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AFLW 2024 - Round 10 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
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# | Username | Player Type | Hand | Type | Arm |
18 | Tadpole | Keeper | R | F | R |
27 | Robertio | Keeper | L | M | L |
# | Username | Player Type | Hand | Type | Arm |
6 | Raz | Batter | R | MF | L |
8 | croweater 41 | Batter | L | M | L |
9 | hotchilli | Batter | R | M | R |
13 | DemurePrincess | Batter | L | F | L |
14 | TheGoatBaron | Batter | R | OS | R |
17 | sante | Batter | L | M | L |
20 | Ant Bear | Batter | R | F | R |
25 | moginie | Batter | R | OS | R |
27 | Hatchy1992 | Batter | R | OS | R |
34 | GreyCrow | Batter | R | LS | R |
38 | Jatz | Batter | L | M | R |
41 | Frothies Mcveigh | Batter | R | M | R |
51 | Van_Dyke | Batter | R | LS | R |
52 | Jackster83 | Batter | R | LAS | L |
62 | Dogs105 | Batter | R | M | R |
63 | mcgrath_truther | Batter | R | OS | R |
65 | DERRINALPHIL | Batter | R | OS | R |
76 | judge judy | Batter | L | MF | L |
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1 | ClarkeM | Bowler | R | OS | R |
3 | cooney | Bowler | R | LS | R |
7 | Barrybran | Bowler | R | M | R |
12 | akkaps | Bowler | L | M | L |
19 | Cap | Bowler | L | F | R |
29 | Jabba73 | Bowler | R | M | R |
31 | Smartys Power | Bowler | R | F | R |
32 | Ljp86 | Bowler | R | F | R |
43 | Elton Johns Wig | Bowler | L | F | L |
49 | damicky | Bowler | R | LS | R |
54 | TY24 | Bowler | R | F | R |
58 | GremioPower | Bowler | R | OS | R |
64 | eth-dog | Bowler | L | MF | L |
67 | Pie 4 Life | Bowler | R | LS | R |
68 | HinkleysHeroes | Bowler | R | F | R |
72 | Roonescape | Bowler | R | LS | R |
75 | cats2rise | Bowler | R | M | R |
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10 | Pugsley | Bat A/R | L | M | L |
21 | philreich | Bat A/R | R | M | R |
28 | serial_thrilla | Bat A/R | R | M | R |
30 | Purple7x08_24 | Bat A/R | R | OS | R |
59 | DenieD | Bat A/R | R | F | R |
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22 | BLUEALLTHRU | Pure A/R | R | LS | R |
80 | sabso | Pure A/R | R | MF | R |
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3 | Test Tickle | Bowl A/R | R | LAS | L |
70 | thewizardmelon | Bowl A/R | L | F | L |
81 | KBLT | Bowl A/R | L | MF | R |
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"He was relentless. Every afternoon, we’d have to drag him inside after hours of backyard cricket," Martin says. "His older brother would bowl quick bouncers at him, and Jacob would whack them over the fence, pretending to be Ricky Ponting. By the time he was 10, I had to reinforce the garden beds."
"He was only 12, playing against 16-year-olds, and he made them look like amateurs," Jones says. "He had this fearless approach to batting; no bowler could intimidate him. His drives through cover and pull shots were already first-class quality at that age."
"He wasn’t rude, but he was incredibly vocal," Jones adds with a chuckle. "You knew he was on the field, whether he was chirping the batsman or celebrating a wicket like it was the Ashes."
"The kid could walk out at 0 for 2 and stabilize the innings, or come in at 200 for 2 and accelerate like a freight train," Campbell says. "He played the situation better than some professional cricketers I’ve coached."
"That innings made me think, 'This boy isn’t just talented—he’s destined for something big,'" Campbell recalls. "It was like watching a combination of Kevin Pietersen and Adam Gilchrist in full flight."
"He’s got a short fuse, no doubt about it," Rogers says. "He wants to win so badly that he sometimes pushes boundaries, whether that’s having a go at umpires or chirping at bowlers who get under his skin."
"You don’t pick up a guy like him expecting him to be quiet and polite. You pick him because he’ll fight to the last ball. He’s the guy you want batting when the chips are down."
"We’ve been watching him for years," Boncer34 said in the post-draft press conference. "He’s got the X-factor. Sure, there are risks with a player like Croweater, but his ability to take apart any attack in the world? That’s priceless. We’re backing him to win us games for the next decade."
"He’s raw, but that’s what excites us. We want him to keep that fearless edge while learning to channel it more constructively. I can’t wait to have him in our middle order this season."
