Rumour Strattons Knee OK?

[wallyt99]

JK! ....... There is a rumour circulating that Ben Stratton's knee is fine - he was actually unavailable to play because he was single handedly tracking down, and killing Osama Bin Laden.

Now that that is finished up should not be too long before he is back in the game.

 

[Goody1971]

cruel thread title man...

 

[go hawks!!!]

There is a rumour circulating that Ben Stratton's knee is fine - he was actually unavailable to play because he was single handedly tracking down, and killing Osama Bin Laden.

Now that that is finished up should not be too long before he is back in the game.

No mate, it was Libya, get there quick, my fuel tank is costing a fortune!

edit - get back to the office just found out bin laden is dead- well he was dead 24 months ago actually

 

[Prudster]

cruel thread title man...

Agreed. You got me excited.

 

[whiteTiga2k]

man... thats bloody cruel man

 

[The Kipster]

man... thats bloody cruel man

bloody funny though

 

[spudmaster]

I hope they hunt down you next!

 

[Off The Couch]

I don't know why so many on this board think they are comedians



I did chuckle though

 

[Jaeger]

No mate, it was Libya, get there quick, my fuel tank is costing a fortune!

edit - get back to the office just found out bin laden is dead- well he was dead 24 months ago actually

What makes you think that GH?

 

[HSSB]

Ban the OP

 

[Jedstar]

Cheers for the quick injection of hope followed by the cruel realisation that it was just a joke.

Albeit a current and good one.

 

[SNAITHY]

I don't get it.............

 

[Turly]

SON OF A B*%&!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

 

[Hodgepodge]

Stratton's injury was just a cover so he could go over to Pakistan and take out OBL. He got a call at half-time and fake an injury in the 3rd.

 

[macdaddio]

worst thread of all time!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lethalselbow]

These kind of threads are always so hilarious. Hilarious, i tells ya!

 

[phillm1]

What a stupid thread !! dont see the point or the funny side just a waste of a thread !!

 

[CAPTAINCRAWF]

Haha, love it Your an hole<ass for for giving us hope though

 

[Flukey!]

I can see the funny side
(some others need to lighten up )

 

[Thaihawk]

This thread will probably break all records, you bl#$dy WALLY!! Every Hawk will at least read it! Bet your ears are burning.

 

[whiteTiga2k]

2nd time I've been to the thread... but this time its to haul more abuse!!! and to read the abuse!

DAMN FREAKIN YOU!

 

[hfc70]

Have heard that the surgery went well (although no comeback this year)

 

[Great 2008]

It was an air strike! Stratosphere is awesome over head! Some truth in this.

 

[Sixpence]

Speaking of Bin Laden, saw this and thought it was pretty funny (and quite nerdy):

chmod +x /bin/laden

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]