Event Sweet F.A Players Association - beez Trophy - S25 - winner pg. 15

[Blacky]

I’m starting to think SM isn’t in the top 20

 

[Barrybran]

$1100 on dies.

Good thing kdavva74 chose Vegas. Shouldn't be too hard to get a bankroll.

 

[Yakker]

Joshy by a whisker

 

[Kennedy Parker]

​

SEASON 24 RANK: 4 | CLUB: Baghdad Bombers

Write up courtesy of Ant Bear - thanks to him.

The Bombers star continues his ascension into the upper echelons of this award. Now with over 3000 total voting points in the past 4 seasons, KohPhi can rightly be considered one of the pre-eminent posters in the SFA. With his giffing bank plundered by the smut crackdown, KohPhi has had to become more interactive, and his sense of humour, and understanding of the league have led to him being highly regarded.

One of the more prolific media contributors, the “Coffee With KohPhi” interview series exposed the human face of some of the league’s more aloof stars, like Cloud_. His inheritance of the Bomber’s captaincy upon HaroLad’s demise has matured him, and the rest of the league, with the possible exception of TheCoach16, have embraced his personable personability.

After coming 17th, 13th and 4th in the past 3 seasons, it’s a well done to KohPhi on another top 5 finish in the beez MVP trophy

Season 25 Highlights​

- Baghdad Bombers Captain
- Being the envy of TheCoach16
- Receiving another bundle of joy

In The Media​

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/where-to-from-here.1162724/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/coffee-with-kohphi-presents-a-chat-with-cloud_.1190750/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/sm-retires.1189956/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/baghdad-bombers-club-hall-of-fame-launch.1193329/​

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Good thing kdavva74 chose Vegas. Shouldn't be too hard to get a bankroll.

I leave a fiver taped under the catering table for emergencies.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

 

[Kennedy Parker]

​

SEASON 24 RANK: 20 | CLUB: Las Vegas Bears​

There hasn't been a more meteoric rise in the Sweet FA in Season 25 than the new Las Vegas captain JoshWoodenSpoon. Josh's incredible humour and creativity in match thread and media postings lifted him to the summit of the league as he polled an Earth-shattering 1477 votes.

His media content continues to take a rare intellectual, relevant and humorous style with quality content such as the continuation of the Power Rankings algorithm. But nothing provided the entire league with more lulz than his performance of favours for other captains in the league when Matera92 returned for one game to stuff up a team sheet. The highlight of which was a Wonderwall cover that should be etched into Sweet FA folklore.

================================================
Loonerty, here's that ringtone you requested.


Rights belong to Creation Records and Bearly Listenable.

Lyrics, because I can't sing, record or enunciate:

Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now.
And all the votes you have to cop are binding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how.
Because maybeeeee
You coulda fixed that mistakieeeee.
And after alllllll
At least take the fallllllll.

Cloud_ and guest of honour Matera92
================================================
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-favour-requests.1187289/page-7#post-54431265

With such incredible powers of imagination it's no wonder that 22 out of 58 voters had JoshWoodenSpoon within their Top 2 posters, a result reflective of a dominant season where he was given a shot, hit the ball out of the park, ran a home run, then ran out of the proverbial park to catch the ball himself.

Congratulations to the deserving Season 25 MVP JoshWoodenSpoon!

Season 25 Highlights​

- Las Vegas Bears Captain
- All-SFA Half Back Flank
- Beez Trophy
- Survived an entire week of being enslaved to crazy captains of other clubs
- SuperQoach Champion

In The Media​

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/a-spoonful-of-sugar.1187282/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/gymdication.1193246/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/s25-administrator-assessment-form.1194871/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/inheriting-a-powerful-machine.1195019/​

 

[Dav]

The Half Back WE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

- Correctly posted the Mobbenfuhrer Medal presentation

Lost the beez right here.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Welp, that's $1500 down the drain...

 

[Papa Juggs]

KohPhi wonderful performance mate. Hard spamming pays off.

