List Mgmt. Demons rabble overpay for poor 1v1 defender Fake Lever, Crows start the car!

[Deaneus!]

MOD NOTE: Trade period opens today, so let's start our character assassination in a fresh thread.

Trolls will be carded - don't act surprised.

 

[Geoffa32]

I heard that Jake Lever gets his footy ability from eating small puppies......

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[Deaneus!]

I understand he made fun of Jacob Townsend's stutter during the GF.

Richmond are such a floggy team that JL could play for them, but that's not on.

I hope they made fun of his greasy skin and pallow complexion, and strong unpleasant body odour.

 

[Bay62]

I hope they made fun of his greasy skin and pallow complexion, and strong unpleasant body odour.

"Pallow" - skin of a sallow, pallor complexion

 

[WAG]

I heard that Jake Lever gets his footy ability from eating discarded small puppies found at local dumps......

EFA!

 

[Deaneus!]

"Pallow" - skin of a sallow, pallor complexion

Whoops, i have made up a word.

However, it's organic growth like this in the English language that creates new words, so I'm running with it.

 

[Geoffa32]

My mate told me that he saw Lever walking down Rundle Mall taking the small change from the beggers and buskers.

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[Bay62]

Whoops, i have made up a word.

However, it's organic growth like this in the English language that creates new words, so I'm running with it.

All we have to do is believe in something strongly enough and it becomes true

Unless it's winning a GF or trading in a gun mid..

 

[Jarman3]

So he's f***ing us on the trade, and then he's going to f*** Melbourne on their salary cap and team unity due to resentment over his massive contract forcing somebody else out.

Best fister in the league, indeed.

 

[dogs105]

Sounds like a weak flog

 

[Danger in Texas]

I understand he made fun of Jacob Townsend's stutter during the GF.

Richmond are such a floggy team that JL could play for them, but that's not on.

I hope they made fun of his greasy skin and pallow complexion, and strong unpleasant body odour.

Is this genuine? Seems like Jake wants the ‘Flog of the Week’ award real bad.

Apologies if I’m missing the joke

 

[Scorpus]

Jake Lever is a ripe dickhead with a punchable head

 

[dude316]

Whoops, i have made up a word.

However, it's organic growth like this in the English language that creates new words, so I'm running with it.

Don’t worry, it's a perfectly cromulent word.

 

[Untouchables22]

2017 First, 2018 First for Leaver and our 2017 second (or Third if we get lucky).

Get us the top end picks that we want whilst making it more palatable for Melbourne.

 

[Elite Crow]

deaneus would it be going to far to add to the title that he was a teachers pet?

 

[JennyTalia]

Apparently jake likes to lick all the flavour off barbecue shapes and then put them back in the box. This surprised me because I'd also heard he was a fan of a soggy biscuit.

He also refuses to shake hands with people and instead chooses to aggressovely fist bump and commentate in the voice of BT saying things like "wowee how's jakey boy's spoil going ten rows back?!"

 

[radiojake]

this thread isn't even a page long yet and it has already jumped the shark

 

[dogs105]

Pallow campaigner

 

[Wouldbetackler]

Pick 10 and Salem a chance?

 

[Deaneus!]

this thread isn't even a page long yet and it has already jumped the shark

Joke Lever once jumped a shark, then needlessly fed it the leftover puppies from earlier in the thread

 

[Roovolution]

I understand he made fun of Jacob Townsend's stutter during the GF.

Richmond are such a floggy team that JL could play for them, but that's not on.

I hope they made fun of his greasy skin and pallow complexion, and strong unpleasant body odour.

And his crazy eyebrows and skinny legs

 

[Legz]

I heard the reason Jake hasn't put on any muscle is cause his diet highly consists of boogers.... and not necessarily his own!

 

[Swooping Crow]

This flog is worse than Wincefield. I want to play Malbun Round 1 and see every player give it to him. We need Tex to run through him and put him out to pasture.

 

[Geoffa32]

This flog is worse than Wincefield. I want to play Malbun Round 1 and see every player give it to him. We need Tex to run through him and put him out to pasture.

Lever doesn't play round one games as preseason training is too hard on his hammies.

Although the lighter training load at the Dees may help that.

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[huludicidal]

I think we'll end up with a reasonably decent player (most likely Watts but I'd push hard for Hunt) plus either Pick 10 or Melbourne's 2018 first rounder.

If we do manage to prise Hunt away, we'll probably have to send a 2nd rounder Melbourne's way.