth is, very few men actually look good with facial hair (aside from the 3 day growth), a lot of guys like wearing it but it does them no favours at all IMO.

That's what I'ma rockin' ATM (thopugh I'm lookin' more Ron Jeremy than John Holmes)

 

[Silent Alarm]

And people call me a hipster.

Unless you can grow a genuinely cool Ned Kelly one then you probably look like a teenager. Or are one. And if you can grow a proper beard as a teenager and are not on an AFL list then you're doomed.

 

[Silent Alarm]

That's what I'ma rockin' ATM (thopugh I'm lookin' more Ron Jeremy than John Holmes)

If you say things like "I'ma rockin'" I can guarantee you are not, ahem, "rocking" anything.

 

[Plugger35]

Mo's are never sexy, ever. Only good for lulz or if you're into looking like a perverted washed-up 70's pr0n star. The beard without the mo however is equally unattractive so it has to be the full beard and mo combo but not the Ned Kelly, just keep it trimmed and looking sharp. The truth is, very few men actually look good with facial hair (aside from the 3 day growth), a lot of guys like wearing it but it does them no favours at all IMO.

Beard without a mo is the worst look ever, makes guys look like garden gnomes or Amish or Amish garden gnomes.

A 3 day growth is about the only facial hair I sport, prefer it to being clean shaven but can't go any more than about a week without shaving.

 

[Gough]

Beard without a mo is the worst look ever, makes guys look like garden gnomes or Amish or an Amish garden gnomes.

Moss Cass, ALP Member for Maribyrnong 1969-1983.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

If you say things like "I'ma rockin'" I can guarantee you are not, ahem, "rocking" anything.

Oh yes I am , li'l boy

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Zac Efron, beautiful looking guy (total nimrod though) but the facial hair is pathetic.

 

[Zach Package]

Zac Efron, beautiful looking guy (total nimrod though) but the facial hair is pathetic.

that look shall be forever known as 'the nimrod' to me from now on.

I can't help shake this feeling that my beard is too wispy, very tempted to go clean shaven for 2-3 weeks just to start over and hopefully get some better growth

 

[BALKAN]

I wish I could grow a full beard. I mean, I probably could if I didn't shave for about 6-8 months. But the period between clean shaven and full beard would be disgusting.

 

[AtomicBlonde]

that look shall be forever known as 'the nimrod' to me from now on.

I can't help shake this feeling that my beard is too wispy, very tempted to go clean shaven for 2-3 weeks just to start over and hopefully get some better growth

*much better without the facial hair...and the shirt!

 

[BALKAN]

Blokes with strong jaw lines like Efron look much better clean shaven/with stubble.

 

[ioppolo]

Wasn't expecting a shirtless fat guy and shirtless Zac Efron when I opened this thread.

 

[brahj]

 

[HBF]

Beard without a mo is the worst look ever, makes guys look like garden gnomes or Amish or Amish garden gnomes.

A 3 day growth is about the only facial hair I sport, prefer it to being clean shaven but can't go any more than about a week without shaving.

This.
Reckon i'll grow a mo for Movember later in the year though.
Been going to do it for a few years now.

 

[minoxidilbeard]

For all beard growers would highly suggest minoxidil for beard growth.

 

[radiojake]

i'll just grow my own normally, thanks

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

For all beard growers would highly suggest minoxidil for beard growth.

Pass.

I have to shave more than Richard Nixon (when I'm not sporting luxuriant facial fungus)