Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 1: East Side Hawks v Coney Island Warriors at The Eyrie

[The Filth Wizard]

Will I get punched again?

I’ll buy everyone footy cards again.

 

[spudmaster]

Specifically, hello my dear old friend spudmaster

A little less emphasis on the 'old' thankyou, my favourite scythe-wielding SFAer.



The new colours look fab on you by the way!

 

[spudmaster]

Nawww, I think you’re in great hands playing against the team leaders for beez votes!

Just might have to go easy on spudmaster atm as he’s identifying as a tennis ball instead of a potato atm as a result of OD’ing on all things Australian Open in the last fortnight.

I missed last years final and the preseason hit out against your mob so have marked down April 6 in the calendar book.

Haha I still am!
I can't watch the TV without moving my head left and right every couple of seconds to follow the imaginary play. Readjustment to normality will occur over the next few days with any luck.

While we may not be able to hold hands during the week, I look forward to discreetly signing to you through the electrified fence, my friend.

 

[spudmaster]

The Warriors are our first victims? A bit rough on them, fixturing wise.

I'm glad someone mentioned it!

The reigning premiers right off the bat, and on their home deck so less. Which nuffie came up with this idea? I'm still sporting some visible bruises from our back2back losses last season...

And in January too might I add. My Qontract clearly stipulated I was not required until February at the earliest.

 

[boncer34]

I’ll buy everyone footy cards again.

I didn't get a ****ing footy card

 

[boncer34]

I'm glad someone mentioned it!

The reigning premiers right off the bat, and on their home deck so less. Which nuffie came up with this idea? I'm still sporting some visible bruises from our back2back losses last season...

And in January too might I add. My Qontract clearly stipulated I was not required until February at the earliest.

The bounce is in Feb dumbass.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Haha I still am!
I can't watch the TV without moving my head left and right every couple of seconds to follow the imaginary play. Readjustment to normality will occur over the next few days with any luck.

While we may not be able to hold hands during the week, I look forward to discreetly signing to you through the electrified fence, my friend.

As long as you don’t grunt at the TV every couple of seconds.

 

[spudmaster]

As long as you don’t grunt at the TV every couple of seconds.

I save my grunting for your tag notifications

 

[spudmaster]

The bounce is in Feb dumbass.

Yeah but when's the bonce?

the original was fine too by the way

 

[Tonga Bob]

I save my grunting for your tag notifications

spudmaster

 

[Scythe94]

The new colours look fab on you by the way!

Thanks friend x

 

[boncer34]

Yeah but when's the bonce?

the original was fine too by the way

I thought it a little blunt

 

[JHF1870]

I’ll buy everyone footy cards again.

I've had a tough life

LMS13 Zak Butters please

 

[spudmaster]

I've had a tough life

LMS13 Zak Butters please

Now there's an AV I hadn't seen in a while.
Nice to see it back around the joint mate.

 

[The Majestic]

Oh hey everyone, back already? Awesome.

I am hoping to do more this season for the Hawks, I will do something I am sure of it....other than of course posting a heap of Godzilla related gifs...

 

[spudmaster]

Oh hey everyone, back already? Awesome.

I am hoping to do more this season for the Hawks, I will do something I am sure of it....other than of course posting a heap of Godzilla related gifs...

#TeamKong

 

[boncer34]

Oh hey everyone, back already? Awesome.

I am hoping to do more this season for the Hawks, I will do something I am sure of it....other than of course posting a heap of Godzilla related gifs...

We've discussed this. You underrate your Grand Final effort.

 

[pantskyle]

Morning all.

 

[Scythe94]

I have decided to leave the house since it's not 41 degrees today, wish me luck

 

[Callums_Guns]

I have decided to leave the house since it's not 41 degrees today, wish me luck

Ventured out of the office this morning

 

[Scythe94]

Ventured out of the office this morning

Think this is only the second time I've bothered going into the office since xmas. If I'm not submerged in water, I do not cope in summer lol

 

[jannissary]

year 7s starting today.

how are they all so small! it's ****ed!

 

[boncer34]

I have decided to leave the house since it's not 41 degrees today, wish me luck

Dont. Go back.

 

[boncer34]

year 7s starting today.

how are they all so small! it's ****ed!

Fight them.

 

[pantskyle]

I have decided to leave the house since it's not 41 degrees today, wish me luck

Pfft it wasn't even that hot yesterday, I barely overheated.