Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 10 - Gold City Royals v Fighting Furies at The Golden Throne

[Bonz]

salutations my good Bonz

Bonjour my beautiful Krakouers

How are you on the finest of fine evenings?

 

[krakouers]

That and CatDog give me nightmares

 

[krakouers]

Bonjour my beautiful Krakouers

How are you on the finest of fine evenings?

Well… happy now you are here

 

[Footypie32]

I believe this is anatomically correct.

 

[Bonz]

Well… happy now you are here

To be fair, I would be happy if I was here as well.

Just opens up the whole can of worms as to whether it's mastubation or sex.

 

[krakouers]

To be fair, I would be happy if I was here as well.

Just opens up the whole can of worms as to whether it's mastubation or sex.

At this rate with Bastyy CakeEater and Supersuns we will call it a catered orgy

 

[Brenton Davy]

What's another word for thesaurus?

Dictionary…

I realise they aren’t exactly the same, but near enough

 

[Ulahoopski]

What's another word for thesaurus?

Haemorrhoids

 

[grumbleguts]

I sent you fourteen valentine's day cards and they all got returned to me because of a "Wrong Address" or something like that. I'm going to try fall in love with a Royal this week to spite you.

My friend is a divorce lawyer. I really helped him out one day by delivering valentine's day cards to every letter box in his suburb from "guess who"

 

[grumbleguts]

Dictionary…

I realise they aren’t exactly the same, but near enough

I wonder where you could find a better synonym... hmm....

 

[grumbleguts]

Haemorrhoids

I swallowed a dictionary once. I got thesaurus throat I've ever had.

 

[Orange crush]

I have a shakespearean insult generator that I created it can generate randomly roughly 3.7 million shakespearean insults.

Some examples:
Ruin mine eyes no more, thou gorbellied, knotty-pated, giglet
The worms shall shy away from thy corpse, thou bawdy, reeling-ripe, minnow
Thou art a swollen parcel of dropsies, thou rank, fat-kidneyed, hugger-mugger
Eat thine own dung, thou puking, unchin-snouted, pignut
Didst thou pourest stupidity into thine own self and forgetest to say when? Thou bootless, weather-bitten, foot-licker

I think you just played too much AoE2 as a kid …. All my starting citizenry were male. No wonder thou wert victorious! I shall abdicate.

 

[Membling]

Just for you Membles

I am old enough to get that reference too...

 

[Brenton Davy]

I wonder where you could find a better synonym... hmm....

They tell me Google does a pretty good job…

 

[Crimson Azure]

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“WOOF, WOOF, ****EN’ WOOF!!! - It’s Sweet FA Doggo Week Folks!!!”

Dogs are known for their diverse breeds, personalities, and skills—just like the teams in the Sweet FA (SFA) Qooty League. Whether it’s their loyalty, aggression, intelligence, or sheer unpredictability, every SFA team’s unique characteristics can be matched with a breed of dog.

Whether they are ferocious competitors, unpredictable game-changers, or steady and reliable forces, the beauty of both Qooty and dogs is that they bring excitement, companionship, and passion in their own unique ways.

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GOLD CITY ROYALS are Elegant, maybe a little flashy, but they’ve got pedigree. They don’t just want to win—they want to look good doing it.

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FIGHTING FURIES are Fierce. Non-stop energy, total chaos, always up for a scrap. Loud, loyal, and always in the fight, no matter the odds.

At The Golden Throne


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Fun fact - dogs have unique nose prints, three eyelids and the ability to smell emotions!


Q - What kind of dog never throws anything away?
A - A hoarder collie


Have a fab week - Good luck to both teams! Woof!!!


Captains please post your team sheets by Thursday 11:59 pm AWST​

Thanks, now I don’t like my dog any more.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Pinch and a punch for the first day of the month. Good luck Furies, you're going to need it

Furrys?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Thanks, now I don’t like my dog any more.

You’re welcome!

He probably didn’t like you in the first place…. So I’ve done him a favour!

 

[Crimson Azure]

You’re welcome!

He probably didn’t like you in the first place…. So I’ve done him a favour!

His life and health depends on me.

Much like the furrys chances in our game.

 

[manicpie]

Furrys?

Those guys also

 

[Footypie32]

Furrys?

Whatever you do, no matter how tempting, do not pull their tails.

It isn't worth the mess.

 

[Footypie32]

Haemorrhoids

I occasionally invent whole new words when I sit on mine.

 

[James Colorado]

Haemorrhoids

If you read a good chunk of the thesaurus while on the toilet, I'm sure you'd develop haemorrhoids.

But you'd also learn some new words to describe the issue, so breaking even.

 

[James Colorado]

That and CatDog give me nightmares

Seeing as CatDog was both heads, I'm genuinely horrified by what their twin must've looked like.

 

[Bonz]

At this rate with Bastyy CakeEater and Supersuns we will call it a catered orgy

I am prepared to give you all you can eat

 

[krakouers]

Haemorrhoids

a painful exercise?