Media Swamprats Officially In Crisis

[DemurePrincess]

Your tune certainly changed in the past five hours.

Oi hiiiiiii!!!

 

[Raz]

Your tune certainly changed in the past five hours.

Yes . Would have stayed but sadly even though I like you there is much bad water and in the end when an opportunity arose that frees me to be me , I had to rethink my loyalty which was not good for me

Thanks to you though as you were one person amongst a few who made the club nice

 

[Ant Bear]

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Yes . Would have stayed but sadly even though I like you there is much bad water and in the end when an opportunity arose that frees me to be me , I had to rethink my loyalty which was not good for me

Thanks to you though as you were one person amongst a few who made the club nice

Can't imagine the water in Baghdad being any better.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

The Sin City Swamprats are officially in crisis


After a disappointing S38 on the field, the Off-Season is going from bad to worse:


1. philreich >>> OOBs

2. okeydoke7 >>> Royals

3. Raz >>> Bombers

4. at least 2 others Players are considering their options


I have just reached out to Furies Captain James Colorado & Gumbies Captain Falconista to begin Merger talks


More to come ...​

I'm unsure what the problem is.

This is almost making the Rats a destination club with these departures.

Not for me though.

Not for me

 

[damicky]

I'm unsure what the problem is.

This is almost making the Rats a destination club with these departures.

Not for me though.

Not for me

 

[Raz]

Can't imagine the water in Baghdad being any better.

The water is not an issue

 

[ShaunDuggan]

The water is not an issue

 

[BloodySwan]

We deny rumours of serial_thrilla getting high and pissing on a cab. He did that sober and was under no influence

 

[ShaunDuggan]

James Colorado happy for the gumbies to take this bullet

Some would say the Bombers are taking the bullet.

 

[Pugsley]

Can't imagine the water in Baghdad being any better.

Especially at the urinals in Abdu.

 

[Senor M]

Yes . Would have stayed but sadly even though I like you there is much bad water and in the end when an opportunity arose that frees me to be me , I had to rethink my loyalty which was not good for me

Thanks to you though as you were one person amongst a few who made the club nice

I didn’t realise that you were a closet racist?

But you do you.

 

[Pugsley]

I didn’t realise that you were a closet racist?

But you do you.

 

[DemurePrincess]

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****! You beat me! I couldnt find the ****ing thing

 

[Pugsley]

****! You beat me! I couldnt find the ****ing thing

Well, the sniper disappeared so it's a good thing

 

[Headless]

In all seriousness, what's up with all the departures?

 

[Pugsley]

In all seriousness, what's up with all the departures?

The SFA is becoming Heathrow Airport.

 

[Headless]

The SFA is becoming Heathrow Airport.

Oh!

That explains the departures, I suppose, but raises many other questions, Pug.

 

[Pugsley]

Oh!

That explains the departures, I suppose, but raises many other questions, Pug.

It certainly does mate.

 

[Raz]

I didn’t realise that you were a closet racist?

But you do you.

No idea !

 

[ShaunDuggan]

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I do miss Kennedy Parker

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Especially at the urinals in Abdu.

The water isn't an issue apparently.

Drink away.

There's something bad in the water at Alberton though.

 

[damicky]

The water isn't an issue apparently.

Drink away.

There's something bad in the water at Alberton though.

Stop talking about our water

It is delicious & refreshing

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Stop talking about our water

It is delicious & refreshing

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Reminds me of the coke flavored lollies that you could buy.

Not sure it would taste the same.

 

[Millky95]

In all seriousness, what's up with all the departures?

Based on the 3 listed in the OP:

1. Could be put up that team wanting to hoard posters like they are action figures
2. Could be put up to the poster in question looking for somewhere to play FF to help their legacy
3. Could be put up to the poster in question finding a team that matches their personalities and posting styles better

Now, the 2 that are "considering their options" could be doing that for a number of factors. But having up to 4 established players (including a club legend) and your most known rookie leaving could stem from culture or leadership issues at the club. Every club loses a few but up to 5 screams culture problems