 

[TheCoach16]

​

SEASON 24 RANK: 14 | CLUB: Baghdad Bombers​

Write up courtesy of Ant Bear - thanks to him.

TheCoach16 cracks the 1000 point barrier with his 430 points this season. With nearly 80 posts/match, Coach has maintained his position as one of the most prominent players at the Bombers, and he has almost emerged from the very large shadows of KohPhi and Tony Lynn 15.

Coach is one of the more interesting characters in the SFA. His interpretive assessments of the league’s leading lights, and his battles with moderately advanced technology, have endeared him to a wide array of voters. There is always the thought that he knows more than he exhibits and has something up his sleeve. Time will tell if the jealousy of his more prominent team-mates will nudge him in the direction of greener pastures, but for now, he holds his place amongst the top 20 posters in the SFA.

Season 25 Highlights​

- Outscored the Bears in the elimination final 3.2.20 to 2.2.14
- Mr September title remains intact because the Bombers' finals loss occurred in June

In The Media​

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/i-have-a-serious-question.1197067/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/kohphi-kohphi-kohphi-i’m-sick-of-it.1184935/​

Something terribly wrong here! Proof of bias and/or a flawed system. Me?! At 17?! What a joke!!!...


How I made the top 20 is a complete mystery. Completely undeserving. At the very best, I should be in the 70’s. This needs to be looked at...

​

SEASON 24 RANK: 7 | CLUB: Baghdad Bombers

Following up his breakout Season 24 with another great posting season is Tony Lynn 15 this time around breaking away from Uncle Tony's House to tackle some of the more thought provoking issues in the Sweet FA in the media. As usual he had a hefty posting average in the match thread of 82, is quick-witted and not afraid to beat his own drum along with the Bombers after his incredible grand final performance last season, it's not hard to see why Tony has become a consistent big name in the league.

This season, Tony raised a lot of discussion and debate in the media on a variety of topics from a comparison of different eras, who the sexiest poster in the Sweet FA is, who is to blame for the spamming that plagues the league today (which his investigation concluded that KohPhi is entirely to blame), and whether we need a draft. He's happy to gloat and seek attention occasionally, but knows the time and place to do so, and has an appreciation for antagonism as evidenced by coming up with the initiative of Purge Night. Congratulations to Tony Lynn 15 on another awesome season.

Season 25 Highlights​

- Bought a new investment property in Sweet
- Gloated incessantly to Loonerty about his 151 DT point performance in a Grand Final
- Played in a team that kept the Las Vegas Bears to 14 points in a final

In The Media​

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/uncle-tonys-investment-property.1185480/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/mass-debate-was-the-old-sfa-better-than-now.1187135/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/sfas-sexiest-poster.1187978/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/the-origins-of-spam-in-the-sfa.1188492/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/tony-lynn-15-roast.1189210/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/nearest-the-pin.1190602/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/sfa-purge-night-thursday-after-the-grand-final.1193635/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/mr-september.1195195/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/wes-lofts-of-the-bombers.1195549/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/it-is-time-sfa-draft.1196348/​

More proof, there is something wrong here. This is an outrage! Tony Lynn 15 is head and shoulders the best we’ve ever seen! Twelfth?! Twelfth?!

Anything other than number ONE, is an injustice.

And by the way, you guys just cost yourself the honour of seeing the greatest acceptance speech ever. I read it, and it was OUTSTANDING!

 

[The Half Back]

Thank you JoshWoodenSpoon for keeping QrownBet afloat!!

 

[TRUMAN#1]

The 1 and only reason KohPhi didn't get my 1 spot.

Congrats though KohPhi, brilliant poster.

 

[Dav]

Also huge congratulations to Josh, your posting was one of the reasons I sacrificed much of my respect to jump over to the Bears. Very confident in your leadership going forward and I look forward to playing for you.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Thanks Cloud_ with 4 minutes to spare.
Off to classes a go.

