Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park [MOTR]

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Happy for the couple, sad for the baby
Rude. Didn't ever be sad for a baby. Babies get to demand food at any time, the cry, scream, tantrum, piss, and shit any time with impunity. When I tried that I got ejected from the golf club. Twice.
 
A light upgrade for the Renown Park ground : pathway sealed around the ground, weeds and rabbits removed from the ground itself. Snowfall removed. Small entry ticket booth and pavilion erected off Melville Road.

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Renown Park is actually one of the largest grounds for qooty, but it has quite limited facilities. It's larger than any of the Sweet FA club home venues. Only Dun Lop Stadium (aka SFA Park) is bigger.

Renown Park actually suits the Swamprats playing style better than that of the Roys, as the BJO is a very small ground and Underground Stadium is one of the larger ones.

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Time to get our shit back together!
I always thought you were a Gumby! Good to see you. I ended up watching a bunch of Rodney Dangerfield late show appearance on youtube just a couple of weeks ago.
 

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A light upgrade for the Renown Park ground : pathway sealed around the ground, weeds and rabbits removed from the ground itself. Snowfall removed. Small entry ticket booth and pavilion erected off Melville Road.

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Renown Park is actually one of the largest grounds for qooty, but it has quite limited facilities. It's larger than any of the Sweet FA club home venues. Only Dun Lop Stadium (aka SFA Park) is bigger.

Renown Park actually suits the Swamprats playing style better than that of the Roys, as the BJO is a very small ground and Underground Stadium is one of the larger ones.

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The reason I like Quooty is I don't have to get a ticket from Ticket tec/master. Note the ticket booth at this ground where one can buy a ticket, a proper ticket which cannot be saved in an apple wallet. Mobbs can the BJO be declared an internet free zone, where all electronic devices, except transister radios, are confiscated and destroyed.
Free paper team sheets with every ticket so patrons will be able to identify the swampie players(the Roys are all suoer stars and everyone knows who they are).
Payment for chudshakes would only be by cash and one and two cent coins are encouraged.
 
The reason I like Quooty is I don't have to get a ticket from Ticket tec/master. Note the ticket booth at this ground where one can buy a ticket, a proper ticket which cannot be saved in an apple wallet. Mobbs can the BJO be declared an internet free zone, where all electronic devices, except transister radios, are confiscated and destroyed.
Free paper team sheets with every ticket so patrons will be able to identify the swampie players(the Roys are all suoer stars and everyone knows who they are).
Payment for chudshakes would only be by cash and one and two cent coins are encouraged.
Everything is old school at the BJO. We are in the suburb of Old Town, and that's more than just a name! The tech is old, the players are old, the jokes are old. Everything's so old and failing that I'm surprised all our games aren't twilight matches!

Out at Renown Park in the country town of Rhilpisa where we play today, it's the same, but more by necessity. This entire village is an anachronism, left behind by the increasingly centralised population movements leaving the location somewhat of a backwater. The entry fee at the ticket office is just a few Clarkemonies (Sweet's primary currency), we do not accept Meltcoin as we don't use MPOS and Meltcoin is specifically for electronic crypto movements.

There is a force field surrounding the BJO which can be set to permitting entry to only old people, or set to accepting everyone but making anyone who isn't already old, old.

Transistor radios, or as I originally thought they were spelled, wiloses, are permitted for picking up anything said by 3KZ is Football . Two way radios are only allowed by the ground maintence staff, and they can only use walkie talkies which were specifically received in the form of a Christmas present when the user was whatever that word is for the opposite of old. Walkie Talkies sighted for the first time by a recipient not in their pyjamas are prohibited.

The Team Sheets are supplied in the form of a paper program consisting of both team lists including two columns for recording their goals and behinds. There is an extra page for club news, and the back page usually has some sponsor space, those sponsors invariably including a local pub and somebody who can mow lawns. Additional space might be available for CWA meetings or the latest Rechabite Lodge news. There is sometimes a list of the league's past premiers and B&F award winners. All programs come with an accidental biro mark on the front cover. No glossy pages are present.

Chudshakes are always priced extremely affordably because the real return for sale is the soul of the purchaser, and sometimes their cadaver because it's usually mostly poison.
 

Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park [MOTR]


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