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Whenever their glasses get empty, pick up a bottle and offer to give them a "top-up"
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Think Tank Suggest a one liner to use on Essendon supporters
- Thread starter Flightless Bird
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- Sep 8, 2014
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When did you get your internet turned back in?
- Jun 6, 2012
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Maybe you could start with a joke. "What's the difference between Hird and Hitler?
No really, I'd like to know"
No really, I'd like to know"
PinkFlamingo
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- Feb 17, 2015
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It's been on a while sweetie, what do you mean?
I couldn't help but notice a few of your posts now have been unusually angry and mean. Why so? You support a successful team, why the angst, hey? I do apologise for the hurt our mighty Swans caused you in 2012, but that's the nature of footballs dear
- Sep 8, 2014
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So it was turned off after a certain date in Sep 2014.It's been on a while sweetie, what do you mean?
I couldn't help but notice a few of your posts now have been unusually angry and mean. Why so? You support a successful team, why the angst, hey? I do apologise for the hurt our mighty Swans caused you in 2012, but that's the nature of footballs dear
What's the rugby score dude?
PinkFlamingo
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I don't really follow the rugby but I sure do love the idea of the rugby scrummageSo it was turned off after a certain date in Sep 2014.
What's the rugby score dude?
Do you find it almost homoerotic? Everyone all packed tightly together, tight buns in easy reach. Phew...
Maybe you should find a group of like-minded people, darling, and try it out. Let off some steam, let go of some of that mysterious anger
- Oct 10, 2009
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If the food is over cooked just politely point out that
"Not to worry - we all have our governance issues"
"Not to worry - we all have our governance issues"
Just before eating, explain how the dinner table is windy hill.
Then get the wife's little granny (minimum 90 years old) to belly flop right in the middle of it.
And then go on to explain "and thats how they ended up at Tullamarine"
Then get the wife's little granny (minimum 90 years old) to belly flop right in the middle of it.
And then go on to explain "and thats how they ended up at Tullamarine"
captain blood 17
El Jefe
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Will the cook take responsibilty for a shit meal, only to not take responsibility for it but claim the kitchen help will be in a good position when the truth comes out on how it was cooked?
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Ask whoever cooked how they managed to inject so much flavour into the meal.
captain blood 17
El Jefe
- Dec 9, 2006
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Get the plate of food, sling it into a wall, then look your mother in law in the eye and say "bitch, you just got Middletoned".
And when they protest, tip the whole table and say "there's your appeal".
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And when they protest, tip the whole table and say "there's your appeal".
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"They were singing, Bye Bye to my Essendon Lie......."
When the drinking starts .. Keep asking for a top up.
theduckfan
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Are we playing Call Of Duty Black Ops after this?
- Oct 19, 2011
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**** Jobe Watson.
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- Jun 17, 2014
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"Glad Caroline Wilson is back, we need some hard hitting articles back in the paper"
"Got the flu, immune system down. Can you ask Wallis to provide me with the thymomodulin that he took a picture of"
"Jobe is looking a bit fat compared to 2012"
"Do you reckon they will replace the Brownlow medal for 2012 in March?"
"Got the flu, immune system down. Can you ask Wallis to provide me with the thymomodulin that he took a picture of"
"Jobe is looking a bit fat compared to 2012"
"Do you reckon they will replace the Brownlow medal for 2012 in March?"
Freofalcon
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So, what are you guys doing with your spare time this year ?
hawkman
Hall of Famer
Whenever one of them speaks just pretend you didn't hear it and ask them to 'say that again'
hawkman
Hall of Famer
If someone is having a private conversation in the corner go up to them and ask if this is a black ops meeting
rdhopkins2
Carpe Diem
Are you attracted to me or have you been taking the same good juice as Albert?
Freofalcon
Born from an egg on a mountain top
- Jun 20, 2011
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- West Perth, Hajduk Split, West Ham
Hey Nana, you starting off in the midfield this year or will you be wearing the red vest to save your legs for later on in the match ?
Asgardian
Bigfooty Jedi
Suggest a one liner to use on Essendon supporters?
Got a clean hypo?
Got a clean hypo?