 

[Agent93]

Release the Hottest 2beez!

 

[Papa Juggs]

JoshWoodenSpoon

Well done. Seriously good poster not just in the SFA. Well deserved. Thought there was gonna be a garbage winner but can't argue with this.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

well done everyone. especially JWS a truly brilliant season.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Congrats JWS... I know I had you very high.

Welcome to the club.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

​

SEASON 24 RANK: 20 | CLUB: Las Vegas Bears​

There hasn't been a more meteoric rise in the Sweet FA in Season 25 than the new Las Vegas captain JoshWoodenSpoon. Josh's incredible humour and creativity in match thread and media postings lifted him to the summit of the league as he polled an Earth-shattering 1477 votes.

His media content continues to take a rare intellectual, relevant and humorous style with quality content such as the continuation of the Power Rankings algorithm. But nothing provided the entire league with more lulz than his performance of favours for other captains in the league when Matera92 returned for one game to stuff up a team sheet. The highlight of which was a Wonderwall cover that should be etched into Sweet FA folklore.

================================================
Loonerty, here's that ringtone you requested.


Rights belong to Creation Records and Bearly Listenable.

Lyrics, because I can't sing, record or enunciate:

Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now.
And all the votes you have to cop are binding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how.
Because maybeeeee
You coulda fixed that mistakieeeee.
And after alllllll
At least take the fallllllll.

Cloud_ and guest of honour Matera92
================================================
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-favour-requests.1187289/page-7#post-54431265

With such incredible powers of imagination it's no wonder that 22 out of 58 voters had JoshWoodenSpoon within their Top 2 posters, a result reflective of a dominant season where he was given a shot, hit the ball out of the park, ran a home run, then ran out of the proverbial park to catch the ball himself.

Congratulations to the deserving Season 25 MVP JoshWoodenSpoon!

Season 25 Highlights​

- Las Vegas Bears Captain
- All-SFA Half Back Flank
- Beez Trophy
- Survived an entire week of being enslaved to crazy captains of other clubs
- SuperQoach Champion

In The Media​

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/a-spoonful-of-sugar.1187282/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/gymdication.1193246/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/s25-administrator-assessment-form.1194871/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/inheriting-a-powerful-machine.1195019/​

Brilliant stuff and very well deserved. Congrats mate.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Thank you JoshWoodenSpoon for keeping QrownBet afloat!!

So I went all in on JWS, whats my winnings?

 

[por_please_ya]

And I went on about por_please_ya being robbed!

Deserved better

Nah, I didn't expect to get in the top 20

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

​

SEASON 24 RANK: 4 | CLUB: Baghdad Bombers

Write up courtesy of Ant Bear - thanks to him.

The Bombers star continues his ascension into the upper echelons of this award. Now with over 3000 total voting points in the past 4 seasons, KohPhi can rightly be considered one of the pre-eminent posters in the SFA. With his giffing bank plundered by the smut crackdown, KohPhi has had to become more interactive, and his sense of humour, and understanding of the league have led to him being highly regarded.

One of the more prolific media contributors, the “Coffee With KohPhi” interview series exposed the human face of some of the league’s more aloof stars, like Cloud_. His inheritance of the Bomber’s captaincy upon HaroLad’s demise has matured him, and the rest of the league, with the possible exception of TheCoach16, have embraced his personable personability.

After coming 17th, 13th and 4th in the past 3 seasons, it’s a well done to KohPhi on another top 5 finish in the beez MVP trophy

Season 25 Highlights​

- Baghdad Bombers Captain
- Being the envy of TheCoach16
- Receiving another bundle of joy

In The Media​

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/where-to-from-here.1162724/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/coffee-with-kohphi-presents-a-chat-with-cloud_.1190750/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/sm-retires.1189956/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/baghdad-bombers-club-hall-of-fame-launch.1193329/​

Well done KohPhi on another great season. Always number one in my eyes big fella.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Well done to JoshWoodenSpoon and KohPhi