"I think he thrives on proving people wrong," says Martin McPherson. "Every time someone says he can’t do something, he goes out there and does it twice as well."
"Darkness Eternal fans are in for a treat. He’s going to light up the league with his batting."
"Croweater41 doesn’t just want to play cricket; he wants to dominate it. If he carries that hunger into the SCA, the sky’s the limit."
"I’ve been dreaming of this since I was a kid. Darkness Eternal believed in me, and I’m going to repay that faith. Let’s bring home some silverware."
Whats ChatGPT mateI am thrilled and a little worried about such an accurate ChatGPT recollection of my cricket life so far.
Thank ****Pick 01 - Darkness Eternal - #8 croweater 41
Sweet Cricket Association Draft Profile: Croweater41
At the 2024 Sweet Cricket Association (SCA) Draft, Darkness Eternal made waves by selecting Croweater41, a flamboyant top-order batsman, with the coveted first overall pick. Known for his audacious stroke play, fiery temperament, and penchant for thriving in high-pressure scenarios, Croweater41 is already being hailed as the future of Darkness Eternal's batting lineup.
This is the meteoric rise of a cricketer who has inspired strong opinions from coaches, teammates, and opponents alike. From his unorthodox beginnings in suburban South Australia to the grand stage of the SCA, Croweater41 has left a trail of broken records and baffled bowlers in his wake.
Early Beginnings in the Backyard
Born Jacob McPherson in Adelaide, Croweater41 grew up in a cricket-obsessed family. His father, Martin McPherson, remembers a boy who couldn’t stay away from his bat and tennis ball.
From those humble beginnings, Jacob earned his nickname—Croweater41—when he famously scored 41 not out in a junior intra-school match at age 8, carrying his team to an improbable victory.
Junior Cricket Sensation
Croweater41’s talents soon caught the attention of Janet Jones, President of the Adelaide North Strikers Cricket Club, where he spent his formative years. Jones recalls being stunned by the youngster's raw talent when she first saw him bat.
The young prodigy’s aggression wasn’t confined to batting. According to Jones, Croweater41 wasn’t afraid to make his presence felt in the field and in the dressing room.
Teenage Years: A Steady Climb to Stardom
As Croweater41 progressed through age groups, his reputation as a match-winner solidified. Under the tutelage of former South Australia batsman Dean Campbell, he transitioned from being a promising youngster to a standout star in the state’s under-19 competitions.
Campbell was particularly impressed with his protégé’s adaptability.
Croweater41’s defining performance as a teenager came in the final of the U19 National Championships, where he scored a blistering 157 off 120 balls, including 10 sixes, to lead South Australia to victory.
A Fiery Competitor
Croweater41’s temperament hasn’t always endeared him to everyone. During his stint in Adelaide grade cricket, he became infamous for his fiery attitude, which some critics interpreted as arrogance. His former club coach, Terry Rogers, believes that his competitiveness is both a strength and a challenge.
But Rogers insists that Croweater41’s passion is ultimately an asset.
Darkness Eternal’s Visionary Pick
When Darkness Eternal shocked the SCA world by taking Croweater41 with the first overall pick, many fans were intrigued but skeptical. Was he too volatile? Could he adapt to the professional game? But Boncer34, the enigmatic captain of Darkness Eternal, had no doubts.
Boncer34 also hinted at plans to refine the young star’s game.
The Road Ahead
Croweater41 is stepping into the professional arena with massive expectations on his shoulders. He’ll need to adapt to a higher level of competition and fine-tune his temperament, but those close to him believe he’s ready for the challenge.
His junior club president, Janet Jones, believes his fearless mentality will serve him well in the SCA.
And his former coach, Dean Campbell, has no doubts about his ability to succeed.
As for Croweater41 himself, he’s ready to embrace the spotlight. In his first interview after being drafted, he summed up his ambitions with characteristic confidence.
Final Thoughts
Darkness Eternal’s bold decision to take Croweater41 with the No. 1 pick signals their intent to build a dynasty around young, fearless talent. While he may have his critics, there’s no denying Croweater41’s potential to become one of the most electrifying players in the league.
Whether he flourishes or falters will depend on his ability to channel his passion and adapt to the professional game, but one thing is certain—Croweater41 is a name that will keep fans and bowlers talking for years to come.
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I’m first choice or nothing mate.You're next.
Aiming to update this spreadsheet on a constant basis.
Is the draft over already?
It appears that cats2rise and akkaps forgot that mobile phones are banned in Victorian schools so we probably won't see BigChippa52 or HARPSichord until 4pm.So we're waiting on the Western Stars here are we?