The Bay 13 understatement thread

[jannissary]

it mightn't be the smartest decision to scoff some nearly expired smoke salmon for dinner

 

[jannissary]

it mightn't be the smartest decision to scoff some nearly expired smoke salmon for dinner

i threw it up like 20 minutes after this post.

still tasted great though, love some smoked salmon

 

[Pistol Night]

i threw it up like 20 minutes after this post.

still tasted great though, love some smoked salmon

Would have been safer to snort it rather than smoke it? Or shelve it?

 

[James Colorado]

Smoked salmon tends to taste better on the way down than the way back up.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

A lot of young College Students in Houston are probably going to get laid tonight cause of the Cougars

 

[frggr]

i threw it up like 20 minutes after this post.

still tasted great though, love some smoked salmon

Better on the way in or the way out?

Maybe the salmon was swimming upstream to spawn?

 

[frggr]

A lot of young College Students in Houston are probably going to get laid tonight cause of the Cougars

This is true for Sqotty from office works too

 

[jannissary]

Better on the way in or the way out?

Maybe the salmon was swimming upstream to spawn?

on the way in, way out was a bit putrid if i'm honest

 

[Sqotty from office works]

This is true for Sqotty from office works too

All my cougars have false teeth and limps.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

All my cougars have false teeth and limps.

Talking about the Houston Cougars college basketball team who are in the NCAA final (one of the most watched Sporting events annually in America)

Although sadly I may have cursed them, those Florida Gators flogs are making a comeback.

I really got to stop prematurely celebrating or calling sports results over before they happened

 

[Pistol Night]

Talking about the Houston Cougars college basketball team who are in the NCAA final (one of the most watched Sporting events annually in America)

Although sadly I may have cursed them, those Florida Gators flogs are making a comeback.

I really got to stop prematurely celebrating or calling sports results over before they happened

 

[Mofra]

Xander's dad Eddie might have opened a couple of doors to his media career.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Elmer Curse is real.

The Houston Cougars lost by a point in what would have to be one of the most epic chokes in College Hoops history.

Emanuel Sharp will live on in infamy along with Chris Webber as a flog who cost his college the National Championship.

 

[TazHawk15]

The irony of the morons wearing MAGA hats that are made in china, may be somewhat lost on them.

 

[Seethus]

Xander's dad Eddie might have opened a couple of doors to his media career.

Pretty sure it was the giant Chin they all have. That will break open doors.

 

[Drunkcat]

All my cougars have false teeth and limps.

Mate you just take what you can get.

 

[Pistol Night]

Mate you just take what you can get.

Right? This Fonzie thinking all the birds want him needs to reassess where hes at

 

[BringFevBack2021]

geez that Sam Darcy is a big bloke isn't he

 

[James Colorado]

My beloved Hawfs may be in a spot of bother with Will Day out for a few months

 

[Madas]

The irony of the morons wearing MAGA hats that are made in china, may be somewhat lost on them.

Brilliant

 

[March Hare]

Trump's tariffs may be having a slight impact on global share markets.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

i threw it up like 20 minutes after this post.

still tasted great though, love some smoked salmon

^This is the perfect analogy for the life of an Essendone supporter

I really got to stop prematurely celebrating or calling sports results over before they happened

But you won’t

 

[V23]

This fred may have run its course

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^Your club certainly has

 

[Bont2Bruce]

This fred may have run its course

Yeah, nah.

Elmer has 70+ posts in this thread, none of which are understatements.

We have to give him more time to work it out yet.